Chip Epstein

@UTDPr3Xxi @_chrismane_ African football twitter.

@_chrismane_ I don't know

How's vlahovic 29 when he was 20 in 2021?🤯

@duncanwatts1 @Danichels_11 There’s no player with this career. It’s African football twitter after engagement bait.

@Danichels_11 That career path doesn’t match one real player. It looks like a mash-up, mainly of Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi. Why it doesn’t work: Sporting CP, Manchester United, Real Madrid, Juventus, Al Nassr fits Ronaldo. Barcelona, PSG, Inter Miami fits Messi.

Guess the football player? 🤔 Level: IMPOSSIBLE

@thisgirlisonf12 @SBarrettBar @nigethugrug I heard he nominated the son of a KGB agent to the House of Lords. No wait, that was Boris.

@SBarrettBar @nigethugrug Starmer should be prosecuted. He needs to be taken from number 10. He’s a security risk to the country.

Why was Jonathan Powell not vetted?

@ReallyNiceDerek @CallumLyon

@CallumLyon Sorry pal but why the hell can’t you just partner up with someone like the rest of us? Don’t use baldness as an excuse either. Does NOT wash with me. Top tip I don’t mind sharing. Go out to bars wearing a wedding ring. They absolutely flock to you. Trust me.

Being single isn't the issue, the cost of existing alone is. One income, full rent, full bills, full responsibility, no backup. Then you get told to "budget better" by people who've never had to carry 100% of the load on their own. The system didn't break, it just stopped accounting for anyone doing it solo.

Got myself a new Keir Starmer T-shirt to fully support the British people 🇬🇧 luv from me & my boat in sunny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

The Rangers FC established 2012.

@WHITEONLYPLANET @Gar55020Charlie @ScotlandSky Hunbelievable

@Gar55020Charlie @ScotlandSky Probably seen one league title in your puff, defending that useless coon at right back. Ur a part of the reason rangers are now known as once great fc.

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@carlyjohnson123 Is there any of you in a polo neck and long wool skirt? 😍

Nakey version on my only fns page btw

@BOURNYBOY76 @KelKamikaze1 Same old shit posted everyday.

@KelKamikaze1 🤣

I’m putting it out now Starmer will be gone before the weekend Who’s with me 🤔

@JohnBeckerEA @barbedquill Yet you abuse it. Typical Reform nonsense

@barbedquill Agreed, the system needs changing

It’s done

@nocontextfritzl @authenticWMN

@authenticWMN The finest Twitter handle I follow

Has anyone noticed that I don’t actually start fights with anyone, and never complain about other people’s behaviour toward me on this app since a certain cult of lunatics left me alone? A thousand people, pointing at me. I was a “chaos merchant”. I was a “trouble maker”. I was “dangerous”. To all of you that stuck around through the rumours and lies, doesn’t it make you laugh? I literally don’t have a problem with anyone until they assert that they have ownership of my mind. Their angry responses to being told ‘no’, was never my responsibility. I don’t dox people. I don’t harass people. I’ve had the full names and addresses of several of the people who harassed me. I’ve never weaponised it. I don’t follow people everywhere, then complain that I don’t like their opinions. I’ve never threatened anyone with violence. I’ve never tried to gather intel on anybody. The simple truth is that I just don’t care about strangers. But have you noticed? My reputation for being problematic doesn’t really add up, does it? The people pointing the finger at me have tried to access my peace in every imaginable way. And all I ever did in return was publicly tell them to fuck off.

@CFC_Snipa @CFCDan27 @Scott_Pert You clearly do otherwise you wouldn’t be scrambling for relevance. Your club is a franchise club, like those shitty Yank teams.

@ChipEpstein69 @CFCDan27 @Scott_Pert Again who gives AF? Bozo 🤣🤣

Chelsea were FUCK ALL until a Russia Billionaire made them relevant…. I understand fans like Rory Jennings probably never saw them when they were as good as QPR & Charlton, but if they knew their clubs history they’d know this a stupid statement. They were the original Manchester City! Cheats.

@SamaHoole When everyone had Sundays off, now the big companies open on Sunday and prioritise profits over employees.

Sunday lunch at your grandmother's table in 1960: - A proper joint, roasted in its own dripping - Yorkshire puddings made with real beef drippings and farm eggs - Roast potatoes cooked in the beef fat - Gravy from the pan juices - A pudding with suet - A wedge of cheddar to finish - Three generations around the table for two hours Sunday lunch at most British tables now: - A supermarket chicken roasted in sunflower oil - Frozen Yorkshire puddings from Aunt Bessie's - Roast potatoes from a bag - Gravy from a Bisto packet - Trifle from the Tesco chilled aisle - Forty-five minutes, two generations if you are lucky The Sunday lunch was the centre of the British week for four hundred years. A 2022 poll found 42% of British households no longer cook one with any regularity. Among under-35s, 61%. Four hundred years of habit ending on the watch of a single generation.

This is definitely the UK

@BornToReform @empire_res66190 That’s because you’re a spastic

@empire_res66190 We do not care

We are voting Reform. If you do not like it. Tough.. we do not care 😉

@CFC_Snipa @CFCDan27 @Scott_Pert Yes as none of them are 50 years. You were a little club with two cup winners cups and less European cups than Villa and Forest. Ipswich Town won the league after Chelsea last did before Russian money 😂

@ChipEpstein69 @CFCDan27 @Scott_Pert So? Who gives AF? Liverpool hadn’t won the league for 30 years Arsenal 20 and still going on Man U 10+ and no end in sight What’s your point? Are they all irrelevant?

@CFCDan27 @CFC_Snipa @Scott_Pert Two cup winners cups. Forest and Villa won more European Cups

@ChipEpstein69 @CFC_Snipa @Scott_Pert Yet won European trophies

@ukgeorgina2 Shit the fuck up droopy tits

I don’t want Starmer replaced. I want a General Election!

@LeightonPattin1 @Christina_yells Keep it in your pants, Leighton. It’s A.I

@Christina_yells Looks fantastic keep the colours flying 🖕🏻to the lefties

How does this look on me?? I don't care if it offends the Leftards!

@CFCDan27 @CFC_Snipa @Scott_Pert They hadn’t won the league for fifty years before he came in.

@CFC_Snipa @Scott_Pert Even before Roman came we were winning trophies