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i HATE when someone is a fraternal twin bc it is so obvious that one of them got more nutrients in the womb and what... I'm supposed to not notice that ????

Obsession spoilers . . . . . . . Bear didn’t take a bite of that sandwich and realize he was chomping down on rancid cat?? That cat died days prior! Maybe even a week!? It should’ve been filled with maggots no and smell like holy hell no?

Took a shit so hard a went blind for 3 minutes

@Blonddieee_ I wonder what would happen if butcher took temp v now with his tentacles

Thought Soldier Boy’s shield was unbreakable until Butcher punched straight through it with his lasers like it was nothing 😭😂 Temp V Butcher was wild,way better than his tentacles

@sweeterpool @slothy_420 I can lead you to the light but I can’t force your eyes open to see

@Cholivia_ @slothy_420 You just made that up

okay i’ll bite what’s uncle pussy

@stylesfraser Yes I think it was pointless. It would’ve been one thing if faith was still alive and they went on adventure to find her or something but it didn’t end up affecting the plot at all except for giving us sad face Fanny

there was literally no reason to make it that faith lived / fanny was their granddaughter they adopt people everyday

Girl go shower u smell like uncle pussy

@balfeschild Also he was shot by somebody so uninteresting

it bothers me so much that jamie died in the most ridiculous way a character has ever fucking died.

I’m just glad Lord John (who apparently doesn’t age lmao he’s supposed to be like 65??) ended up ok

And not sure why they introduced Amaranthus and why we spent so much time on her and Williams relationship! And randomly killing off Fergus.

Thoughts on the outlander finale - It wasn’t bad, but a bit confusing. I think the final season wasted too much time on uninteresting subplots like Fanny and Faith being alive & William whining. It lacked an interesting antagonist like earlier seasons that helped drive tension

Burger without veggies you might as well had ate meatloaf you fuckin puma

I broke out of prison using a kidney stone protruding from my urethra to slash a guard’s neck

This blueberry I just ate deadass tasted like uncle pussy and it had loose skin too like an old man neck. I shouldnt have been so naive eating every berry. Damn it! I'm so stupid! I should just die this fucking uncle pussy berry damn irt

She opened the door and yelled “surprise!” to every confused person who came. She said it was the best birthday. What a diva

My mom once threw herself a surprise birthday party. She walked around the clubs she frequented and handed out flyers for it and everyone was too lit to notice she was handing out flyers for her own surprise party.

Bought a meatball flavored vape from Goodwill and now my arms won’t bend

why would i want this? the guy looks ugly