Aussie Chook💚✝

@MoistenedTart After 7 years of pain and mobility issues, I got a hip replacement just over 2 months ago and it feels like a miracle! I can go for a walk and keep up and I don't even limp! I can get in and out of the car! I can climb stairs - 2 at a time! It feels amazing!

@ColBurns1954 @taipan168 Chevrolet ZR2 starting price: AU$128,000. I doubt "can't afford" is in their vocab.

@taipan168 It's called freedom of choice...mebbe they need it and can't afford a smaller vehicle as well ('specially an EV). Hey....here's a novel idea...you do you & let them do them.

Vehicles like this do not belong in the central business district. And before anybody has a go at me for hating on tradies, the bed was absolutely pristine.

Apparently white Frenchmen are welcome and brown people who may have come from a Muslim-majority country are not. This is the result of harboring racist policies, @AlboMP. And it is unacceptable. Time to make drastic changes and start doing the right thing by all. #auspol

@OccupyMyGov Great pic!

@blakandblack I think you know the answer.

Is this account satire, or is the dude just a dickhead … apparently he’s an Aussie export to the U.S. and they’re welcome to him…

What do you think of the new paint job on the Big Trout at Adaminaby? Some suggest it’s cartoonesque! canberratimes.com.au/story/8503460/…

@TimYowie No artist would do this.

@TruthBombs_R_Us @deemadigan Yes, same Christmas tree for the last 20 years but not the same handbag since it gets used every day. Also, our hairdryer caused an explosion in our bathroom a few years ago but rightly or wrongly, we're still using it.

If buying Australian flags is so important to you, what did you do to your last one?

@LlJuju2022 Get it engraved this time. Or get one that's slightly better than the old one.

Miss 10's bangle went missing months ago. Very upsetting. Her bff has started wearing one with the same charms. My girl really didn't want to confront her and doesn't want me to ask her Mum. Today we replaced it. Happy girl, but I'm not sure I've done the right thing. Thoughts?

@QLDPricey @champagnesftboi According to people who were there, that's not actually the case.

@champagnesftboi The security punched first. They need to be more professional then a drunk.

Summernats has always been a shit event. Assaults, sexual assaults, fuckwits. Having said that (and not to defend the security) but you absolutely have a choice about standing in front of these people. If you shape up to security and get a punch for your efforts, that’s on you

@AussieMAGABot @9NewsAUS I tend to disagree. Crowd flooded the track and where throwing projectiles. Very dangerous situation.

@9NewsAUS At the very least this person should be charged for a death threat.

Police are investigating a popular rev-head event after utter pandemonium erupted between bouncers and patrons in Canberra yesterday. Summernats festival organisers are yet to respond to #9News' request for comment, with the security company going quiet and deleting its social media accounts.

@amandajanewd The crust.

Knobbler. Obvs

On what basis are you making this statement? I'm fairly certain that the statistics don't agree with you there.

@MFWitches OK I did it wrong.

@MFWitches Women are my favourite guy.

Try this to see how misogynistic your predictive text is. Type “women are” in a reply or QT here and let the keyboard continue it by clicking on the middle word in the predictive text bar until you have a complete sentence. And go. #ToYourBrooms

@winemandanny @MoistenedTart Also, just to add, we've got our own things that remind us it's Christmas. Like cicadas chirping, Christmas beetles (aka June bugs) buzzing around the back light, and cherries and mangoes are in season! 🥭🍒

@jess_do_it_x Must be such a relief! I really hope 2024 is a much better year all round. Better mental health, better money situation and better neighbours!!!

@GfromAus @DavidStacka What soy latte?

@jess_do_it_x That is really great you got a good neighbour!

@FluffyMcDeath @MusicSolitaire @Helenparkes10 This is quite confusing. Are you saying that it is less bad to rape boys because they don't get pregnant? How do you even think of something like that? Sounds like you've thought about this a bit too much.

@MusicSolitaire @Helenparkes10 Do boys get pregnant?

Dear TERFs, what has attacking random trans women for the way they look got to do with protecting the "privacy, dignity and safety" of women and girls?