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@ChrandLord

#1 ranked landlord shitposter. Building my 100+ unit real estate portfolio with creative financing.

Katılım Temmuz 2025
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Chrandlord
Chrandlord@ChrandLord·
@stevehunsaker1 This says it goes to the employees directly. They do more for you than some faggot handing you a pizza and a coke.
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Chrandlord@ChrandLord·
@isaiahluckey I have 120 apartments. do you think I don’t know this? Also forgot forced equity.
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Isaiah Luckey
Isaiah Luckey@isaiahluckey·
Cashflow (profit) Appreciation (asset growth) Depreciation (tax benefits) Debt paydown (tenants paying off your loan) Borrow against it (leverage) It's important to measure IRR not just Cash on Cash returns. Resilient in hyperinflation environments.
Chrandlord@ChrandLord

Big multifamily is funny to me. So much money down and so much risk for a measly 10% return. Small multifamily on seller finance cash flows at 95-100% LTV. Cash return is almost always 50%+. Once you have it, slow money makes sense I suppose. I am still in the trenches, I need to be doubling quickly.

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Chrandlord@ChrandLord·
Lubed the floor. Looking good.
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The Rental Edge@therentaledge·
@ChrandLord I think the key ends up being scale when you have the base to do it. I’m early on with a small portfolio of 8 SFR so squeezing each deal to max returns one at a time is the play right now as the base grows bigger. I can see the appeal as capital allows though
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Chrandlord@ChrandLord·
Big multifamily is funny to me. So much money down and so much risk for a measly 10% return. Small multifamily on seller finance cash flows at 95-100% LTV. Cash return is almost always 50%+. Once you have it, slow money makes sense I suppose. I am still in the trenches, I need to be doubling quickly.
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Lee Hepner@LeeHepner·
“Trump purchased $500,000 to $1 million worth of Nvidia stock on Jan. 6, a week before the Commerce Department officially approved the sale of Nvidia chips to China.” Insider trading, corruption, treason. Where are the calls for impeachment?
Samuel Larreal@samuellarreal_

NEW: President Donald Trump bought and sold millions of dollars worth of stock in tech companies and government contractors including Nvidia and Palantir. Some of those trades overlapped with regulatory decisions that were favorable to these companies. notus.org/money/donald-t…

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Chrandlord@ChrandLord·
@scotchscotchzz The owner is probably pocketing 50% of that but yeah i guess. I pay my guy directly.
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Scotch@scotchscotchzz·
@ChrandLord I have no problem spending good money on good labor Everybody eats around me
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Scotch@scotchscotchzz·
I’m spending $400 an hour for 2 electricians right now for roughly 5 full days. The owner of the company decides to put on his 14 year old son on at $45 an hour as a helper. I call to shoot that idea down immediately. He says we gotta train the next generation at some point. A flashback to 22 years ago when I started hit me. He sold me with a sentence. I’ll eat into my budget so the kid can get some experience. Warned him I’m not running a church service on the job site so he’s gonna hear all the words tomorrow. Not enough kids are going into the trades and we have to encourage them too. I know a guy who just graduated Ivy League in engineering and couldn’t find a job so he became an EMT. Our youth are our future.
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Logan Rankin
Logan Rankin@loganjrankin·
Closed a 4-unit last week. I own the 14 properties around it. Wanted this one for years. Patience paid off. Well… overpaid. All cash. Quick close. His terms. Most investors would call it a bad deal. But 1 + 14 doesn’t equal 15. I own the whole street now. Both sides. Long term, I stole it.
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Scotch@scotchscotchzz·
@ChrandLord 😹😹😹😹😹 Sar my shower has been leaking for 6 months
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Scotch@scotchscotchzz·
I witnessed a man at Home Depot go down a dark path. This choice will lead to a broken home, a promiscuous wife, gay children, and unfinished projects while drinking seltzers. If you don’t take your tools seriously you don’t take your life seriously.
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illuminati@thmoneycircle·
@LeeHepner Okay dude $1M for that guy is like me spending $2.50 at McDonalds
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Kumashun🇯🇵🐻💎@isfjcutebear·
I don't understand why Americans worship guns Did guns protect you from becoming ethnic minority?
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Chrandlord@ChrandLord·
@ikehobbs I’d rather keep the great returns and have others manage my portfolio for me.. If it runs itself that’s always nice. I like the idea of not competing against hedge funds 😆
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Ike Hobbs
Ike Hobbs@ikehobbs·
The bigger I get the more it makes sense. 10% on hundreds of millions is a lot. But definitely cool to figure out what I can do with the $3k I had when I started. I think when you get to the multi-millions mark you're more concerned at not losing a bunch of it rather than making the double digit returns.
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Chrandlord@ChrandLord·
@FlipWithNiko I would prefer to cash out, that requires forcing 40-60% equity tho! I don’t like refinancing if I can’t get a little scratch in the process.
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Niko Smith
Niko Smith@FlipWithNiko·
@ChrandLord The refi play is what makes it really work. Get in at 95% LTV on seller terms, force some value, refi the seller out in 2 years. Now you've got zero in the deal.
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Apolitical@Apolitical3678·
Whether or not you find @ChudTheBuilder distasteful or unpleasant is not the point. The point is to establish: 1. Whether White people have First Amendment rights to free speech. 2. Whether White people have the right to defend themselves from violent blacks for using their free speech. What he does shines a light on this anti-White system and brings it a step closer to its eventual demise. Your pearl-clutching about mean words is just irrelevant and gay
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HVAC SEO@HVACSEO·
“Why don’t you start a home service business if you’re good at marketing” Me:
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PartiKing@parti_king·
🚨BREAKING 🚨 Bond for Chud the Builder set at $1.25M…
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Spencer Scott
Spencer Scott@AKASpencerScott·
Option 1 = Email them and say we can't take it Option 2 = Go pick it up and build a pool slide for my kids Which do I do?
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