Chris Emery

@disneyplus I want to create an animated series for you chronicling the tales of a young #Powerline from #agoofymovie as he struggles to break into the music industry and learns what it takes to be a superstar. With original songs and the inspirations for “Stand Out” and “i2i”

@disneyplus I humbly present you this pitch for a new animated series: The story of a young #Powerline from #TheGoofyMovie as he nurtures his passion for music. Watch this small town kid navigate the highs and lows of breaking into the music industry and emerging a superstar.

I'm super disappointed in @IKEAUSA for their delivery and customer service. I ordered a desk and it arrived damaged. I tried contacting @FedEx but they said they weren't responsible. So I have been trying to get in touch with Ikea for the last 4 days and they won't take my call.

@DougBenson Super bummed I waited too long to get tickets for @PunchLineSac tonight. But I made a poster anyway. Hope you enjoy! #douglovesmovies

Nothing like a bumpy car ride to remind you that you have man boobs...

You only regret the naps you don't take.

Of course I eat my feelings away. I mean the word hate is just ate with a fork. #muffsaid

It was an honor escorting @thesheertruth last night @SacComedySpot! Thank you for coming to our club and classing up Sacramento!

Out Cold reunion. @thomaslennon @galifinakizs

Epic Chode I: The Fan Cum Men Ass

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