ChrisBeyer

@sporadica As someone in the wine industry who is buying barrels of great wine for pennies on the dollar…DM me, I’ve got some tricks

asking for a friend, how can a sufficiently motivated wine-drinker (not an alcholic) cash in on this? is there any way to get hundreds of cases of premium red wine on the cheap from wineries that are going out of business? i really need to know

Exploiting eating disorders to sell GLP-1’s is dangerously irresponsible

@michaelmiraflor The lack of social nuance in San Francisco never ceases to amaze me

Shoes off at a holiday party is insane. (Also Ultraboosts in 2025 is insane)

Pan seared chicken and peas

TIL you actually CAN put metal in the microwave in many cases. My mind is blown.

Cookie banners have broken me. Bring back the surveillance state. Anything to make the pop-ups stop.

This 5 gallon jug of high end olive oil is my version of quiet luxury …and my most expensive kitchen purchase of 2025

@NWischoff If you ever want to host a spritz/aperitivo/martini night, I’ll supply the drinks

Will be hosting regular wine nights in SF starting in September

@NWischoff That mortgage cost actually nets out closer to $1-1.2m per year, plus an extra 250k for property taxes. Doesn’t change your calculation wildly, but homes are more expensive than people think

Was chatting with a very wealthy friend about spending money. They mentioned that its pretty hard to spend $5M/yr. Found that hard to believe but in doing some math, finding hard to spend more than 1.5M. Let me know what I'm missing that moves the needle: 20M house, 5% 30yr fixed: 650k/yr 2 Aston Martin DBX: 120k/yr, (300k each, 5 yr loan) Fly private: $500,000 (50 hours/yr) 2 kids private school: $100,000 Total: $1,370,000

@guhlo @codyplof Local or just generic?

@codyplof Scoop of honey every morning

Anyone else getting killed by allergies? Ive gone back and forth if its allergies or sick but 99% sure it’s allergies, but it’s pretty bad this year. Has anyone found a good solution or fix?

Tinned fish brand Fishwife collaborated with apéritif producer Veso to create a limited edition anchovy-infused vermouth ow.ly/KFM150VuuAK

@erica_wenger We’re re-launching our Tomato Vermouth. It sold out last year in 24 hours and people have been banging down our door trying to get their hands on some

Any founders planning a big launch for this summer? Announcing a fundraise, coming out of stealth, or just wanting feature your A+ team? Want that launch to be on a billboard in Times Square? ⚡ Comment below if you or someone you know deserves one! 💪

@Jason @USPS Amazon is actually USPS’s biggest customer, so a lot of Amazon deliveries rely on USPS. Doesn’t mean Amazon couldn’t absorb all of that in-house, but still an interesting stat.

1. Please explain which Americans need the @USPS in the era of email, Amazon delivery, UPS, Fedex, DHL, etc. 2. Please explain why it needs to be five or six days a week instead of once a week 3. any time you want to say "fuck you," come see me in person, you little bitch

Use separate wallets to buy up stakes in various crypto/meme coins with relatively small market caps. Distribute across thousands of different coins using tens of thousands of wallets so that you don’t hold an abnormally large stake in any wallet. Over the next 5 years, use the 1.5b to pump up market caps of thousands of smaller coins, including ones that you hold stakes in, but also other coins to throw off tracers. Sell off the stakes of those coins in the other wallets. You wouldn’t be able to get the full 1.5b out, but you could probably generate a few hundred million in untraceable gains.

lets say you’re the bybit hacker you have $1.5B but your wallet is also blacklisted from every exchange the little mistake can get you into some serious trouble what you do?

@sampleswill @SteveMichaelsen The brand IP was bought out out bankruptcy about a year ago. Looks like it’s not working out too well for the new owners…

@SteveMichaelsen It’s back?

Wow

@CPG_Precision @drewfallon12 Ah okay, though everything I’ve read is that the 260 number was recently reported for 2024, and I doubt they’d overestimate by that much in the last few weeks of the fiscal year. 2-3x sales seems reasonable, and I’m sure P/E can drive that 10% margin higher

@ChrisBeyer @drewfallon12 Bc 260 is estimated rev and I know they’re going to close out less than that on a trailing 12 basis. But yes, you’re right.

Wild. Spindrift with ~$250 rev and ~10% EBITDA margin exiting at $650M on implied EBITDA multiple of 26x on $75M capital raised in total. Gryphon’s underwriting must b wild, and even if it’s financed part cash v debt, still a healthy premium. No way this settles as precedent.

@CPG_Precision @drewfallon12 How are you getting 4x revenue? 650/260=2.5

Drew your spot on. We don’t know if published deal terms were trailing or forward figures. But on a topline basis, $260 rev implies ~4x Revenue while industry average is between 2 and high 3’s, so that pencils. But using ur thinking, you would think it would lead to a discount on today’s sales price.

@officialrnintel where is this from?

🇺🇸⚡️- Current projection of tsunami waves on the US West Coast. The most powerful waves will hit Eureka, northern California and surrounding areas. The San Francisco Bay may receive some waves, but not nearly as powerful as the north.

@NWischoff If you have chase points (or other CC points), check out hyatts rewards program. Insane deals, with reward redemptions that don’t fluctuate with supply/demand pricing

Hotels in NYC next week are all over 1k unless I want to sleep on the street. Anyone have a great place I can rent Mon-Weds? Will leave goodies in exchange

@DrHanes @DegenCPA22 @ScottAdamsSays Whats the @ScottAdamsSays reference you’re talking about?

@ScottAdamsSays has the best advice to meet IRL. As in, I now go out of my way to meet as many people as possible. A result is that my friend circle has grown, I’ve volunteered a lot of hours, and met some nice gentlemen and we immediately know if there’s a connection. No need to text like a 10 year old “what’s your favorite color” or the like. Go to every party, conference, volunteer event you can! Good luck!!