Chris Boyle

Welcome to the USA, Your Majesties! King Charles III and Queen Camilla have arrived to honour the American people as the nation marks 250 years of independence. This is King Charles III’s 20th visit to the United States, and his first State Visit as King. The visit will celebrate the enduring cultural, historical, and personal links that make the US and UK #GreaterTogether! #America250 #StateVisit2026

.@POTUS and @FLOTUS welcome King Charles III and Queen Camilla to the White House on their official state visit 🇺🇸🇬🇧

@LunCAsylum @albieamankona Not Tesco

@albieamankona its the UK phone companies fucking us its nothing to do with the EU, as soon as we left the backtracked all eu roaming as they didn't need to offer it free anymore

Why would you do this for Ukraine and Moldova but not the UK? Bizarre anti-British behaviour…

Fijne Koningsdag, today His Majesty King Charles III sent a message to His Majesty King Willem-Alexander, wishing him and the Dutch people a happy King’s Day.

@GossipGirl4547 @Mike_Fabricant What country is Scotland in?

@Mike_Fabricant Nope. President Trump's mother was Scottish.

The King and Queen are on their way to Joint Base Andrews (formerly Andrews Air Force Base) near Washington DC. Why do journalists claim it could be a difficult visit with #Trump? The President knows full well that the King is Head of State NOT head of Government. Trump’s quarrel is with #Starmer and the Government . Not the State. President Trump is an Anglophile. His mother was British. Hence his sense of betrayal.

Norway has joined the Royal Navies of the UK, Canada and Australia to forge a formidable future Global Combat Ship partnership. Read more: royalnavy.mod.uk/news/2026/apri…

@castillo_a2526 @Obistone1980 @Taylan_A_ @PolitlcsGlobal They’ve been living there longer than you’ve been alive

@Obistone1980 @Taylan_A_ @PolitlcsGlobal xq son inglesitos implantados por ustedes. ridiculo

🚨🇫🇰 NEW: Argentina’s Vice President says Falklanders should go back to England “If they feel English, they should go back to the thousands of miles away where their country is”

@Escaflowne2001 @Germito40 @WhyAlwaysMe1894 @EU_Propaganda McDonald’s is luxury in Argentina clearly

@Germito40 @WhyAlwaysMe1894 @EU_Propaganda McDonalds. 🤣

Argentinians post this then go back to life with 200% inflation 💀💀

That was actually a very fair response to “here are some insane accusations from a guy who tried to murder you, but which I’ll treat as newsworthy because I don’t like you.”

Honestly, I don’t think Keir Starmer should lose his job over Peter Mandelson. If Keir Starmer were to lose his job it should be because he has presided over a flatlining economy, higher inflation, failed energy policy, insane asylum policy, and the collapse of British housebuilding. Standing for election, he promised to supercharge growth by banishing the blockers and getting Britain building. What has actually happened? Housebuilding has collapsed. No serious blocker busting reform has been enacted. Last year just 5,547 new homes were started in London. That’s compared to Labour’s own (reduced) target of 88,000 per year. This is an abject failure on an issue that Labour convinced many they would deliver fundamental change. And almost no one is talking about it. The only change has been downwards. If our politics were serious, that is what Starmer would be booted out over.

@Iconic_BTC @dan_coff @MarioNawfal This looks like AI

@dan_coff @MarioNawfal Maybe because his wife is Indian. x.com/ThokaReturns/s…

🇺🇸 The full manifesto of WHCD gunman Cole Allen has been obtained by the New York Post. Key takeaways: - A 31-year-old California teacher who described himself as "half-black, half-white" - Sent the 1,052-word document to family 10 minutes before the attack - Targeted Trump administration officials by rank, explicitly excluded Kash Patel - Used buckshot deliberately to minimize collateral casualties - Described Secret Service security as "actually insane" and said he walked in with multiple weapons undetected - "If I was an Iranian agent instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed" - Ended the manifesto: "It's awful. I want to throw up. Can't really recommend it. Stay in school, kids." Full manifesto: "Hello everybody! So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused. I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.” I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.) I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near. I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure. I don’t expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies. On to why I did any of this: I am a citizen of the United States of America. What my representatives do reflects on me. And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes. (Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.) While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.) Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they’re wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who *aren’t* Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me) Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security National Guard: same as Hotel Security Hotel Employees: not targets at all Guests: not targets at all In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls) I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn’t come to that. Rebuttals to objections: Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek. Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration. Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes. Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this. Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim? This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with. Objection 3: You didn’t get them all. Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere. Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this. Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s. Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered. I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is *astoundingly* incompetent.) Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years. Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years. Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism. Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning. Thank you to the many acquaintances I’ve met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration. Thank you all for everything. Sincerely, Cole “coldForce” “Friendly Federal Assassin” Allen PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone. Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo. What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing. No damn security. Not in transport. Not in the hotel. Not in the event. Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance. I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat. The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before. Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again. Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed shit. Actually insane. Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it’s awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done. Can’t really recommend it! Stay in school, kids." Source: New York Post

@Windowlickerzz @jmdvern @Sjacobs2020 @Acyn Right… she could of said any other agreed ‘signal’ You surely know how unbelievable this is in your head. If a Trump supporter said stuff like this they’d be labelled insane.

@ChrisBoyle05 @jmdvern @Sjacobs2020 @Acyn If it were obvious, it wouldn’t work. You don’t hide signals, you bury them in plain sight so they look too blatant to be real. Saying it out loud early is what makes people dismiss it. That’s how you get timing without suspicion.

CNN’s Wolf Blitzer describes the incident where he started hearing gun shots near him and a police officer threw Blitzer to the ground: They got the gunman who had a major weapon.

@theRylian6 @mccue_jaco95492 @BNONews The irony of calling me a retard when you seriously think this was staged to justify a fucking ballroom 😭

@ChrisBoyle05 @mccue_jaco95492 @BNONews classic maga retard playing semantics because they can’t accept another staged assassination attempt to justify the ballroom

NEW: Cole Allen wrote a manifesto saying he was targeting Trump officials: "I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes."

@theRylian6 @mccue_jaco95492 @BNONews Therefore, construction has not been halted as you previously stated. It’s okay to be wrong.

@ChrisBoyle05 @mccue_jaco95492 @BNONews oh ok so you don’t lack reading comprehension, you just disregard info that goes against your narrative the article says it’s a TEMPORARY hold on the ruling until a review is done in june. you’re so sad. i wish that child rapist didn’t own your decaying brain so much.

@theRylian6 @mccue_jaco95492 @BNONews Reading comprehension clearly isn’t your strong point. Seek help.

@theRylian6 @mccue_jaco95492 @BNONews ‘A federal appeals court is allowing President Donald Trump to continue building a $400 million ballroom at the White House, ruling a day after a lower court judge continued to block above-ground construction on the site of the former East Wing’

@theRylian6 @mccue_jaco95492 @BNONews Literally just proved my point. Construction is continuing.

@ChrisBoyle05 @mccue_jaco95492 @BNONews like i said, you don’t read. why don’t you try keeping up instead? politico.com/news/2026/04/1…

@theRylian6 @mccue_jaco95492 @BNONews Wrong. Keep up. Source: BBC share.google/PQTKauGkhmWInU…

@ChrisBoyle05 @mccue_jaco95492 @BNONews judge ruled to halt its construction because it was unauthorized by congress. you would know that if you were capable of reading and using critical thinking skills, but you have terminal tds

@theRylian6 @mccue_jaco95492 @BNONews Right, because he totally staged an assassination attempt to build a ballroom which was being built anyway..

@mccue_jaco95492 @BNONews calling out a fake assassination attempt for a taxpayer funded ballroom? so lib coded

@Windowlickerzz @jmdvern @Sjacobs2020 @Acyn If this was really a big conspiracy, she wouldn’t of said ‘there will be shots fired’ in the first place. It doesn’t take a genius to see that.

@ChrisBoyle05 @jmdvern @Sjacobs2020 @Acyn Ludicrous’ is the point. If it made sense, it wouldn’t work. You seed it early, people dismiss it, then it lines up later and looks like coincidence. That’s the trick, hide it in plain sight so nobody connects the timing.