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Chris Carranza

@ChrisC828

I sell real estate and I love cars...homes, cars and beer. Nice homes, fast cars and good beer!

Rockville, MD Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Chris Carranza
Chris Carranza@ChrisC828·
Decide to revisit an old “for sale by owner” lead I got last year. I found out they sold their house off market for $415,000. Avg selling price in that area is $450,000. 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Chris Carranza
Chris Carranza@ChrisC828·
@xxLuckyTiger @womenoptionswin @HustleBitch_ That’s literally how everything else works. You pay a premium to have a mechanic fix your car, you pay a premium to hire a contractor come install a door, you pay a premium to Spotify so you can listen to whatever you want. You pay a premium for convenience…
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Felix@xxLuckyTiger·
@womenoptionswin @HustleBitch_ so basically what you are saying is you are lazy and do not want to do your own homework and are willing to pay a premium for it. Got it, thanks
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HustleBitch@HustleBitch_·
🚨 “REALTORS ARE SCAM ARTISTS” — VIRAL VIDEO TORCHING THE INDUSTRY IS GOING NUCLEAR A skit exploding across social media is ripping into the real estate industry, and it’s hitting a nerve. In the video, a homebuyer slowly realizes something about the process that makes it look suspicious. Every time she tries to make an offer, the real estate agent suddenly claims there’s “another bid.” But when the buyer asks basic questions like who the bidder is, what they offered, or if they’re even real, the response is always the same: “I can’t say.” Then the realization hits. If the price goes up… the agent’s commission goes up too. Seconds later the house is “sold” and the real estate agent walks away with a $50,000 commission. Now the internet is arguing. Some say agents protect buyers through complex deals. Others say it’s just the most expensive middleman job in America. Be honest: are realtors worth it… or is the whole system a scam?
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Dade Murphy
Dade Murphy@nakedjockman·
Realtors are the most useless, overpaid, profession. They all argue they deserve their commission because they have to take time away from their families to sit at open houses every weekend... In an air-conditioned house, sipping coffee, eating cookies and scrolling through instagram while neighbors walk through to get ideas for their own home upgrades. They argue, "but I'm on call all day, everyday, to be available to my clients." Police officers are on call too, every second of their shift, and unlike you, when you enter a home, you're not at risk of being shot. They argue, but we handle all the nuances that you're not aware of. AI can do everything you can do without the BS and without the guilt trips and without the need to close the deal ASAP because AI doesn't need commission. They argue, "but AI won't put balloons and a bottle of champagne in your house once you get the keys." I can buy my own balloons and bottle of champagne with the amount I'd save on paying you commission.
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Chris Carranza
Chris Carranza@ChrisC828·
@TimothyJones92 “You don’t dictate the investigation” Mr Joseph proceeds to indeed dictate the investigation by ending the conversation and the cops follow his orders 🤣
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Tim Jones@TimothyJones92·
Props to Joseph Gaya, the Alpha Delta Phi member at Iowa who stood his ground for his fraternity. Joseph was arrested but the charges were dropped. Dude laid it on the line for the brothers.
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Tim Jones
Tim Jones@TimothyJones92·
The footage from the Iowa Alpha Delta Phi hazing discovery is WILD. A fire alarm went off, police arrived and discovered pledges in the dirty basement blindfolded and shirtless. The two guys initially talking to police did not help the fraternity's case
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Jake Lang - January 6 Political Prisoner 🇺🇸
I’m currently being arrested outside the Minnesota State Capitol for turning the “PROSECUTE ICE” sign the Democrats erected Into the wonderful “PRO ICE” 🧊❤️
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R A W S A L E R T S
R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts·
🚨#BREAKING: The Department of Homeland Security has announced and is advising its U.S. citizens to be prepared to present proof of citizenship.
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First Words@unscriptedmike·
@rawsalerts That’s what happens when democrats let, nay encourage, millions of illegal aliens to waltz across the border.
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AmericanPapaBear™@AmericaPapaBear·
Americans are FED UP with the lawlessness! "Mr. President. WE THE PEOPLE would like you to invoke the Insurrection Act of 1807." "We the people are exhausted." "We have watched the minority burn the country down for the better part of a decade." "They have done so under Democrat leadership. They have done so with the liberal media provoking and fueling it." "They have done it without repercussions." Do what must be done sir!!
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cryptoph
cryptoph@Tophmilio·
Every nation on earth has immigration laws. When I travel abroad, I am legally required in most countries I visit to carry my passport on me at all times. Even in the EU this is the case. Why can it not be the case here? This isn't Nazi Germany this is just normal immigration enforcement.
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gino.eth 💽
gino.eth 💽@GinoTheGhost·
Kristi Noem just said U.S. citizens should be ready to provide proof of citizenship to ICE agents. If not Nazi, why Nazi shaped?
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Chris Carranza
Chris Carranza@ChrisC828·
@jason_howerton Our value comes in the form of experience, giving clients peace of mind, convenience, and saving them time. If you can’t comprehend that, then a REA is not for you and that’s okay.
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Jason Howerton
Jason Howerton@jason_howerton·
I honestly can’t believe realtors still exist in 2026. Every property I’ve ever bought, I found on my own, I determined my offer etc. the realtor is a glorified assistant for any non-first time buyer. So how is there not a platform that allows for the selling, buying, paperwork generation to cut them out of the process for those who don’t think 6% of sales price is equivalent to the value they offer? Same real estate regulations would apply to the real estate platform. Make Facebook marketplace for property. Have professionals on deck to assist customers through process but don’t charge $50k to basically talk to the seller. What am I missing here? Real estate feels like it’s light years behind the times
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Chris Carranza
Chris Carranza@ChrisC828·
@kale_abe @federalreserve “Just cut rates” as if the economy were a game where you can go into the settings and manually adjust them to your preference 🤡
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Kale Abe
Kale Abe@kale_abe·
@federalreserve Maybe just cut rates? Instead of purposefully staying 12 months behind the curve because you hate Trump? Spare me blaming this on Trump
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Chris Carranza
Chris Carranza@ChrisC828·
@Fahadnaimb Why are people so obsessed with being the first ones on the plane? Just to do what? Sit down in a crammed tube for another 30 min while the rest of the passengers board?
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Fahad Naim
Fahad Naim@Fahadnaimb·
A United Global Services guy on Jan 2 straight-up bulldozing past families with toddlers during pre-boarding. Raised his voice too: 'Let me go first!' As if the babies are gonna snag his first-class seat 😂 Policy has GS and families with kids under 2 in the SAME pre-board group. Online it's one blob, gate screen sometimes lists order.... but pushing? Nah. Elite status perks are cool, but does it come with a skip human decency card? Who thinks this behavior is ever ok?
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Chris Carranza
Chris Carranza@ChrisC828·
@allenanalysis Don’t forget that they also “take American jobs” but they also “don’t pay taxes” 🤣
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Brian Allen
Brian Allen@allenanalysis·
JD Vance says fewer undocumented immigrants means Americans can finally afford homes. So let me get this straight: They supposedly don’t work and live on welfare, but they’re also somehow buying up all the houses? Pick a lie.
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curtis
curtis@curtis72372087·
@ChrisC828 @anttsinc From "Illegals cannot get a home loan" to "Well, wut we axcully meant was that Illegals cannot get certain kiiiiinds of home loans".
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Anttsinc@anttsinc·
Loan pros jumped in my comments saying “illegals can’t buy homes without a Social Security number.” They’re wrong. A rule from 2010 under Obama allowed ITIN loans — meaning you could buy without an SSN — and the Biden administration kept it in place. And before people get triggered: illegal immigrant doesn’t mean Latino. The family in yesterday’s foreclosure wasn’t Latino at all. It means anyone in the country illegally. Also, understand this: the foreclosure process banks use is NOT what you see online. After one missed month, banks put you on an internal list and yes — you start getting visits. That’s the real process, whether people want to hear it or not
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Chris Carranza@ChrisC828·
@carlanettles @anttsinc They normally don’t bc ITIN loans are normally non-conforming. They’re products provided by banks and lenders specifically to help ITIN individuals obtain homes and are not govt insured or backed. This video is just spreading false info to rile people up lol
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Carla Nettles
Carla Nettles@carlanettles·
@ChrisC828 @anttsinc Yes! I’m not aware of any investor that will purchase a mortgage loan using an ITIN. That had to have been a very dumb bank.
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Chris Carranza@ChrisC828·
@housingkiller @anttsinc TPS grants LEGAL AUTHORIZATION to remain in the country and the previous policy allowed for those individuals to obtain FHA loans, including during Trumps first term. I’m talking about those who only have an ITIN. Those individuals cannot and have never been able to get FHA loans
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Wall Street Apes
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
American real estate loan agent says he has begun doing foreclosures on homes owned by illegals who are being deported He says illegals used our FHA loans to buy these homes @anttsinc “These are foreclosures, so these are homes that were bought. Using FHA. Guaranteed by the government for undocumented people”
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Chris Carranza
Chris Carranza@ChrisC828·
@TheBrancaShow Who starts a video by saying they’ve “never been this much of a textualist” and then goes on to add nonexisting adjectives to the word “jurisdiction” 🤣
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Chris Carranza
Chris Carranza@ChrisC828·
@TheLizVariant You need to be a special kind of stupid to think undocumented folks can get an FHA or USDA loan. Let’s say they do, the ones to blame are the banks and their underwriters for allowing it. Oh wait, yall probably believe that UI’s come here and set up their own illegal banks 🤣
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TheLizVariant@TheLizVariant·
Man says that he started taking on foreclosure cases tied to illegal immigrants who were tagged for possible deportation… and Texas saw more than 252,000 deportations just last month — the biggest month yet. “Walking into these homes is surreal. Pizza still on the stove, boxes on the counter, food in the pantry, dead fish in the tank, belongings everywhere. It’s like they only had time to grab their valuables and run. The homes are decorated, upgraded, furnished — you can feel that people were living real lives here just days before. It’s sad, eerie, and eye-opening. I’m posting the full walkthroughs on my other page on my social media for anyone who wants to see the reality behind these foreclosures.” How are people without legal documentation and social security numbers getting federally insured FHA loans ?
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Tom Cotton
Tom Cotton@TomCottonAR·
There is no constitutional right for illegal aliens to cross the border, have a child, and give that child U.S. citizenship. I have a bill confirming no child is eligible for citizenship if the parents are illegals.
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