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Chris Cernoch

@ChrisCernoch

Full-time Dad

Hedgesville, WV Katılım Eylül 2007
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Front Office Sports
The Masters is selling a "Gnome Set" for $1,500. It includes a mini gnome from each year they've been made since 2016. Only 2,500 sets were made available. (🎥 via mc_stud93/TT)
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Red Harrington
Red Harrington@RedHarrington44·
Get one of the first looks at the limited edition “Masters Gnome set” featuring a mini Gnome from each year of the decade they’ve been made. This is being sold for $1500 and only available at Birkmans place. Each set has a serial number as they’ve only made 2500 sets available.
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Chris Cernoch
Chris Cernoch@ChrisCernoch·
@CooterMcgraw88 Eyeballs. Now, they know they already have a majority of you watching already, but they want to grow the viewing audience. They are going after the barstool/podcast bros/twitch gamer/sports betting demographics. Those eyeballs have expendable cash. They already have your dollars
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Cooter McGraw
Cooter McGraw@CooterMcgraw88·
The Masters is losing its exclusivity and tradition every year, becoming filled with untucked-shirt, Good Good hat-wearing cornballs chasing merch and content with no respect for the game or its purist roots
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Chris Cernoch@ChrisCernoch·
@PaulAllenBV They know their target audience of merch buyers. This is direct trend marketing to a specific sports fan demographic. These are instant sales. This market has the most expendable cash spent on items like clothing, especially hats.
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Don “Swizz” Draper
Don “Swizz” Draper@PaulAllenBV·
The Masters’ merchandising / design team truly missed the mark this year. I’m not entirely sure who their target audience is for these designs, but it’s likely not BV or the ultra wealthy.
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Chris Cernoch@ChrisCernoch·
@appodlachia It’s technically about the eastern panhandle of West Virginia if we are going by the lyrics. But most in the EP don’t give a damn about country roads, hot dogs with cole slaw, or pepperoni rolls. Oh and the Tudor’s sucks in the EP.
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Banana Ball
Banana Ball@BananaBall_·
Never thought we'd see Drew Brees featured in a Top 11 Trick Plays of the Week video, but here we are 🤷‍♂️
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Vivian
Vivian@suchnerve·
The United States Postal Service, USPS, doesn’t “lose” money. It costs money. It’s a public service. Don’t fall for the privatization propaganda.
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Chris Cernoch
Chris Cernoch@ChrisCernoch·
@bimbbie We lost our Gizmo last week. He was family. I’m still grieving. He was 10 years old.
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Howard Mortman
Howard Mortman@HowardMortman·
"This is a cup of Starbucks coffee. I checked: The most popular Starbucks coffee drink is a caramel macchiato. Caramel macchiato. Now I don't know what that is. I haven't had it. I generally don't drink coffee that takes ten or more words to order." -- @SenJohnKennedy
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Jordan Moore
Jordan Moore@iJordanMoore·
It’s so refreshing when players hit a home run, do a subtle bat flip and act like they’ve been there before. This is so much more tuff than doing jumping jacks and euro steps around the bases.
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Chris Cernoch
Chris Cernoch@ChrisCernoch·
@ShooterMcGavin One of Will Ferrell’s funniest scenes. This is a classic like the office scene in Tommy Boy where Chis Farley lights that toy car on fire.
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Shooter McGavin
Shooter McGavin@ShooterMcGavin·
This scene is a master class of comedy
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Brad McElhinny
Brad McElhinny@BradMcElhinny·
Gov. Patrick Morrisey announced development of a big data center, which he called a high impact intelligence center, in West Virginia. “Can you feel the buzz?” Morrisey asked buff.ly/fgt3A05
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Governor Patrick Morrisey
Governor Patrick Morrisey@wvgovernor·
Governor Morrisey Announces $4 Billion Private Investment in West Virginia’s First High Impact Intelligence Center
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Chris Cernoch
Chris Cernoch@ChrisCernoch·
@EerBeard Simple, it’s class war. Keep us being distracted with Rs & Ds.
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The Beard 🕶️🎙️ ☕️
Please, educate yourself on the history of WV before commenting on which political side is at fault. It’s a much bigger, deeper and more nuanced issue than any one party.
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Chris Cernoch@ChrisCernoch·
@Lisa_Asillie We are talking tax cuts while West Virginia is one of the biggest “Taker States”. More federal dollars come in than goes out. They slammed the last administration constantly, but was always willing to take those sweet fed dollars.
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Chris Cernoch@ChrisCernoch·
@appodlachia Y’all are still arguing over Republican and Democrats. This is class war. This is capitalists vs the common folk.
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The Tennessee Holler
The Tennessee Holler@TheTNHoller·
“Flatten it.” A clearly disturbed and unhinged Sen. @LindseyGrahamSC ghoulishly says it doesn’t matter how many women and children are killed in Gaza — and insists it’s in line with Christian values
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