Chrissy C 🇦🇺 ⛏️ᵀᴹ
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Chrissy C 🇦🇺 ⛏️ᵀᴹ
@ChrisChillybin
I like things and doing stuff. I also love cooking and wine 🇦🇺
Australia Katılım Aralık 2017
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@kankkuninho Why isn’t more motorsports like this? This is awesome!
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@GreenTyler27 @lajamfam Because we are ruled by F-wits…
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#LoyYang
We’re not running out of energy. We’re deliberately shutting it down. Loy Yang A delivers 2,210MW 24/7 and powers ~30% of Victoria. It sits on hundreds of years of accessible coal and it was recently refurbished. Yet inexplicably we’re closing it early. So what are we replacing it with?
• ~15,000 hectares of solar
• ~130,000 hectares of wind
• 1,000+ turbines
• Massive transmission buildout
• Backup storage that still can’t guarantee supply
And that is all to replicate what 6,000 hectares already does and reliably. We’re still dismantling dispatchable power and it needs to stop. We need to keep reliable generation online while we build more of what actually works. This isn’t an appropriate engineering solution, it’s more climate ideology and it’s Aussie households that will continue pay the piper for it.

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@Steezehuman I still run a Linksys! Although a DD-WRT version…
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Australia's new car market is booming with Chinese brands but some are leaving drivers frustrated and out of pocket. LDV is currently in court over claims its vehicles rust. While drivers are in a fight for refunds. @Georgia3Holland
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2026 Y TODAVIA HAY QUE LIDIAR CON ESTA BASURA
Abÿ@Abyzeth
Nadie extraña los jumpers de discos y no puedo creer que todavía no resolvieron de mejor forma la conexión de los frontal panels de los gabinetes
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@Oct7NeverForget That made me laugh out loud. Thanks for that!
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🇺🇸🧐💪Once, the Pentagon realized it had far too many generals and suggested they retire. It promised that any general who stepped down immediately would receive a pension equal to their salary plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between two points on the general’s body. The generals could choose those points themselves.
The first to agree was an Air Force general. He told the pension officer to measure from the top of his head to the tips of his toes. It came out to six feet. He retired with a check for $720,000.
The second was an Army general. He asked for the distance from the tips of his fingers (with arms stretched upward) to the tips of his toes. That came out to eight feet. He retired with a check for $960,000.
When the third general—a gray-haired Marine—was asked which two points to measure between, he said: “Measure from the tip of my penis to my testicles.”
The pension officer suggested that perhaps the respected Marine general might want to reconsider, mentioning the generous sums the previous generals had received. But the Marine stood his ground.
A medical officer was called in for such a delicate measurement. He approached the general and asked him to take it out. The general did.
The medical officer placed a ruler at the tip—and suddenly recoiled.
“My God!” he exclaimed. “Where are the testicles?”
“In Vietnam,” the general replied.

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Now more than ever, our relationships with our neighbours matter.
Tonight I spoke with Premier Li Qiang of the People's Republic of China. We talked about the importance of energy security, and how we can work together for the benefit of our nations and our region.
We will continue to engage in dialogue to maintain our stable and constructive relationship.
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A man walks into the Australian Parliament office, says to the receptionist: -
"I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an Independent M.P."
The receptionist replied "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.''
He was filling the form OK until he came to the question - ''Are you circumcised..?''
So he asked the receptionist - "Is that question necessary.?"
She replied... "If you are circumcised you are not eligible"
He asked what difference it would make if he was circumcised..?
She replied...."To become an Australian Member of Parliment you have to be a complete prick..!😂
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@AntipodeEmpire 2 things. It’s not a cookie - it’s a biscuit. Also, one cannot sell ANZAC biscuits commercially. There’s some kind of fine that can be imposed, but I don’t remember what that is.
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THIS ONE BREAKS PEOPLE…
Most people either spot it instantly…
or completely miss it….
Take a second… look closely 👀
“What’s wrong?”
Don’t rush it - because the calmer you are…
the easier it is to find the mistake
Do you see it or are you stuck? Drop your answer below - no cheating
Thoughts? ⬇️ 🇺🇸
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