Christopher Earnshaw

@Jackkk @joerogan @KevinHart4real Time and time again Kevin Hart proves to be a liar.

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Kevin Hart shares the lesson that changed his life “I got a 585 on my SAT, they give you 400 for putting your name on the paper. I guessed A,B,A,C,A,D,A... I did ABACADABA all the way down” “I didn’t care because there was a class trip that same day, I wanted to go. I was told that not taking my SAT seriously would prohibit me from furthering myself in life” “When I saw all my friends get their test scores back and they were ecstatic, everybody’s going to college, I felt like the biggest idiot in the world” “The same people I wanted to rush to go to Great Adventure with, they had taken their SAT the week before. I was the only one who didn’t prioritize so I’m the only one going to community college… I just got left behind” “Lesson learned, any opportunity given should be taken serious from this point on because if not you can find yourself feeling just like this” “I learned from it… now if I gotta take a test you best believe I’m studying for that”

@vida333333 @heyitsmiller @darrylstraw18 @achester99 This guy?

@heyitsmiller @darrylstraw18 @achester99 Giancarlo is not a pitcher he is an outfielder

Most MLB games with exactly _ Ks: 0: Mike Stanton 602 1: Mariano Rivera 473 2: Aroldis Chapman 330 3: Tom Glavine 133 4: Jamie Moyer 132 5: Phil Niekro 119 6: Greg Maddux 108 7: Nolan Ryan 92 8: Roger Clemens 90 9: Ryan 67 10: Ryan 64 11: Randy Johnson 61 12: Ryan 40

@gfstarr1 @Buster_ESPN Give them bread and circuses and they will never revolt.

This will be a very special Fenway Friday. To mark the 125th anniversary of the first-ever Red Sox home game, at Huntington Avenue Grounds in 1901, all living Sox alumni with retired numbers will deliver a ceremonial 1st pitch. Confirmed participants: Wade Boggs, Carlton Fisk, Pedro Martínez, David Ortiz, Jim Rice, Carl Yastrzemski.

@RobertKennedyJr How’d it taste?

Starling rescue today at Dulles Airport.

@RepKeithSelf Hey Gork how did Keith vote on OBBB?

The national debt is now larger than the U.S. economy. This is NOT sustainable.

@mitchellvii You are a pig’s anus.

So let's fast forward to 2 months from now. The war in Iran is long over and that terrorist nation is no longer a threat. Hamas and Hezbollah have been wiped out.  Gas prices have fallen below $2 a gallon. Stocks are back to their all-time highs. With the Iranian threat gone in the Middle East investment pours into the area. Rebuilding starts in Gaza. The US economy takes off as all of that newly onshored business starts hiring. And once again Democrats have nothing. I'm feeling pretty good about the midterms. Thoughts? ⬇️

@RodDMartin @mitchellvii Spot on!! 🤡

@mitchellvii Exactly what I've been saying. Spot-on.

@DiscussingFilm Rare Academy W

The Academy has banned AI from ever winning an Oscar. • Only roles “demonstrably performed by humans with their consent” can be nominated for acting Oscars • Screenplays “must be human-authored” to qualify for a nomination

@SylvaniaGetty @Verakus87 @ronrule Ah yes the socialists. Says the dipshit who joined Twitter 6 weeks ago and has tweeted 5000 times since.

@Verakus87 @ronrule Vote the socialist out.

Large lithium deposits were recently discovered in Berlin, NH. Enough to supply the entire US demand for the next 300 years. Berlin has some of the most affordable housing in the state. Will this be the next boom town?

@pixelprayer @notcee_fan Or —- hear me out —- mind your own fucking business.

@notcee_fan As a society we need to introspect what rules are for, are they to protect the weak or to benefit the rich. Now it could b argued that since the age of consent is 18 then it's okay to date, who are we to judge two grown up individuals. It's not the same thing as being 50 & 20

Tobey Maguire (50) is currently dating mishka Silva (20). She wasn’t even born when he was playing Spiderman 😭

@_wydsaintx Yes.

who is the best Spiderman: Andrew Garfield, Tom Holland or Tobey Maguire?

What they all have in common is when things aren’t going great the crowd goes silent. No energy for the teams to feed off of, assuming that’s a thing.

@damBeckwith You couldn’t find an actual left-handed hitter to use in your graphic?

I think I've figured it out While the LH example mostly fits the shape, the part that makes me think it's NOT a lefty, is the silhouette of the hand(s). I feel like if it were a lefty, you'd see both hands, but in the logo, it looks like his shoulder is blocking his bottom hand

Utterly useless shitbag.

@MikeMonaco_ Luckily gas is inexpensive.

Here’s a new one: They loaded too much fuel onto the plane, making the plane too heavy to legally take off. So we just sat right near the gate for 1 hour and 22 minutes burning fuel so we’re light enough to take off.

@TomTiffanyWI How are your gas prices dipshit?

It’s time to end vehicle emissions testing in SE Wisconsin. -It’s outdated. -It’s time-consuming. -It burdens those who can least afford repairs. -It makes no sense for Wisconsin to be punished for Chicago’s pollution. As governor, we will end this unfair mandate.

@TomTiffanyWI You dumb son of a bitch

Gas under $2.50 a gallon in Glidden, WI this weekend. Even CNN reports that 2026 is on track to be the cheapest year for gas since 2020. Promises made, promises kept. ⛽️⬇️

@awfulannouncing 24/7 coverage. But sure.

Mike Felger disappointed in Boston’s coverage of Mike Vrabel: ‘We’re a little soft’ awfulannouncing.com/nfl/mike-felge…

@mikewichter Not Jim Kelly who was stepping out on his wife while she was caring for their terminally ill son. But these Buffalo shitbags worship the ground that guy walks on.

i am really curious here because this has been a total shock to me over the past month or so. do people think that rich, attractive people who travel a lot for their job are all 10000% faithful to their spouse? do they think this vrabel thing is some crazy outlier?

@RedSox @PWHL_Boston Finally a winning team

Playoffs start tonight for the Fleet! Let's go @PWHL_Boston 🏒