Chris Howald

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@alphafox I need this thing to use on my neck and they spot just out of reach near my shoulder blade.

A hammer drill in action - something made me want to watch all of this.

@Hitchslap1 The taste is better and you can smell the difference while it’s cooking. Grain fed smell appetizing, while grass fed smells like you’re cooking grain fed seasoned with mud.

Unpopular opinion: Grain fed steak is way better than grass fed. It’s more tender with more marbling. Enough with the grass fed propaganda.

@brockpierson Also, isn’t everything click bait and engagement farming? Isn’t everyone trying to engage and get views?

Why do people claim every post that gets good engagement is "clickbait" when the exact same post would get no views on their own page?

@FiredUpCoug Ooh! Ooh! What store? What store?

Found this new soda at the grocery store yesterday. I almost didn't buy it because the last limited time soda A&W made was disgusting (the ice cream sundae one). However... This one is delicious. It tastes like Henry Weinhard's root beer and Vanilla Cream mixed together.

@brockpierson Don’t worry, I’m still here, and that’s what really matters.

I lost 200 followers overnight due to the suspensions and bot purging that happened. At this rate, I will have no followers in exactly 364 more days. I have officially entered my final season on 𝕏. My farewell tour begins now.

@FiredUpCoug I would flip 2 and 3. Also, have you had Sprecher?

My definitive ranking of root beers that can be purchased in 2 L bottles: 1) A&W 2) Mug 3) Barq's

This may be the best reply in the history of the internet.

@japan_nobunaga Well deserved!!

Just received my latest X monetization payout:　$2,860.97. Thank you all. Every view, reply, repost, and laugh helped make this possible.

@feetaside @Hitchslap1 I was gonna say tri-fold then my brain said “two folds or one fold” So, tie-fold is what I have …why can’t my brain google better…?

@ChrisHowald @Hitchslap1 I use a bifold and just keep trash out of my wallet to keep it thin. I’ve carried it in the front pocket most my adult life so it’s gotta be thin. There’s no such thing as “single fold,” that’s just a bifold. Do you mean a non folding one?

Men rarely upgrade things. They just wait till they break or are completely destroyed. Men’s wallets illustrate this perfectly.

@thesharklar @Hitchslap1 I have a tri-fold that is around 15 years old my kids got me. Thing is..bi fold is too thick. This one’s gonna die, so now looking for a new single fold option

@ChrisHowald @Hitchslap1 I got one from a local leather store 15 years ago for $60 and I’ve used it every since. It’s still completely fine.

Cops need better education and training. They also need to be subjected to THOROUGH laws with SEVERE punishments. When they do things like this to people and violate rights, they should be charged with treasonous dereliction for violating their constitutional oaths and face the death penalty.

🇺🇸 Florida police tackled a compliant 15-year-old boy and fractured his elbow while searching for a white runaway they had already seen in a photo. Bodycam footage shows Judah Everage on his knees with his hands raised before officers slammed him to the ground.

This is genius - need: 🙌

@KyleLeeWriter So many foods that feel neglected due to translation. Soy milk Soy latte Soy sauce Soy beans Some are trying even harder to get us to understand and accept them Miso soup

@Thefactsdude Idiots

NEW: Georgia deputy shoots and kills two aggressive bulls after they charge during loose cattle call On May 9, 2026, Jeff Davis County deputies responded to reports of loose cattle damaging property and wandering into the roadway. When they arrived, the animals turned out to be bulls. One deputy was forced to stay inside his patrol vehicle after the bulls charged and followed him down the road. A second deputy, attempting to locate the owners, was approached by aggressive bulls on a porch. After firing a warning shot at one bull’s feet that had no effect, a deputy shot and killed the most aggressive bull as it continued toward him. A second bull then approached the porch in an aggressive manner, and Floyd shot and killed it as well. The third bull was later guided back to its property. The sheriff’s office has said additional video and documentation exist beyond what has been publicly released and plans to release the full footage once redactions are complete. All graphic material has been edited out.

1 - Flying spider monkey creatures exist 2 - Cave-dwelling cults hide ancient secrets 3 - Magic hides inside

@KyleLeeWriter Rock on! I’m right at 1,000!!

@ChrisHowald Hey, when I followed you back, I became your 1,000th follower. Congrats on a milestone and it was cool seeing that I was the one to get someone to a milestone for the first time that I can remember!

Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my phone's contact list. Not only was it embarrassing, but it cost a fortune in stamps.

@songbirdpublish @KyleLeeWriter Right??

@ChrisHowald @KyleLeeWriter Oof

@songbirdpublish @KyleLeeWriter I went to see Masters of the Universe 2 weeks ago. The #1 in the picture was $27.95 in AMC in Missouri

@KyleLeeWriter Are those the real prices or AI?