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Doesn't know how to use the three seashells.

Washington, DC Katılım Nisan 2009
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Chris Cardno
Chris Cardno@Chris_Cardno·
This is going to become a go to response to a lot of BS over the next few months:
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Dustin McGrew
Dustin McGrew@dmcgrew·
Earlier today the Artemis II crew passed within 4700 miles of the moon as they completed their lunar flyby! I was curious what the moon would look like from here in Pittsburgh if it was only 4,700 miles away instead of its normal 238,000 mile average distance. #pittsburgh
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Buzzing Pop
Buzzing Pop@BuzzingPop·
Moon shot by NASA.
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Chris Cardno
Chris Cardno@Chris_Cardno·
Astounding* that the president didn’t take an easy win with the incredible Artemis II mission and instead scheduled a presser AT THE EXACT TIME THEY WERE MAKING HISTORY about an unwanted war that is driving up prices across the country. *It’s not that astounding, really.
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Chris Cardno
Chris Cardno@Chris_Cardno·
Osteria Morini in Navy Yard is SO good, their happy hour with $15 pasta on Mondays is killer. Had the crispy zucchini, Brussels with pistachio pesto, cacio e pepe, and a mind-blowing squid ink pasta with shrimp, Calabrian chili, and leeks. And the spicy margarita? Good LORD.
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NASA
NASA@NASA·
A new milestone for humankind: The crew of Artemis II are now the farthest any human has ever travelled, reaching a maximum distance of 252,752 miles from Earth. This surpasses the previous record set by Apollo 13 in 1970 by about 4,102 miles.
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Chris Cardno
Chris Cardno@Chris_Cardno·
@NFTC_News I made it half a block to Mass and had to turn around, everything from the knees down was drenched. Ridiculous downpour!
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I don't ever remember it raining like this on Easter Sunday before. IT'S POURING!!!!! At least I got a free car wash. Thank God for that.
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Jake
Jake@RealRockatansky·
good work, everyone
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Geoff LaTulippe
Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·
Worth noting: it is also the furthest *any* space mission has ever been from Earth, at ANY point, with what would be considered a toilet. That toilet? Already broken. To quote Dark Helmet: even in future, nothing works.
Anish Moonka@anishmoonka

If you're under 53 years old, you have never once been alive while a human was farther than 250 miles from Earth. Tonight, four astronauts are heading 252,000 miles out. That's a thousand times farther than any person has gone in your lifetime. The 250-mile ceiling is where the International Space Station floats. Every astronaut since December 1972 has been stuck in that zone. Spacewalks, science experiments, cool photos from orbit, sure. But nobody left the neighborhood. The last crew to go farther was Apollo 17. December 1972. Nixon was president. The internet didn't exist. Cell phones were 11 years away. The youngest member of that crew is now 90 years old. The farthest any human has ever been from Earth is 248,655 miles. The Apollo 13 crew set that number in 1970, and they didn't mean to. Their oxygen tank blew up, and the emergency route home took them farther out than anyone before or since. Tonight's crew will break that record on purpose. And the crew itself. Victor Glover becomes the first Black astronaut to leave Earth's neighborhood. Christina Koch becomes the first woman. Jeremy Hansen, a Canadian fighter pilot, becomes the first non-American to do so. When they come home, they'll slam into the atmosphere at 25,000 mph, faster than any human has ever traveled. The Moon's south pole has ice. Water ice, sitting in craters so deep that sunlight hasn't hit them in billions of years. A 2024 NASA study found way more of it than anyone expected. You can split water into hydrogen and oxygen, which gives you rocket fuel, breathable air, and drinking water, all made on the Moon instead of hauled up from Earth. George Sowers at Colorado School of Mines calculated that Moon-made fuel could shave $12 billion off a single trip to Mars. The Moon is a gas station on the road to Mars. NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman announced last week a $20 billion plan to build a permanent base at the South Pole over the next seven years, with landings every six months. China is developing its own lunar lander and spacesuit, aiming for a crewed landing by 2030. The Artemis program has burned through $93 billion so far, and the first actual surface landing is penciled in for 2028. There's a real question of who gets there first this time around. Harrison Schmitt walked on the Moon in December 1972 as part of Apollo 17. He's 90. Asked about it this week, he sounded pretty relaxed. "Mars is attainable," he said. "We're humans. That's what we've always done."

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Anish Moonka
Anish Moonka@anishmoonka·
If you're under 53 years old, you have never once been alive while a human was farther than 250 miles from Earth. Tonight, four astronauts are heading 252,000 miles out. That's a thousand times farther than any person has gone in your lifetime. The 250-mile ceiling is where the International Space Station floats. Every astronaut since December 1972 has been stuck in that zone. Spacewalks, science experiments, cool photos from orbit, sure. But nobody left the neighborhood. The last crew to go farther was Apollo 17. December 1972. Nixon was president. The internet didn't exist. Cell phones were 11 years away. The youngest member of that crew is now 90 years old. The farthest any human has ever been from Earth is 248,655 miles. The Apollo 13 crew set that number in 1970, and they didn't mean to. Their oxygen tank blew up, and the emergency route home took them farther out than anyone before or since. Tonight's crew will break that record on purpose. And the crew itself. Victor Glover becomes the first Black astronaut to leave Earth's neighborhood. Christina Koch becomes the first woman. Jeremy Hansen, a Canadian fighter pilot, becomes the first non-American to do so. When they come home, they'll slam into the atmosphere at 25,000 mph, faster than any human has ever traveled. The Moon's south pole has ice. Water ice, sitting in craters so deep that sunlight hasn't hit them in billions of years. A 2024 NASA study found way more of it than anyone expected. You can split water into hydrogen and oxygen, which gives you rocket fuel, breathable air, and drinking water, all made on the Moon instead of hauled up from Earth. George Sowers at Colorado School of Mines calculated that Moon-made fuel could shave $12 billion off a single trip to Mars. The Moon is a gas station on the road to Mars. NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman announced last week a $20 billion plan to build a permanent base at the South Pole over the next seven years, with landings every six months. China is developing its own lunar lander and spacesuit, aiming for a crewed landing by 2030. The Artemis program has burned through $93 billion so far, and the first actual surface landing is penciled in for 2028. There's a real question of who gets there first this time around. Harrison Schmitt walked on the Moon in December 1972 as part of Apollo 17. He's 90. Asked about it this week, he sounded pretty relaxed. "Mars is attainable," he said. "We're humans. That's what we've always done."
NASA@NASA

We're going around the Moon. Come watch with us. Artemis II's four-astronaut crew is lifting off from @NASAKennedy on an approximately 10-day mission that will bring us closer to living on the Moon and Mars. The launch window opens at 6:24pm ET (2224 UTC). twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

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Chris Cardno
Chris Cardno@Chris_Cardno·
Randomly felt like watching LONDON HAS FALLEN and the version on @Tubi has the swearing muted, is that a thing? Is the action censored as well?
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Sam Stein
Sam Stein@samstein·
this is an extended truth social post.
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Jon Favreau
Jon Favreau@jonfavs·
I'm actually quite glad that primetime viewers are being exposed to the insane Truth Social rants the rest of us have been reading.
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