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@RTNBA Damn Weezy back on the syrup

@BridgesLeo123 Newcastle offered a higher wage package than United did for Sesko lol

People want to blame Howe more than PSR because it’s more fashionable. Had Howe been able to lure his first choice targets with the wages 15th placed Man Utd and other teams were able to do, we wouldn’t be in this position. The PL made these rules to stifle us - blame them more.

@BridgesLeo123 @D_BagmanMUFC Your club outspent everyone else in the 90’s and won fuck all

@D_BagmanMUFC Yes famously your club has spent money really well over the last decade. Hope this helps.

@RobSliverFox88 @UtdMicah Finished above us for 2 seasons on the bounce, absolutely. I said they’ve only had more points than us once, which is factual. We both tied on 60 points in 23-24.

@Chris__Conner @UtdMicah By saying you lot i'm assuming you think i'm a Newcastle fan 🤔 You'd be wrong, just pointing out man utd have been shit for years. Your also wrong about Newcastle as they finished above you for 2 seasons but wouldn't expect you to have much football knowledge tbf

Anthony Elanga, £55m. 43 games, 3 goals, 1 assist. His only goals have came in ties they’ve lost 5-1 & 8-3. Yet to score a Premier League goal this season. The same one-trick winger everyone saw at United. Jacob Ramsey, £40m. — Newcastle finally got their dream #10 after years of moaning about it... who has delivered a spectacular 3 G/A in 35 appearances. 4 G/A if you count the wonderful pass to Raphinha to cement their biggest European defeat in history. Yoane Wissa, £55m. 21 games, 3 goals, 1 assist. 29-year-old panic buy with a contract ticking down at Brentford, so naturally Newcastle paid £55m when he was out of contract this summer.. Now stuck behind Will Osula in the pecking order & liking Sunderland players posts after doing the double on Newcastle. *Nick Woltemade - £75m. 44 games, 10 goals, 3 assists. The new "star striker" who arrived as the shiny Isak replacement... who now is being played as an #8 and hasn’t scored a league goal since December. Malick Thiaw, £35m. In fairness, more of a goal threat than Wissa & Elanga combined. Started well but part of the defence who has conceded the most goals of any side in Europe’s Top 5 league’s in 2026. Newcastle spent £250m on these five alone last summer, an absolutely pathetic transfer & they’re back playing the PSR deflection tactics on their own supporters to distract from the absolute failure of Eddie Howe & the Sportswashing project. You have had more than enough money, you just spent it horrendously. Victim mentality.

@TaylorKTBFFH @terryflewers In the last 27 years, both Chelsea and United have 2 Champions leagues. In the same time, United have won the league 9 times to Chelsea’s 5. Like it or not, the Manchester clubs are the most successful teams in the last 25 odd years.

@terryflewers Like it or not though Chelsea and City are the most successful teams in the last 25 odd years

We at Manchester United have 68 trophies compared to their 37……. Man City have surpassed Chelsea’s total trophy haul of 36 and are now more successful than you. I would focus on that mate.

@Dannybar24 @jtvieux504 @terryflewers In the summer? INEOS has been here over 2 years now. United fans weren’t begging for Qataris, we’re begging for anyone but the Glazers.

Along with all other Man Utd fans, so gutting to watch Man City lift another trophy.......😡😡

@SalvatoreofU @UGO149 @Mrpercy17 @UtdPride Yeah not sure where he got 10th from. We were 6th when Ruben was sacked.

@UGO149 @Chris__Conner @Mrpercy17 @UtdPride Have we every been 10th this season? Or you want to lie to yourself ?

This was Bryan Mbeumo under Ruben Amorim. The system he played and understood starting from his time at Brentford.

@JHiggy15 @sharnaesdream88 @kjonesy1587 As did Hernandez…

@sharnaesdream88 @kjonesy1587 Belcher had CTE.

My brother in Christ, you guys had Aaron Hernandez on your team… sit this one out

@RobSliverFox88 @UtdMicah Shit for years? Last season was the first time you lot have finished on more points than us in the Premier League era 😂

@UtdMicah Man utd been shit for years and now piping up because having a purple season where people are more interest in one of your fans hair than your club. You're not even the best team in Manchester so back in your place you go 👍🏻

@davidhorsefield @UtdMicah We’re still shit, meanwhile you are as many points back of us as you are clear of the relegation zone 😂

@UtdMicah Manu spend 2020:£83m 21:£172m 22:£200m 23:£210m 24:£205m 25:£232m and yet you’re still shit and still couldn’t beat 10 man Newcastle and we are awful. Sit this one out you melt

@FirstClassDuck @Wid_Lyman @midwest_it_girl @vanillavillan93 Which is probably about 1% of all condo associations

@Wid_Lyman @midwest_it_girl @vanillavillan93 In a well run condo complex, it’s a forced savings plan where you’re paying for the stuff that you should be maintaining in a single family home, but defer because it’s not an obvious immediate problem to be solved.

pov: your boomer parents bought their house in 1980

@truptipatel @jsurratt895 @GoodVibePolitik Kidnap? He was a wanted international fugitive. Stick to tree hugging and Canadian geopolitics.

@jsurratt895 @GoodVibePolitik It works just fine if a raging lunatic didn't kidnap another country's president to take control of the oil reserves because his son invested $30 million into oil.

A friend in Cuba just notified me that every single patient in that hospital that was on ventilators died tonight. I don’t have words.

@perctronaut @GemPoaster @Masterge77 @LostHistory9 Half of our entire budget already goes to social programs lol

@GemPoaster @Masterge77 @LostHistory9 the resources that could go to social programs, weapons infrastructure, road construction, or any venture beneficial to the us, those resources. the ones we waste bullying the global-economic equivalent of an annoying 1st grader

BTW, Hasan just broke US law. Oh, and he could face a $250,000 fine and up to 10 years in prison once he gets back to the states. Hey FBI, get on it.

@ulricv8 @LasVegasTodd @Turbinetraveler They’re taped up, but they also will never fly for either of those airlines ever again.

@LasVegasTodd @Turbinetraveler I've seen plenty of planes stored long term with engines in them that are covered up. For example, UPS and FEDEX MD-11 right now are taped up.

Curious case in the desert… Delta Air Lines has two brand-new Airbus A321neo (N551DT and N552DT) delivered in 2024 that haven’t flown since. The aircraft were ferried to Southern California Logistics Airport (VCV) after delivery and have remained parked there ever since.

@Mrpercy17 @UGO149 @SalvatoreofU @UtdPride I mean a manager and their style can have a massive impact on the form of a player. Casemiro looked completely finished towards the end of Amorim’s tenure. Looks a completely different player under Carrick now that he isn’t in a midfield 2.

@UGO149 @SalvatoreofU @UtdPride Then they should be benched if there are better option, but to say that a player form is bcos of a coach style of play is nothing but bullshit.

@DAMI23156445310 @mufcutdway @UtdPride Yes he’s better than Amad

@mufcutdway @UtdPride You mean he’s better winger than AMAD? Someone who can’t even dribble 1 person

@shaynesdad2012 @MicahS22 @SasquatchVinnie Gronk was simultaneously the best blocking TE in the NFL during his peak. Kelce has never been remotely close to that, let alone even top 10. He’s basically a big slot receiver who lines up more inside.

@MicahS22 @SasquatchVinnie If u side with peak then its kelce all day. More yards more tds more everything. Played longer. Even has more post season tds. Its not an argument anymore

Just a reminder that one is still in the league playing real football & one has been retired for years and plays flag football

@twinefinder @spittinchiclets Still doesn’t solve everything in all situations. I broke my collarbone on a shot with a dangler on.

@spittinchiclets We solved this issue decades ago, why did goalies stop wearing danglers?

Anthony Stolarz will not start tonight after taking a shot up high up from Nylander during warmups

@hames39556 @FCJoshUnited @caz_sm0rs And you have your face covered because you know you’d get slandered, and don’t have the balls to actually make your statements without fear of people finding out who you are 😂

@FCJoshUnited @caz_sm0rs You are a gimp, we’ve established this. You’ve got Michael carrick as your pfp that says enough PAL MATE 🤣

Fernando Torres gets sent off for “diving.” Seven minutes later, Chicharito scores an offside winner. Just a normal afternoon against Fergie’s Man United.

@90ome @UTDKara @MUFCDarren_ Well you’ve already proved you’re making up stats lol. Dude has 102 appearances for the club.

@Chris__Conner @UTDKara @MUFCDarren_ 9 errors out of 150 matches is too low to call him the worst goal keeper at manunited history. That slang was used by matic because he was pained about what onana said about him and matic use it as a revenge. There's no evidence that he's the worst. Go do your research kid .

Worst goal I’ve seen senne Lammens concede man x.com/_Footballslive…

@90ome @UTDKara @MUFCDarren_ I’ve seen Onana concede 10 goals on shots that were literally straight at him in Manchester alone. Worst GK to ever wear the shirt. Your location fully checks out. He concedes for fun in the Turkish league ffs

@UTDKara @MUFCDarren_ Lol 😂.. onana have. And I can show you if you want