Chrishaslam

@nw_nicholas Don’t tease me

My suggested timeline - Farage stands down within two weeks playing the victim card, saying he can't cope with constant scrutiny. The Parliamentary Commissioner suspends him & police announce an investigation. Times may vary.

Isabel Oakeshott on Nigel Farage buying a £1.4m house: “I honestly don’t see why it’s anyone’s business. Why should people know how he paid?” Isabel Oakeshott on Angela Rayner buying a 2nd home: “I smell a massive rat. How on earth has she raised the money to buy a £800k flat?”

Immigration makes Britain brilliant.

@NadineDorries I’m embarrassed for you. Oh no, wait, no

Some / most Labour MPs have neither the interest or the ability to run the country - they are obsessed with publicity and addicted to cameras and clicks on social media. Three more years of this…

Nigel Farage has 5 houses. Zack Polanski lives in a house share with 5 other people. The media is trying to tell you Zack is the problem.

@toadmeister Stop it. 🤡

As David Attenborough turns 100, Ben Pile looks back on the "national treasure's" worst moments of climate alarmism, such as when he blamed Ethiopia's famine on the country having "too many people". dailysceptic.org/2026/05/12/the…

Remember and use this special ballot box if your thinking of voting for Reform UK on Thursday 👍

Open to Vance coming here to campaign for Farage like he did Orban… Worked a treat.

NOT FLAT…

@OliverJHaslam Luton

Has anyone moved house recently? I'm trying to crowdsource how big of a van/truck we need 😆 We've the choice between the (cheaper) "large Luton van" or an 18-tonne truck. We're going to move over a few days, so the truck is just for furniture, really.

We have been made aware of a distressing image doing the rounds today, suggesting Tottenham have beaten us 3-1. This has clearly been photoshopped, and we will be taking this up with the relevant authorities. Even we'd beat Spurs...

@7IM37 @CambridgeAudio @WIRED It's hugely impressive still

@Chrishaslam @CambridgeAudio @WIRED Is this still a good product to buy today? Or has it been overtaken by newer devices ? Thks

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When I find myself in times of trouble, Jenrick’s promoted over me, I’m completely fucking useless, 30p 🎶

@yasisalek 🤣

hello and welcome to Bandsplain

@CountBinface 👏👏👏

BREAKING: Peter Mandelson expresses remorse and vows to atone for past lies, by walking the Salt Path.

My roomba just beat me to a Cheeto that I dropped on the floor. This is how the war against machines begins

no greenlander ever called me a libtard

Great brands, great PR. Easy choice

Not to nitpick but Ralph Fiennes plays KID A on 12’’ vinyl in 28 DAYS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE but I’m pretty sure it was only available on double 10’’ until well after the zombie apocalypse

Online myths say London is dangerous. Facts say otherwise. Our homicide rate is lower than New York, Paris and Berlin, five times lower than LA and far below Chicago. Our crackdown on violent crime means Londoners are safer.