Chrissy

@notcapnamerica What a lovely young man!

I swear I’m not crying

@NealPrettyBoy @ThrillaRilla369 This was my game!!!!

Today marks 40 years since the launch of of the Nintendo Entertainment System Name one game you remember playing on the NES. It can’t be Mario

I hope this cheers some of you up

@Jomboy_ Outstanding

Yankees and Orioles benches clear after Pablo Reyes lands on Heston Kjerstad's head, a breakdown

@wednesdaycals Something better is coming for you

@Chrissystorm16 i’ve been canned 💔

so am i getting fired or am i getting fired

@DelusionPosting Omgoodness, this is disturbing. Someone please check on this person’s younger cousins

@JodsterN @TheEXECUTlONER_ You’re a good person

@TheEXECUTlONER_ I still hide Easter eggs for my grandmother to find. She’s 94. She loves it.

At what age do you stop getting an Easter basket from your parents? Hilarious👇😂

.@RobertKennedyJr Perhaps you can look into this. TEN nurses who work on the same ward have diagnosed brain tumors. This is at Newton-Wellesley Hospital in Massachusetts.

@swampmaster1776 @DriveAngry2011

Bless these boys

@TITO_FOF @_r_Dee That’s fantastic

@_r_Dee "And if there's ever a flood..." woulda been my response. 🤷🏾‍♂️

White Lady on the elevator asks me what floor, so I tell her and she goes “ohh penthouse, well at least if there’s a fire I’ll get out before you” who tf says something like that to a complete stranger… 🙄

@DudespostingWs She seems nasty. That sounds like a lovely idea for a date

Man avoids a potentially disastrous relationship

@KrisVectors @CultLaser Is that $3,800?!?

@CultLaser Go be poor somewhere else...

Post something that's a flex to a niche group, that most folks won't understand. I'll start.

@KindlyCaesarGuy @pearlythingz Ew

A private investigator told me that you should baseline assume women are sleeping with 2 men at a time

@trentspill @dom_lucre 🥹

@dom_lucre This is not a Waffle House…. It is a waffle home

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This video of Black and White people dancing and singing together to Kodak Black ‘No Flockin’ at a Waffle House in Melbourne Florida has been going viral.

@okjosh2 @TheEcho13 Don’t want to come off as slutty, but those look like some really strong hands 😂

@Chrissystorm16 @TheEcho13 Like what you see? 😂

the sluttiest thing a woman can do is compliment a man’s hands

@okjosh2 @TheEcho13 Hey you…

@TheEcho13 How they lookin 😂😂

@McmannScrooge Same vibes

Sir the trash burners just ruined a second girls life

@JoshRainerGold Same, everyone is getting sick

I feel like I know more people that have been really sick in the past 2 months than I remember from the whole first year of COVID. What the hell is going on?