Christian Lanz🎙

Signing autographs at #WonderCon2016 with @zeldawilliams @yakkopinky @GregCipes @ClevelandJr #TMNT #Xever #Fishface

@Alice_MiaX You knew he was a fucking moron and you voted for him anyway 🤡

As a Trump supporter and an investor… I’m not happy right now. Not happy about the war. Not happy about the tweets. Not happy about the uncertainty. Not happy about jumping from one thing to the next. We need some stability. Too many different directions.

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@emilysavesusa He’s literally quoting trump, you hypocritical hag

Why would you ever write something like this? What a mentally ill miserable fag

@JustJenRX “This is why I carry” or.. you know... just drive away 🥴

And this is why I carry. FAFO.

@mickitiki @BobGlavinVO Now do the crusades

Muslims did this 👇😡 NEVER FORGET.

@David_n_Texas @JamereG @allenanalysis WTF? Antibiotics are not “disinfectants” 🥴😂🤡

@JamereG @allenanalysis Never said bleach. an antibiotic is a type of disinfectant.

🚨 BREAKING: An American oil tanker has been targeted and decimated in the Persian Gulf — hours after Trump told tankers to “show some guts” and enter the Strait. An American ship. Trump told them to go. They went. Iran was waiting. This is not a policy failure. This is not a miscalculation. The President of the United States told American civilian mariners to sail into an active war zone — against the advice of every intelligence agency, every shipping authority, and every insurer on earth. And an American ship is now destroyed. Who was on that ship? Trump told America to inject bleach. Trump told tanker crews to show some guts. People pay the price every time. He moves on every time. Not this time.

@TizzyEnt It’s the sockless loafers and the duck waddle for me 🤡

Jesus this is peak cringe.

@TMZ Wait wait wait ARE YOU TELLING ME THE PAWN SHOP GUY IS A GRIFTER

Exclusive: "Pawn Stars" Rick Harrison disputes Corey Harrison medical bills claims. tmz.me/3xZnpop

Today I learned that you can buy pasta shaped like little buttholes #pASSta

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@GimmeFreeStuf14 @meh_130 @GavinNewsom Man, you’re really scrambling here little buddy 🤡😂

@ChristianLanz @meh_130 @GavinNewsom Teleprompters apparently set up to display pictures

You didn’t give a shit about the President of the United States of America posting an ape video of President Obama or calling African nations shitholes — but you’re going to call me racist for talking about my lifelong struggle with dyslexia? Spare me your fake fucking outrage, Sean.

Are you really too dense to understand that in this context, “read” actually means “to publicly recite”? In other words, he’s saying that his dyslexia makes it difficult for him to read off a prompter in real time with enough fluidity for a pubic speaking engagement… NOT that he is literally incapable of reading or comprehending written words.

@ChristianLanz @meh_130 @GavinNewsom "i cannot...you...you've never seen me read a speech because I cannot read a speech"

He said he couldn’t “read a speech”, as in “deliver a written statement off prompter in real time”… not that he cannot read and comprehend written words when reading to himself with no distractions or time constraints. But I guess that was too much nuance for you to comprehend, huh?.. you utter simpleton 🤡

@ChristianLanz @meh_130 @GavinNewsom he literally said he couldn't read you dolt

Show me where he said he “can’t read”. And no, don’t even try to bring up the quote where he says he “can’t read a speech”. That’s different. He’s expressing that he cannot deliver a speech off of a prompter in real time.. not that he is incapable of reading or comprehending words when reading to himself. So let’s see it. Pony up

@ChristianLanz @meh_130 @GavinNewsom But he said he was illiterate by saying he can’t read🤷‍♀️

@GayLittleWiener @meh_130 @GavinNewsom “leared to Reed”? BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂🤡

@ChristianLanz @meh_130 @GavinNewsom It does if you leared to Reed

@GayLittleWiener @meh_130 @GavinNewsom Your comment makes no sense. Give it another try.

@ChristianLanz @meh_130 @GavinNewsom Did you ‘read’ what he literally said. He can’t read.

@meh_130 @GavinNewsom Dyslexia doesn’t mean “illiterate”, you ignorant imbecile 🤡

@GavinNewsom "lifelong struggle with dyslexia"

@sh311burn @theliamnissan That’s not actor Liam Neeson, you fucking imbecile 🤡😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Pete Hegseth's favorite pastor doesn't believe women should have the right to vote, and Donald Trump's favorite pastor is currently jail for pedophilia. MAGA is soooo fucked up

@DAKKADAKKA1 Bullshit. Hanks isn’t mentioned anywhere in the Epstein files, you fake-Christian clown 🤡

>Tim Allen wasn’t in the Epstein files >Tom Hanks is all over it Buzz Lightyear Dub

@SilentlySirs I’m a licensed architect and I don’t understand how you manage to find your way home by yourself every day

No fracture. No buckling. No loss of speed. An aircraft moving like that defies the laws of physics.