🌭 beastie wiener 🌭

Looks like I was at 48/50 and off on the Call by :45ish

Cuban trying to be Based?

@RodKahx Yes. Our ancestors were the first to set foot there, making us the indigenous people to the moon. It is our ancestral exploitation grounds. You're going to have to make your land acknowledgements to us.

🐢Jonathan the Tortoise, the oldest known land animal at 193, has been confirmed ALIVE! Apparently the account claiming to be his vet was fake, and it was an April Fools troll.

@PeaGravelNed @bonchieredstate Because Heck Yeah, he was going to take the dogs guns!

@GayLittleWiener @bonchieredstate Beto's labrador didn't even like him.

They’re really going to Beto this guy.

@redsteeze Hopefully not while they’re in space working on it.

Federal Judge orders a halt to moon base construction.

@PeaGravelNed @bonchieredstate I mean, Talarico is like REALLY retarded though.

@GayLittleWiener @bonchieredstate That didn't stop them with Beto.

@HouseofElon @kathrynw5 And looks like a man in drag

@kathrynw5 You owe points on the IQ scale, Katie-Karen. x.com/AAGDhillon/sta…

If President Trump attends the Supreme Court's oral arguments tomorrow on his birthright citizenship executive order like he says he will, he would be the first sitting president on record to do so. Presidents have avoided attendance in part to honor the separation of powers.

@redsteeze @ChristinaPushaw Racist Turtle!!

"Tortoise born prior to the civil war dies. Never spoke out about slavery or reconstruction" - NY Times Obits.

@grandoldmemes @MostlyPeaceful My stupid mail from the other guy gave me a paper cut and it hurt.

@MostlyPeaceful Rikki Haley

@jarvis_best That dance is

She does this dance:

@DorisMatsui ‘Gut’

When I was born, my family had nothing. Not even our freedom. 

Now Trump is pressuring the Supreme Court to gut the 14th Amendment and decide who gets to be American. That includes families like mine. 

This is absolutely unacceptable and I will fight against this every step of the way. 
apnews.com/article/suprem…

@gummibear737 Where’s Hans Brix when we need him!?

Iran was trying to use the North Korean model to get a nuke: create sufficient conventional deterrence so you won’t be challenged in acquiring one (it’s called the Seoul Hostage Problem). This has been explained over and over since day one. Everyone claiming shifting goalposts or no imminent threat has been lying. The reason North Korea was allowed to get nukes is because Seoul (and its 10 million inhabitants) is within artillery and rocket range of North Korea. During the 1994 nuclear crisis, the Clinton administration seriously considered airstrikes on North Korea’s Yongbyon reactor but backed off precisely because of the artillery threat to Seoul. Iran was trying to accomplish the same by stockpiling missiles and drones which would have had the same deterrent effect. The proof is what Iran has been doing in the past month: attacking all its neighbors in order to pressure the US to stop attacking it Beyond this, they were building medium-range ballistic missiles that could reach Paris and London, meaning all of Europe could be held hostage as they built a nuclear bomb. The reason Iran has not built a nuclear weapon until now is not because it couldn’t, but because it knew it would be attacked and denied this capability. So by allowing them to continue developing this conventional deterrence, you would be allowing Iran to get a nuclear weapon. And unlike North Korea, Iran is led by an eschatological death cult Reagan saw nuclear mutually assured destruction (MAD) as both morally bankrupt (because of the innocent-body-count problem) and dangerously fragile because it assumed flawless rationality between adversaries…this means it only takes one irrational actor to destroy the world. Working backwards from the conclusion that Iran’s Islamist regime must never have a nuclear weapon, it was necessary for the US to attack Iran to deny it the conventional capacity to hold the entire eastern hemisphere hostage. Every European leader knows this and behind the scenes praises the US for this action. But they are cowards, held hostage by their own internal Muslim populations, and so adopt these ridiculous public positions. This was never about Israel. And if your argument is that Iran should be allowed to get a nuclear weapon then you are a fool and a traitor to western civilization…you’re a useful idiot

@Recliningdad @Oilfield_Rando

@Oilfield_Rando Exactly, ma’am do I look like I would do that? This is why we keep these in the car, you think I am part of a Fletch fan club or something? I need to keep my macros up!

Stopped by the store and bought a rotisserie chicken. Checkout lady was like “we have forks and napkins right over there”. Do…..do I look like I’m just gonna sit in my truck and scarf down an entire rotisserie chicken right out of the bag?!

@Oilfield_Rando @briprice661 Maybe they thought you’d eat it in your garage, Mr Frenchman?

@MaxBlumenthal @StateDept Conspiracy theory much?

@StateDept Those are not political objectives, they’re tactical goals Just admit you’re trying and failing to destroy Iran for Israel, whose unregistered foreign lobby bankrolled Rubio’s career

SECRETARY RUBIO: Here are the clear objectives of the operation. You should write them down: 1. The destruction of Iran’s air force 2. The destruction of their navy 3. The severe diminishing of their missile launching capability 4. The destruction of their factories 🎯

@CoryBooker I had to get my birth certificate and SS Card for a new job this month. Cost about $20 and took 10 days.

The SAVE Act would make it harder for you to vote this November.

@BulwarkOnline @Timodc @algore Is that AIDS on Tim’s forehead?

"You're 77 years old. Spring chicken — two years younger than Trump; younger than Biden. Maybe one more walk around the block?" "I'll give serious reflective thought to what you've said, Tim." @Timodc and @algore discuss the prospect of a Gore 2028 run.

@nypost NOT Elite

Iran's elite navy chief responsible for closing Strait of Hormuz killed in airstrike: reports trib.al/4mLMsEg