CHRIS-METAL! 🏮WASSSHOIII!

@pemberton18 @MattChorley Appears to be constantly asking people for follow requests. Possible hack?

@MattChorley The PPS’s page is mental these days. What a turnaround.

How the Tories used to deal with these things

@WiltsAnnabelle @AnneTow84880951 Which one? He wrote two.

@AnneTow84880951 It is in the front of his book.

It took me a number of years to realise what a dangerous man Nigel Farage was and how totally unfit he is for public office - and I worked for him. So I have always felt that there will be plenty of others who fall for his particular brand of bullshit and who themselves will also need time.

@CheccoDill @reformexposed @McivorJaymey That will quite likely go down as a valid vote once it has gone through the "doubtful votes" process. True!

2 hours to go! Let’s go do this Reformers 🗳️ 🇬🇧

@danny_robins I suppose you get a rise out of this sort of puerile behaviour, eh?

Cock Lane has such a rich history. It's well-known for the potential haunting by ‘Scratching Fanny’ that we discuss in this week's #UncannyColdCases episode - but it is also where the 1666 Great Fire of London was extinguished, marked by the statue in this photo! If you can keep a straight face with all the innuendos flying around - let me know your theories on this Georgian haunting! And if you haven’t watched or listened yet, it is OUT NOW on @BBCSounds and YouTube! 👻 📸 - Donnchadh H

@CountBinface To be fair, I think you'd be pretty rubbish.

Thatcher, Major, Blair, Brown, Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss, Sunak, Starmer. I'd genuinely be better. #VoteBinface

@PolitlcsUK Well done, The Speaker. Zara Sultana is an immature woman with all the political and intellectual naus of a low achieving 17 year old A level student. It's embarrassing that she is an elected member of our parliament, but it goes to show just how clownish the left are.

🚨 WATCH: Zarah Sultana is suspended and removed from the House of Commons for calling Keir Starmer a liar "I have a duty to my constituents to tell the truth and the Prime Minister is a liar"

@Astronomer2000L @RAF_Luton REELly? Av NeVer EaRd Of RafLuton.

@Christianmeta12 @RAF_Luton New here? Welcome

Fact of the Day: The Hurricane was manufactured by the parents of Ethan Hawke and Sid Little. Some 8008.5 Hurricanes were built between 31st Feb 1926 and the 31st Feb 1926 On average a Hurricane shot down a baddy airplane every 71.75secs during WW2 Photographed from a Canberra

@jollyboya @RAF_Luton BuT IT Ain't no SuCh ThIng!!! I n0 beCauSe I saW a PicKture ov It in My Jane's w0RLd oV AiroPlanEs

@Christianmeta12 @RAF_Luton DiDn’T yOu ReAd ThE pOSt PrOpErLy? ThEy ClEaRlY sTaTe It Is A hUrRiCaNe.

@stewartrobertso @RAF_Luton N0pE, DeFfo A SpiTfirE!

@Christianmeta12 @RAF_Luton Look again

@Charlesoneill33 @RAF_Luton I TreId ThaT buT thEy reFer Me To a U2 driVer.

@Christianmeta12 @RAF_Luton The veracity of RAF Luton is beyond reproach, just ask any Canberra pilot.

@quasirob @RAF_Luton W0t AbouT a SupReMe TemPest? They have That big mouTh ThinG below the prOperLlEr!

@Christianmeta12 @RAF_Luton No, it's a Supermarine Hurricane.

@Dave_Hawley1 @RAF_Luton H0w DaRe You QuEsTiOn My Aviation ExpErtiSe!!

@Christianmeta12 @RAF_Luton YoUr PhOnE Is FuCkEd

@CountBinface Another rubbish post from the count binface.

I’m delighted to announce that this morning I have joined Reform UK. Nigel Farage is a principled politician, and his team are ready for government.

@PolitlcsUK April fools. There, called it.

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer will address the nation this morning

HAPPY 10TH ANNIVERSARY TO METAL RESISTANCE! Such a brilliant album and exciting era, especially for me as I became a fan that year and going down the BM rabbit hole. So many wonderful memories from this era. #BABYMETAL #METALRESISTANCE

@Ryanair It's not April fools until tomorrow, guys.

Update...

@montie C'mon Tim: You know that with Reform you are dealing with a rag tag and unserious baggage of oddballs and nonentities. @KemiBadenoch is a serious individual with genuine principles. Reform may be a (somewhat shrinking) flavour of the month but they have no sound serious basis.

Play the ball, not the man Matt. If you can. If your book is thoroughly researched you have nothing to fear from an internal investigation. "If" it is.

@Dominos_UK Pretty sure you stopped the hot dog stuffed crusts....And our Pizza experience has gone down hill since then. 👺🍕👺

what happened in 2014

@almurray @StevenWilsonHQ I still remember seeing you at the bar for the Hammersmith show in 2016. That show was absolutely thrilling, bringing the entire concept of the album to life. Superb on every level.

The @StevenWilsonHQ Headphone Dust binaural Atmos mix of Hand Cannot Erase is delicious