Christine Pineiro

New York is the place where dreams are made of. If your dream is to live with four roommates in a building above rats, and pile of garbage.

“I Don’t Think So Honey” the Academy Awards not considering Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers @LasCulturistas to host @TheAcademy Awards! They would be fabulous hosts! #Oscars2023

every single sunday after a new the last of us episode

Just saw the latest episode of @TheLastofUsHBO - Waiting for Twitter to POP OFF. ⚡️ #TheLastofUs #thelastofusEp6

We stan a young, gay, handsome, Albert Einstein in @0_TheWhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotus @hbomax

Thanks Dead Eyes for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 1,336 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/5dEsgMhmV…

#THEPITNYC Newsletter | NEW CLASSES & NEW SHOWS thepit-nyc.com/available-clas… via @thepitnyc @alialinyc @MattHigginsNYC @MandySchmieder @thepatrickmac @onedanaatatime @MeChrisGriggs @ReDefinedBy_K @sunnyoutlaw1 @ChristineP_ @LiLiWit @Potatopix @TheLaughingMoon #YesAnd #Improv #Sketch

“How late you gonna be there?” Is New York for I’m not coming

Stranger Things teaches us that you can’t do anything alone or you’ll die. Make sure you have a friend group, besties ✌️#strangerthings #friends #frienship

@Stranger_Things teaches us that you can’t do anything alone or you’ll die. Make sure you have a friend group besties! ✌️#Stranger Things 4 #StrangerThings4 #friendship

My twin sister describing her improv set last night: Christine: It’s just so satisfying to kill. Me: Christine, you have to finish your sentence. Christine: It’s just so satisfying to kill…on stage.

Come see @BaldwinsImprov this Saturday night! It's 7:30pm and is @thepitnyc! We have some special guests which include @LangstonBelton and @ChristineP_ #comedy #timeoutnyc #thingstodo #NewYorkCity thepit-nyc.com/events/the-bal…

Grab your tissues for this very special episode of @GlennonDoyle's We Can Do Hard Things 🤧 Ocean Vuong joins Glennon & her son Chase for a very intimate & vulnerable conversation about mothers & sons & Ocean's latest novel #TimeIsAMother. Listen here: spoti.fi/3O1gS6W

The best of the best. 💛 @TroyKotsur @jes_chastain @ArianaDeBose #Oscars

@alottbot 😂😂😂

#neverforget #Oscars2022 🔥😏

From the #Sundance 2021 Jury Prize for 'Best Ensemble' to the Oscars, we congratulate @TroyKotsur on his historic #Oscars win! The road to Oscar starts with Sundance.

I wish the focus was on Coda, three female hosts who slayed, and a Queer, Afro Latina, Oscar winner- instead we are talking about an asshole who can’t control or process his emotions in a healthy and non-violent manner. #Oscars2022

While we also need to talk about verbal abuse disguised as “jokes” impulsively acting out to “defend someone” is not an act of chivalry, love, or respect. Violence is not a love language and is not an okay answer. #oscars #Oscars2022