MessyJessi

@TaphneM @themummia The first one is Stephanie Pepper, the second one is the-french-belphegor on tumblr!

@themummia Oh wow, who’s the artist of these?

🎨How it started vs how it’s going. #Fanart #BrendanFraser #RachelWeisz #JohnHannah #TheMummy #MummyReturns

the four genders

@hljrmai @mattxiv I work at a country club and rich people think $8 is a lot of money. You'll never meet a cheaper mfer than a rich person.

@mattxiv Was anyone else shocked that Gwyneth thought that i 8,000 dollars was a lot of money? I figured she had that sort of money just in her kitchen junk drawer.

frankly i don’t want this trial to ever end

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Every day on this god damn website I see a 15 year old saying some shit like "if you wake up tired, it's because of something called Sleep Trauma, you're a victim of Bed Violence" and ten thousand comments saying oh my god that's so true

pick your friends up from the airport, help them move, help them with their problems, cook for them, watch their pets when they aren’t, get them medicine when they’re sick, talk to them, sit with them, hold them. love your friends while you can and do it loudly.

If there are any fisticuffs at this year’s Oscars, I want it to be Brendan Fraser decking Tom Cruise for disrespecting The Mummy.

@themummia Wheeeerre can I find this clip? 👀

Are we the only ones that wish they included this clip in a special "The Mummy" blu-ray release? Sound off. 📣 #themummy #brendanfraser #rachelweisz #oconnell #evelyn #brenaissance

@LeftAtLondon If I've learned anything about Seattle area drivers, it's that they would rather drive off a cliff than read road signage. They absolutely will not do it.

If he wants to keep eating at restaurants in 15-20 years he better hope breeders keep creating line cooks.

@ishanikanetkar @saucymincks Exactly what I came here to say

@MNateShyamalan He's abandoning the results faster than he abandoned his kids

@Felipe4Evr @AlimationsX @MrBeast @elonmusk Wait until you find out how children are made.

@AlimationsX @MrBeast @elonmusk Why do lefties always relate everything to sex? This is why we don't trust you with children.

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

Every decision about whether to have children or not is equally valid, but I do pity childless people a bit for not having a reason to watch Bluey

My ADHD was misdiagnosed as “smart but lazy”, “selfish”, “lacks effort”, “in his own world”, “too sensitive”, “messy and disorganized”, “always late”, “gets in his own way”, “sloppy handwriting”, “overly emotional”, “a lot”, and “not living up to his potential.”

Bob’s Burgers bravely asks the question “what if an entire family was autistic?”

When I was a kid we didn’t learn about gender identity, we did wholesome things like try to conjure Bloody Mary from the girls bathroom mirror to, I don’t know, stab us?? Unclear what the game plan was tbh

*at a job interview* “Can you perform under pressure?” Me: “I’m not sure I know all the lyrics but here goes nothing.”