Ashley Avants

I've mastered the art of pet photography. Trade secret: they'll all look in the same direction if you wave around a burrito.

@HawkEmDownChris The ungodly levels of sugar and sodium

What's your first thought when you see this refrigerator?

@monkeycatluna Scronch

my nose scrunch

@tommyhousewx My weather alerts are often here with #atxwx - please consider using the hashtag! 🙂

SEVERE THREATS: Large hail, damaging winds, and isolated tornadoes are possible in Central Texas tonight. Make sure you have a way to receive severe weather alerts.

@hubermanlab No to Standard Time. Seasonal Affective Disorder is serious shit.

PREDICTIONS for 2025: Fluoride out of tap water. Toothpaste still exists. We lock to Standard Time in Fall. NIH initiates RCTs & programs to test specific diet & exercise regimens (in combo) on mental health. Role of parents metabolic health on autism stats EXPLORED, & Retin-A.

@partywithdirty Let’s go! 🫡

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@averytomascowx Any thoughts on what that weekend might look like yet?

Still on track to see our coldest temperatures of the season next week, and it will be impactful. Arctic air arrives Tuesday night with the coldest temps Wednesday & Thursday. Thursday AM shown here with wind chill values approaching 0°. Dangerous/pipe-bursting cold #atxwx

Let's see those AUSTIN SNOWPACALYPSE 2025 photos, y'all! 📸 I'll go first

@Zer0DarkFlirty1 That with Dr. Pepper is diabolical

I hate dating so much like what am I supposed to say to this

@TheJoeySwoll @netflix The fact that they’re not even acknowledging it 🥴

@netflix Netflix you need to do better and fix the stream!

Mike Tyson's pre-fight interview got real cheeky. #PaulTyson

@RemadnaKXAN Literally unwatchable with how often it’s freezing and buffering

Anyone else watching #tysonvspaul and the quality is super bad?

@TaylorT22846 Same lol it’s the best

@NashTalksTexas This is literally my alarm tone

WAKE UP ITS GAMEDAY AND OU SUX

@wtffolly_ @jaubreyYT Same!

@jaubreyYT I am chronically online and I can only recognize Rhett & Link, Drew Afaulo and Brittany.

I recognize literally four people

@citehchris Why didn’t you marry her?!

@LSP___ It is 🤩

If I go and it’s not like this imma be pissed

@averytomascowx I just know you’re gonna be sweating for the next half hour following that quick little jog lol

Today's forecast #atxwx #txwx

@averytomascowx Yep seeing videos already!

Hope folks in Abilene are taking this seriously. Likely a strong tornado on the ground north of town, heading towards the south #txwx

the worst parts of a breakup are 1. right after 2. 4 years later when you find a perfect meme that only they will find funny

@pale_ginger35 Peeper 👁️

Adopted this little cutie today. The name they gave her was Rascal and I’m pretty sure I want to change it. I want to stick with a P name since my dog is named Paige. What should I name her?

Everybody you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles