Humphrey Balderdash

This week on a very special Clone High...

Trump took $59 million from 590,000 Americans for a phone that may never exist. Then quietly updated the terms: “No guarantee a phone will be produced or sold.” The crypto coin. The sneakers. The Bible. The gold card. The ballroom. The phone. Every single time the same pattern. Take the money. Change the terms. Walk away.

@keith83081982 @Cam_Jourdan Hey Keith. It’s almost like you didn’t listen to him speak, you moron.

@Cam_Jourdan Brooksie you bashed the PGA and now u want back… There is a Price to pay 💰 you knew better! If you didn’t than ur not so bright..

Brooks Koepka has sat and waited to get into the last two signature events as an alternate only to head home Thursday after not getting into the events. It's not the first time in his career it happened, but he also is understanding of the position he is in. Koepka is playing in Myrtle Beach this week. "The way I look at it is I'm itching to get in, but I'm accepting of where I'm at, and I understand that there's prices to pay for coming back, and I'm willing to accept those and whatever I have to do. "I knew this year was going to be challenging to even get in them. I kind of thought maybe by around U.S. Open, but to know that I'm kind of knocking on the door already is a good thing. Just the answer to everything is play better, and you're in."

@danawhite is a piece of shit.

@IAmShannonAli No. No it is not. Swing and a HUGE MISS. What if we ask Beyonce what her favorite Danzig song is? I am sure she could rattle off her top 5 songs instantly.

This is racism coded

@tonyfcarter @IAmShannonAli I can name 5 off the top of my head: Prince Michael Freddy Janet Whitney Want me to continue?

She is doing this while hitting insane vocal & they went to tell me she is not the greatest performer dead or alive.

@Buccigross You know what’s pointless? Your post.

The silent treatment after your first major league home run is the dumbest thing in sports. Pointless.

@benshapiro Have you looked in a mirror lately??

This guy is perhaps the biggest piece of shit on the internet, and Democrats mainstream him. Disgusting.

@MLFootball Multiple parents can’t eat my ass. 🙄🤦🏼‍♂️

TRENDING: #Bills QB Josh Allen is under CRITICISM from fans for being “CLASSLESS” by firing up the crowd before the #Sabres playoff game & chugging a beer. Multiple parents have posted that this is not the type of behavior that should be shown to kids 😳

@rzofthenorth You have commented a LOT on this shitty take but still have failed to defend it.

I'll explain this like a caveman would : son show power , gov take son, gov do bad. Pa wise, already know this, so pa asks son to trust him. Son trust pa but cost him. Son is child here, so he trust pa. Pa fears shown in bvs "gods among us" montage.

@JohnWarpower You’re a fucking moron.

When Man of Steel has better CGI than NASA

An MLB player tosses a ball to a kid wearing his jersey. The kid makes the catch… then hands it to his little sister and gives her a hug. How can you not love baseball

@Wendys @justinjames2105 Well they support Dipshit Donny sooooo not surprised at this nor the lack of fixing the issue

@justinjames2105 That is definitely not okay. Please DM us with the exact location that you visited, as well as your name and email address, so that we can have someone from their senior leadership follow up with you.

Hey @Wendys - what are you going to do to make this right? My pregnant wife’s hamburger bun is moldy. Fresh never frozen? Maybe try fresh buns too.

@jeansdegrees My 10 yo is starting to get into rasslin now and he loves it but man it’s rough to watch it with him

After 6 or so hours of coverage I straight up passed out right before the main event. Show’s too long and the matches were so short that you couldn’t get yourself invested

@ColtonOgburn Your wife delivered BATMAN?!!!! Congrats to you both. Now the real fun begins. Welcome to the Dad Club, Colton. It’s literally the best club you can be a part of.

Behold! My spawn!

@TheRyanNYC @90sWWE All time what?

@90sWWE Goldberg is top ten all time.

What wrestling opinion will you defend like this?

@RobSchneider STFU. Quick to jump on an actor but silence when it comes to the current president of the United States.

Dear Elizabeth Banks, Calling someone who disagrees with your political views ‘Fascist’ is the same dangerous rhetoric (and lies) that got our friend Charlie Kirk murdered.

@jayfeely Shut up and kick the ball

You could buy a grocery store for 2 million You could build a grocery store for 3 million And yet somehow, when the socialist government does it, it won’t open until 2029 and cost 30 million. Thank you for the perfect example why socialism is always an object failure

@ColtonOgburn do you feel vindicated ?!

@memebrainrot_ @StephenKing Why is there a 12yo on this app??

@StephenKing stephen king out here recycling threads cum stains like its fresh horror while his own brain looks like it got dug up after 3 weeks in the pet sematary lmao miller aint the monster bro u been writing the same dead inside shit for decades and still cashing checks from it

Someone on threads yesterday said that Stephen Miller is what happens when you bury a dildo in the Pet Sematary.