Chuck Reicks

@GuyNo2 I like how the cars behind them slowly back up.

Kind of like having a spot of peat ground in a field. You’re going along fine and then suddenly, you’re in a hole you can’t escape.

@GuyNo2 Maintain standards no matter the circumstances.

A little weather doesn’t mean you abandon your priorities.

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⚠️ The European left calls for condemnation of the 🇺🇲 US government and legalization of illegal migrants!

See a ‘Sports Parent’ sitting alone? There is a reason. - No drama. - No negativity. - No ignorance. - No complaining. - No badmouthing coaches or refs. They just want to enjoy watching their child play.

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After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Like most men, I found shopping boring and just wanted to get in and get out. My wife, on the other hand, like most women, loves to browse. Yesterday, my wife received a letter from the store manager: Dear Mrs. Harris, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and, regrettably, have been forced to ban both of you from shopping here. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and documented by our video surveillance cameras: June 15 – Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly placed them in other customers’ carts when they weren’t looking. July 2 – Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. July 7 – Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom. July 19 – Approached an employee and said in an official tone, “Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.” This caused the employee to leave her station, get reprimanded by her supervisor, trigger a union grievance, and cost management time and money. (For the record, we do not have a Code 3.) August 4 – Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. August 14 – Moved a “Caution – Wet Floor” sign to a carpeted area. August 15 – Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could join if they brought pillows and blankets from the bedding department; twenty children complied. August 23 – When a clerk asked if he could help him, he began crying and yelled, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?” EMTs were called. September 4 – Looked directly into a security camera and used it as a mirror while picking his nose. September 10 – While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. October 3 – Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme. October 6 – In the auto department, practiced his “Madonna Look” using various sizes of funnels. October 18 – Hid in a clothing rack and, when people browsed through, shouted, “PICK ME! PICK ME!” October 22 – Upon hearing a store announcement, assumed a fetal position and screamed, “OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!” Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was. October 23 – Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while, then yelled loudly, “Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here!” One of the clerks passed out. Sincerely, The Store Manager 😂🤣😂🤣

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Top Gear placed a 1988 Toyota Hilux atop a building, demolished it and it still started afterward.

The Tears of Arizona

Why do French military vehicles have rearview mirrors? So they can see the front lines.

Dear Greenland, It looks as if though you could become Americans any day now. Congratulations! But beware: it is not a title you should take lightly. We welcome you into the fold as our countrymen, but there are some things you should know before you run out and buy a Camaro and a Kid Rock tee shirt. The following guide is my gift to you, a sort of Cliff’s Notes on the greatest country the world has ever known. Enjoy and hope to see you soon, The Drunk Republican - YOU SPEAK ENGLISH NOW! AND ONLY ENGLISH! - We are literally better than everyone else. - Danish isn’t a culture, it’s a pastry. - All of our states are different but they’re also all kind of the same (you’ll see). - We don’t eat fucking whale meat, we eat pigs and cows and sometimes birds. - Football means football. The other “sport” is soccer. - Speed limits are suggestions. - Disneyland isn’t cool anymore. Don’t go there. All pedos. - Tacos get lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, and sour cream. Go to Mexico if you want onions, limes, and cilantro. - Texas is technically part of America but we kind of let them do their own thing. - We have like a thousand kinds of beer. Just roll with it. - Barbecuing means actually smoking meat, not just grilling. - New York is for pizza, Chicago is for hot dogs. - DO NOT, AND I REPEAT DO NOT, DIP YOUR FRIES IN MAYONNAISE. - Take a road trip. Nothing like an American road trip. - If you are driving and need to eat or take a dump find a Buc-ees. Gonna be weird as hell at first but you’ll get it. - Our politics are a bit fraught at the moment, but don’t worry our President is sorting all that out. - Guns. We have like 400 million guns. Get a gun. - Yes our healthcare is expensive, but you might actually get to see a doctor. - The rest of the world is stupid. - DO NOT TRUST THE MEDIA! Just follow me on X if you need to know what’s going on. - If you are fortunate enough to join us, do not apologize for America’s actions. Ever. - We will talk about California later. It’s complicated. I really hope you guys make it in. Best club in the world! PS - you have a lot less paid vacation now.

@HuskGuys T-Magicesq?

THE ANTHONY COLANDREA SHOW IS COMING TO NEBRASKA!!!!

A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a Cat died. All three of them stood before God who wanted to know what they believed in. The German Shepherd said, "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master." "Good," said God, "You may sit down on my right side." "Doberman, what do you believe in?" Asked God. "I believe in love, care and protecting my master." "Awe," Said God, "You may sit on my left side." Then, he looked at the cat, and asked, "What do you believe in?" The cat replied, "I believe you're sitting in my seat."

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Video of a multi-vehicle crash scene on I-35 near Hwy 20 shows ZERO visibility. 🔹With the closure of I-35 tonight, please do not seek alternative routes. Conditions are extremely dangerous and could lead to deadly consequences! 🎥: Lieutenant Jeremy Schaffer

Every family has that one uncle...

@aviationbrk Those replies are the reason I don't post much, I give facts but everyone else is an expert.

@aviationbrk My brother-in-law flies for United. They only get paid wheels up to wheels down. He does a 3 hour safety inspection prior to entering the plane. Gets paid zero for that. Likes talking to the crew afterwards, zero pay. Layovers are also zero pay, just room and board.

A Miami-based American Airlines Boeing 737 captain has posted their salary pay statement on reddit, leaving many people speechless. The pilot’s total year to date compensation was $458K, with the hourly pay being $360+ (flight hours only). Some comments suggest the pilot isn’t even top of earning potential - with widebody pilots earning around 24% higher and pay increases through to 2027 under their current contract.