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JUST IN: Afroman drops a banger before the lawsuit against him goes to court Monday in Adams County, Ohio. Afroman just released “Batteram Hymns of the Police Whistle Blower” a day before the lawsuit heads to court. Adams County sheriffs are suing Joseph Foreman for defamation, invasion of privacy, and intentional infliction of emotional distress for featuring them in his music videos from the night they raided and vandalized his house and allegedly stole $400. In the new song and video, he calls the deputies out by name, packed with videos photos from the raid and some AI to make it comical. Pretty ballsy.

@CMDROpAtLargeCA @USBPChief @CBP @DHSgov Hahahaha you got fired!!! Eat shit and die Bovino!

Operation Metro Surge is making good on catching and NOT releasing! This Honduran national and criminal illegal alien is wanted by the Saint Paul Sheriff’s for Driving While Intoxicated. But because of sanctuary policies, we won’t turn him over, as he’ll then be released back into the community. Instead, the #GreenMachine will send him back to Honduras—keeping our communities safe. #DHS #CBP #BorderPatrol #OpMetroSurge #Minneapolis

Good news! @grok has gone woke! I just tested it

@TurningPointOU When will conservatives just stop going to college? This is not collegiate level remedial writing. This isn’t even middle school level writing.

For a psychology course at the University Oklahoma, Samantha Fulnecky was asked to write a 650-word essay reacting to an article about how people are perceived based on societal expectations of gender. In her essay, Fulnecky argued that traditional gender roles should not be considered stereotypes. She cited the Bible to support her stance that eliminating gender in society would be "detrimental" because that would put people "farther from God's original plan for humans." She received zero points out of 25 on the essay. Transgender professor, Mel Curtis, said Ms. Fulnecky, failed to use empirical evidence/and called parts of her essay offensive. "To call an entire group of people 'demonic' is highly offensive, especially a minoritized population," the instructor wrote in the online grading platform. Fulnecky says she followed the assignment guidelines and should not be penalized for her religious viewpoints. OU officials point to the formal grade-appeal process as the student awaits a decision. We at Turning Point OU stand with Samantha. We should not be letting mentally ill professors around students. Clearly this professor lacks the intellectual maturity to set her own bias aside and take grading seriously. Professors like this are the very reason conservatives can't voice their beliefs in the classroom. Kuddos to Samantha for leading by example and standing up for what she believes in. @UofOklahoma , do better! #universityofoklahoma #trans #woke @ou_president @uofoklahoma @TPUSA @GovStitt @theoudaily @ounightly @SenadorJett @senmullin

@Humanstein this is going to sound crazy—but you tweeted a long time ago about “people who like all music except rap and country” and it was a super observant tweet. I’m trying to find it, but I can’t. I know it is you cause I remember the person tweeting it having glorious hair

@tedcruz @grok has Ted Cruz ever done anything really gay?

You are a horrible, evil, twisted liar. No, he did not. Your party—which you shamelessly shilled for—sent $100 billion to the Ayatollah… who does routinely murder homosexuals. Why are you so dishonest & filled with hate?

How the fuck is Devon Flanagan and Veronica Hannan getting arrested becoming something republicans are using against democrats?! BOTH SIDES CAN AGREE THAT THEY ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES! Not gonna lie though—I tagged them for republicans by their behavior. But who cares? Arrest em!

@cmclymer “but he’s our president!!” - MAGA dipshits

South Park, which is co-owned by Paramount Global, ended tonight’s season debut with a hyper realistic, AI-generated scene of Trump walking through a desert, naked, with a tiny penis.

This is nothing. Spotify tried to get me to listen to AI generated country songs about butt fucking after a Lucinda Williams album finished

gillian anderson at the oscars (2001)

Aubrey Plaza as Sharon Stone for SNL

@elonmusk @BillAckman @realDonaldTrump Do you think DJT has our best interest in mind? Cause I don’t feel that way. I’m someone who has been forced to take care of their mother due to dementia. It’s expensive. It’s depressing. Life is hard. Trump seems to make it harder with tariffs, etc. Not to mention his followers

@BillAckman @realDonaldTrump You’re not wrong

I support @realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk and they should make peace for the benefit of our great country. We are much stronger together than apart.

The CIA getting ordered to assassinate elon after dealing with DOGE for months

Some iconic interviews with musicians. I open thread 🧵 1. The amount of drugs Ozzy Osbourne ingested prior to this 1982 interview is unknown

I'm putting together a compilation of the best Elon vs Trump tweets. We won't have another day this fun until he dies. 🧵

@TheCinesthetic What song is this?

Marlon Brando’s response to being called “the greatest actor” ever

@michaelkvance @gtconway3d What’s the matter with your teeth?

@gtconway3d The woke left would be offended by these comments if they were principled

“The girls are fighting, aren't they?”

@SunTzusWar This is absolutely hilarious amounts of cope. My god you are a dumb fuck.

You have to see the genius at play here. Elon Musk and President Trump stage a “massive” public feud, slinging insults and grabbing every headline. The media eats it up, focusing on their clash. Then, BOOM—Elon drops the Epstein bombshell, claiming Trump’s in the files. Suddenly, all eyes shift to Epstein, and the media’s buzzing about those sealed documents. Perfect timing for Kash Patel to disclose Epstein files. This is Sun Tzu-level strategy—misdirection, then striking at the heart of the narrative. Trump and Musk are playing 4D chess, orchestrating the greatest reverse psyop ever. Nothing can stop what’s coming. Nothing.

@TheresaMarie455 @elonmusk That’s rich coming from a man @TheresaMarie455 You ain’t fooling anyone. You will never be a real woman!

@elonmusk Just giving the left what they want. So sad.

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