CHUKWUMA EZENWANKWO🎖️🏅🧑‍✈️🇳🇬

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound... That saved a wretched like me I once was lost but now am found Was blind but now I see.

Please retweet if you do NOT know any family that received any money. Let’s use this response as a quick poll.

Now you people understand why even abroad based Nigerian women are looking for "home grown" Nigerian men. That home grown dey very important, them no fit see those type of mumu anywhere else

Federal Government: You people must pay your taxes before March 31st. Nigerians: Why? Because you’ve been providing us with electricity? Federal Government: Okay. Fine. We’ll extend the deadline to make it easier for all of you. Nigerians: I’ll repeat the question. Why? Because you’ve been providing us with electricity? Federal Government: No. Nigerians: Jobs? Federal Government: No. Nigerians: Price of fuel? Federal Government: No Nigerians: Price of food? Federal Government: No Nigerians: Water? Federal Government: No. Nigerians: Good roads? Federal Government: No. Nigerians: Public transportation? Federal Government: No. Nigerians: Security? Federal Government: No. Nigerians: Healthcare? Federal Government: No. Nigerians: The basic amenities? Federal Government: No. But wait, let’s secure the second tenure, then we’ll talk about it. Nigerians: So what exactly are we funding? Federal Government: The system. This is an order. Nigerians: What does that mean? Federal Government: The budget for staying in power, not serving the public. That’ll be all from all of you.

@Christi68342462 @Somlimokazi I hope you will also resent anything the dead man has too?

@Somlimokazi Good for her. I don’t blame her one bit. I wouldn’t have even bothered going

My brother passed away, and at his funeral, his wife showed up perfectly dressed - full makeup, bright red lipstick. The moment his body was laid to rest, she turned around and left. When we questioned her, she said we should ask the woman he died with to mourn him instead. Yes... my brother passed away in a hotel with another woman. But still... how does a wife walk away like that? No tears. No goodbye. Just gone. Is this grief, anger, or something else entirely?

@TaintedSaint2 @a4lasade @Miss_Oluremi What do you have to say too about those who tag along friends and wellwishers too to outings like this. Do you expect the man alone to chest the bills as well?

@Chuksboby @a4lasade @Miss_Oluremi I don't know how it is in Nigeria, but in the US it's standard that the person who issues the invitation covers the bill in full. If they cannot or will not, they notify the person at the time of invitation. So no, there's no "deception" here except on the part of the man.

Last year, a guy took me out. Bill arrived. He said split it. I paid everything, smiled and said “have a lovely evening.” He called me 6 times. Said it was a test. Darling, I have a degree, a kitchen full of foodstuffs and a funded account. You were testing the wrong woman.

@didi2949 @itz_taser That's your father's business to worry about and not me. Fool. You are calling your father child

@Chuksboby @itz_taser Mumu i don’t have senior brother… run along child

So you went to a man’s house who’s not your brother or in anyway related you. You went there, entered kitchen and ate to your satisfaction, after eating you went to the bathroom to bath, went to his wardrobe carried his best polo, wore it and lie down without wearing pants. When he wanted to touch you, you removed his hand and told him you are not in the mood and that you didn’t know he’ll ask for s3x if you come. My question now is, why did you go there in the first place, knowing the guy is not impotent? Did you expect him to look at your face all through the night and not knack you?

@Dr_Pharouk Am allergic to that Real man oh

A real man would put his woman on a monthly allowance. Take it from me 👀

@didi2949 @itz_taser Am not your senior brother

@Chuksboby @itz_taser You wen still dey squat with your friend 🤣

She failed as a wife.

FOREX IS A SCAM 🧟

@Dee_Bebegirl Don't marry Marriage has no benefit to men anyway!!!

the concept of marrying a patriarchal and misogynistic nigerian man while submitting and going 50/50 with him is self loathing.

@didi2949 @itz_taser You will leave my house by 2am

@itz_taser Not everyone is a whore like you🙄

@itz_taser I will wake her up by 2 am. Let her come and be going!!!!

@edibaby21 I was expecting to see what you have achieved Maybe house or whatever business or financial level you have attained But no. Na breast and make ups

The girl he rejected The girl now😌

To die a simp is a choice. What a turn around from Kenechukwu, amazing.!

Some people started trading fX to be financially stable but now they are mentally unstable too. 🫂

Minister of Power Bayo Adelabu don resign I'm aliveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@thenihiin Bold of you to think say witch no dey fall in love

Some Men will just see you and want to fucc you, what if I'm a witch?🙄

Technicals, Execution & patience. t.me/learnfromstyfo…

‘I gave birth to your children’ as a valid reason to escape contributing to your own home is such a funny thing to say. You might as well throw that womb in the bin since giving birth to you and your own partners kids is now suddenly a ‘Favour’ Same Favour that thousands of women gather online during Nsspd begging God to bless them with. Please avoid mentally deranged women at all cost.