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@grablekelly05 @JoJoFromJerz

@JoJoFromJerz No he fired her because she lied. And he doesn’t tolerate liars.

Trump didn’t fire Kristi Noem because she failed to respond to the floods in Texas which claimed the lives of at least 100 people. He didn’t fire her because Americans were murdered by her rabid masked goons. He didn’t fire her for posing for photos in front of human beings in cages like they were livestock. He didn’t fire her for racially profiling Latinos, African-Americans, Arab Americans and Asian Americans. He didn’t fire her because she was arresting legal permanent residents and US citizens and detaining them illegally. He didn’t fire her because she was keeping children in fetid, rancid concentration camps without access to clean water, fresh food or medical care. He didn’t fire her for turning our cities into militarized war zones. He fired her because she made him “look bad.” That was the red line. None of the other things were.

@FlaTruckerFrank @DemocraticWins If there were any real Christians at the Prayer Breakfast this week, they’d have stood up, said "Mr President, this is a prayer breakfast, not a campaign rally," and left.

@DemocraticWins We don't give a fck. You were all in when Paris mocked Christianity.

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, JD Vance was just booed relentlessly at the Olympics. Wow. The Trump-Vance admin is humiliating us on the world stage.

@oso_ree @adoraburl @MAGAVoice NGO = Non-Governmental Organization. That means "not federal."

@adoraburl @MAGAVoice Ever heard of free hotels? NGOs to name a few. You live in delusion if you think that they get no benefits including SNAP.

BREAKING 🚨 IT’S OFFICIAL: Treasury Sec. Scott Bessent is immediately cutting off federal benefits to illegal aliens LET’S FREAKING GO 🔥

@Huz_BinFartin @hahs0512 @adgirlMM 🎼Hand job, hand job, doin' that crazy hand job…

@hahs0512 @adgirlMM

Dear Mamdani, You're walking into an ambush tomorrow. Make sure you wear a suit. Also, don't let him and his loser team insult you. Own the room with intelligence. I mean, that's not hard. You'll be surrounded by the dumbest people in government. You've got this.

@EmmaXStories And I, like you, use em-dashes a lot. Probably due to my ADD, because most things make me think of related things.

@EmmaXStories At least in US English, the hyphen is a short dash, used to tie two words together as a single concept, like hard-working. Not used enough, because when it’s not, it can make a sentence confusing. The em-dash — is used to indicate a pause or to set off a parenthetical remark.

@NoDMsPerfavore Her skirt is too long. And her right arm seems to be missing.

What’s wrong with this photo?

@hpareek @MAGAVoice If he could still get it up he’d be rubbing 'em out to this all day long.

@MAGAVoice And just look at how JD Vance trolled the 'no king' protesters

BREAKING 🚨 President Trump stuns the World by posting a video of himself as a fighter jet pilot flying the “King Trump” Fighter Jet. LET’S GO 🔥 Would be a shame if EVERY Liberal saw this

@BettyBlaze8 Happy Birthday, Ms Blaze. Mine was last Thursday, my wife's a week before that, and my granddaughter shares yours. Only the best people…

Thank you to the two people who wished me a happy birthday today!!!! 😘

@BettyBlaze8 @PunishmentsOnly Retaining the criss-cross ties ae the only item of clothing besides their socks is brilliant. My compliments to the costumer who made that choice.

Oh me oh my what will happen to these two sweet little school girls?

@Crystalpark823 @DianneCallaha16 @Diane4030275165 “6000k” = 6,000,000 Math is hard.

@DianneCallaha16 @Diane4030275165 It’s not lying 90 percent won’t pay taxes on their social security bc of a 6000k credit per person.

So, I received an e-mail from the Social Security Administration (SSA) that reads that there is no tax on Social Security because of the Big Beautiful Bill, but that’s a lie. Has anyone else received this? It’s not only a lie, but it’s extremely unprofessional.

@KevinOverbay @leonardaisfunny If you pee in spurts like that you should have your prostate checked. Especially if you’re this guy's age.

@leonardaisfunny There are a bunch of women running that country. x.com/InternetH0F/st…

@misskmagpie I don’t know you but my heart aches for you. So very sorry.

I left my mom in the hospital, on the floor my dad died on, to come home and take care of my dog, who doesn't understand why Mom's not coming home tonight. Today sucks and I could use some love.

@OccupyReality23 @MeidasTouch Please provide proof for the claim that democrats have "burned down" any city. There’s lots of proof that Trump supporters violently attacked US Capitol police, causing injury sufficient to require medical attention to over 100 on Jan 6th, 2021.

@MeidasTouch Just because they didnt murder anyone, or attack the police or federal officers, or burn down the city, or loot stores like democrats makes it funny to you? Was it there were no traitors maybe? I bet it was there was no murderers that was funny to you, right?

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@itsbushwacker @ayeejuju Fine wine doesn’t come in silicone bags.

@ayeejuju Fake tits are gross

megan fox aged like fine wine

@TenAmorette @BaadMann1 What’s most important is who they're attached to.

What a dumbass...

@TenAmorette @SavvyAtlGirl Your FB friends may start disclosing their bsky names. When they do, others chime in.

@TenAmorette @SavvyAtlGirl There’s a magnifying glass search thing at the bottom of the home page. Start typing. I’m BreitPiet.

@TenAmorette @The_Lone_Apple @RepRaskin @davidhogg111 AFAIK he hasn’t talked about it much lately. The only vax he was OK with was Gardasil, I assume because fundies are against it. In 2005 told Larry King 5 doses of the flu vax increases Alzheimer’s risk 10x.

@The_Lone_Apple @TenAmorette A legend in his own mind. And an antivax nutjob. "Pasteur recanted germ theory on his deathbed" kinda nutjob.