Claire Haffner

Claire Bear lives on 4ever

@stoolpresidente Don’t do this to me Dave……..

I just became an OU fan

The new geographic center of the Big 12 Conference is near Okeene, Oklahoma, about an hour northwest of the OKC metro. Before the Pac-12 schools were added, it was in northwest Arkansas. This has been pointless maps with Tyler, thanks for watching.

In all seriousness I want to thank everybody who has come along with us for past 2 decades on this insane ride. I never dreamed we’d make it this far + we never could have without your unwavering support. As for the haters I got bad news. I ain’t going anywhere so fuck you #viva

Little Miss makes boob job her entire personality

Nooo Davey why’d you set yourself up like this 😭😭😭 #ShortKingLivesMatter

@tanner_dwayne I clap when your mom lands.

Depression.

@RansomTJones Military dollars well spent #NoThisIsPatrick

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@LumberJackJen Down bad.

My man who’s not my man is coming to see me a day early. It’s lit.

Any ladies on the TL looking for a summer fling? I’ve got some friends

Turnpike x3.

Dear @USNavy, please excuse Ransom Tucker Jones from any upcoming water activities or war-related precautions you may be taking; as his presence is requested, NAY, unfathomably desired to attend the nuptials of dear friends, March 5th. As always, Go Navy - Beat Army.

Go Ag

@tanner_dwayne Can’t wait for more mustache snaps! Good luck!

I wish women shook hands like guys do. The hug isn’t always necessary.

@ClaireHaffner summer needs to get here already

So sad that Turnpike has all these awesome concerts coming up and no one can go :// darn :,(

Honestly, you could be a burning garbage can of a person, but if your skin looks good people are going to think you have your shit together.

If y’all didn’t know Cain’s was going to be the first show back, you just aren’t a real one 😮‍💨