Clare G

The Ohainle Lab is excited to welcome MCB Ph.D. student Clare to the lab. We're so glad you're here Clare. @ClareCCGill

I named our lab's Illumina sequencers WALL-E and EVE and I'm irrationally pleased 🤖 🧬

@drsusanjoh @BruceHalperin @Caltrain Agreed! SSF really got the short end of the stick with the new schedule :/

@BruceHalperin @Caltrain I really hope they run more in November when it opens then. Once the timetable changes next month i (and probably others) am forced to go back to driving even though i would love to catch the train to work.

The most trains Caltrain has ever run is 98 per day. On August 30 we will begin our most robust service ever with 104 daily trains. Learn more: caltrain.com/allaboard

@emerson5watts I don't even remember this!!

I used to know how to spell hamster correctly until @ClareCCGill spelled it "hampster" in college once and that incident is so deeply ingrained into my brain that I struggle to remember which is right. This is my confession as a soon-to-be vet.

It's a record heat wave but I can't open the windows bc of a fire and I can't go to my office with AC because of the fucking pandemic - classic 2020

@SusannahPerkins It turns TV watching into productive time!!!!

I literally just realized that knitting and cooking activate the exact same "u made something USEFUL" pleasure center in my brain.

@emerson5watts Oooh looks delicious!

I nearly killed my sourdough dough but I resurrected her and made a passable bread. Next time I will not leave my dough in the oven heating up to 350° while it’s rising 😬

@emerson5watts @SusannahPerkins Um do y'all not buy your sugar and flour in Costco quantities....?

@SusannahPerkins WHAT ABOUT THE WHITE GRANULATED SUGAR? The people want answers.

Being the friend who bakes desserts all the time is fun until you realize how much money you spend on flour and sugar in a year.

@SusannahPerkins Try @today_explained instead!

Podcasts are cancelled again I'm fully off the daily this was the worst episode.

I love how much the new york times hates Bernie. It's super fun to listen to.

@SusannahPerkins This is exactly the reason I haven't been on Facebook in 7months

Bout to get 100% more productive I guess.

I cleared my cache on my work computer this morning and it logged me out of all social media and I have literally no concept of what my Facebook password might be.

@emerson5watts * and with your spirit

May the 4th be with you. And also with you.

@SusannahPerkins May I recommend Liz Warren then? I like her more everytime she talks

I think I have liked Joe Biden less every time he opened his mouth. And I didn't love him to begin with.

These are refugees using legal routes to seek & apply for asylum. At this point, if you are an outlet adopting the President’s language to describe this as a “caravan,” you‘re playing yourself. And letting him play you.

It would be pretty cool if you registered to vote today #TheFutureIsVoting | #RegisterToVote at HeadCount.org #RegisterAndVote | #TuesdayThoughts

“Could you imagine if Brett Kavanaugh had to sit before a panel of 11 women of color deciding his fate?” @Ocasio2018 tells Boston rally crowd.

@emerson5watts Plant an apple cider donut tree and every fall it will bloom with apple cider donuts

@redxcrunner *What does a girl have to do to get apple cider donuts to magically appear in front me?

What does a girl have to do to get some apple cider donuts?

Women: RT if you’ve ever walked through a parking lot with your keys between your fingers or pretended to talk on the phone because you felt unsafe.

"We are American citizens. We have a right to choose our representatives. It's not a privilege, it's not an obstacle course. It's a right."@ProfCAnderson art19.com/shows/the-ezra…