I’ve got
1) an inch of Aberfeldy’s 16yo single malt,
2) a Davidoff Signature 2000 stogie,
3) 55 years seniority on our cosmic rock, and
4) no fucks to give for the assholes who voted to make their lives worse.
You cunts are NOT going to spoil my birthday.
Any questions?
🚨I’ve no idea what’s happening on X right now but probably a good time to make sure Elon isn't unfollowing us from each other once again. Please give this an RT to spread the word.
It’s never been more important to tough it out, stay united & continue call the boll**** out
It's just been announced Nigel Farage is once again in the USA on another jolly. The good people of Clacton however are still waiting for their MP to set up a constituency office, to agree times and places for a surgery or even establish an email address or phone number.
Outraged that the Royal Family are making millions from the NHS, state schools and charities? I am, so I've signed the petition calling on them to clean up their act AND start paying corporation tax. Join me: 38d.gs/ugmn
To brighten up budget day, I am giving a set of these Fabulous Mr Benn badges away.
To be in the bowler hat, all you have to do is retweet this tweet.
I'll choose a winner this time next week.
Good Luck!!