Classic Mike

@theliamnissan We’re hoping the best for you!!

Home from the hospital. Day one was just an intake program. Lots of personal questions, shit like that

@AdamKinzinger But, “he doesn’t bluff!” Sure. Two weeks.

By the way trumps unhinged “praise Allah” post did one thing: extended his deadline again. He’s super serious THIS time

@dadmann_walking Me watching the news.

what the fuck is this? - me everyday as an adult

@RyanSeacrest @Doddromero Fake tan, fake teeth.

Fresh air, good company, and a strong argument for flat roads. Hope you’re all having a great start to #Easter weekend.

@difficultpatty Do those clouds make my butt look big? They do. I think they do.

You all look so cute in this pic.

@dadmann_walking I appreciate and admire your vulnerability and transparency. It helps us all be better humans. Thanks for the laughs and the tears and the drinks and the many moments of relatability.

tomorrow marks 1 year of my wife's death. that was the longest and fastest year of my life. all the firsts are past us. My boys are doing well. I've been healing. Rediscovering me. the year still had a lot of good for us too. Love each other well. Do what makes you happy. Life's too short. ❤️❤️

@dadmann_walking I’ve chosen Negronis and BBQ chips. Not the best combo.

a tray of crab rangoons and a glass of bourbon would cheer me up

@EmmanuelAcho No lies told

“I will beat Geno’s ass” -Dawn Staley Yeah, Geno- Dawn is NOT the one to play with!! 🤣🤣🤣

@a1w_angel @jpula23687 @UConnWBB Geno is a bitch and Dawn would’ve kicked his ass after her team kicked his team’s ass. He’s a sore loser old angry man.

@jpula23687 @UConnWBB 22. Last 6 were at the end of the game. Funny seeing his bitch ass complaining - he has always got the special whistle.

Statement from Head Coach Geno Auriemma

@nickfromnorwood @UConnWBB For what??

@UConnWBB There was absolutely no need for Coach Auriemma to apologize, he did the right thing. Dawn Staley (who's a disgraceful human being) should be the one apologizing.

@thatlawyerLisa “Picture everyone naked. That will calm you down.” Seriously?? Who has ever used that? If I’m the only clothes one in a room full of people something went way wrong.

Whelp. I have info. I think my jitters were warning me of something. Definitely some intuition going on. Shit. Breathe. It’s gonna be fine.

@TheMaineWonk “Nobody’s ever seen anything like it.”

There is a US Soldier either dead, captured or laying low in Iran. And we’ve heard absolutely nothing from the President of the United States.

@Sinfulskin2 Nope.

I need advice. My wife is really good friends with a girl from work and come to find out she is MAGA. They’ve been hanging out a bit which is fine, but now I'm being asked to go out on double-dates with her hubs and I'm not hanging out with fucking MAGA. Am I being unreasonable?

@thatlawyerLisa @GsuGrinding @HappilyAngryEsq Ah yes. V. D. What a douchebag.

@GsuGrinding @HappilyAngryEsq Local former judge involved in veterans court. Invites a defendant to his home. Dude can’t handle or possess guns. Allows him to handle his fire arms. Intentionally strikes up a friendship and invites him to all kinds of events while the judge on his case. In another event,

Conversation with @HappilyAngryEsq yesterday prompted this question: what is the craziest set of facts you’ve seen in an attorney or judicial misconduct matter?

@atrupar I’ll take “Things that Never Happened” for 400

Hassett: "Last night, I was in a restaurant and I asked every waiter, 'How much money did you make?' now that they're doing their taxes because of the no tax on tips. The lowest answer was $3,000 and the highest was $10,000. This is really an economy that can't be slowed down."

@atrupar He can’t read a menu

Leavitt: "You always want to be the most well-read person in the room, and I try to be every day. But Donald Trump always is."

@adgirlMM @BCLew52 And they let him.

Let's see. He brought in a rogue hacker group that dismantled critical agencies in the government and stole our data. He started blowing up private boats. He's extorting rare minerals and stealing oil from other countries. He demolished the East Wing. He hijacked the Kennedy Center and put his name on it. He invaded Venezuela and kidnapped its leader. He started a war with Iran. All without Congressional approval.

Instead of ending birthright citizenship in America, we should end dictatorship in America.

@Dave27326830201 @MikeNellis JD is a fraud. The whole admin is cosplay.

@MikeNellis A church is just a house of worship. If the Catholic diocese in the area bought that church tomorrow - voila it becomes a Catholic Church. This is a poorly executed gotcha attempt.

JD Vance using a photo of a Methodist church on the cover of his book about CATHOLICISM is some real Veep-level shit.

@sahilkapur @MollyJongFast So honest and revealing and explains exactly why we’re in this situation. Flattery. He’s just so shallow.

Trump: “We’re not supposed to be seduced that way, right? But I am. When somebody’s nice to me, I love that person. Even if they’re bad people. I couldn’t care less, I’ll fight to the end for them.”

@sweetmomissa I attended Space Camp. As an adult. I’m that cool.

Watch Space Camp and chill?