⚙️ CLAW MACHINE ⚙️

@RapidResponse47 @POTUS when he says "I think" or "I believe" it's a fail.

.@POTUS meets with President Xi in Zhongnanhai: "I want to thank you very much. This has been an incredible visit. I think a lot of good has come of it. We've made some fantastic trade deals—great for both countries... we've really done some wonderful things, I believe."

@WatcherGuru we had a fantastic peace deal and a fantastic Greenland deal -- I'm over the hype

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇨🇳 President Trump says US made "fantastic trade deals" with China.

@BarbellFi That was my plan until my fucktard parents sold it and got sick. My life is hell

Have a buddy who is 42 years old Spends 100% of his income Literally has $0 saved or invested When I asked him about his plan This is what he told me…. His parents own a $2 million house When they die he’s selling the house And that’s his retirement fund 😳

@zerohedge Jeff

*TRUMP: WE DON'T NEED STRAIT OF HORMUZ OPEN

@WatcherGuru Jesus bro

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says oil prices went up "very little" due to war with Iran. "I thought it would go up more."

@17TBIYTC23 You aren’t alone this is rough

My nervous system is cooked. Can’t get out of survival mode. Even the smallest problems result in an immediate physical and mental response. And it’s not good. Not sure how long this can go on. I don’t seem to have the energy to fix any of it. My give a fuck is gone.

@martypartymusic No way it happens that fast

Next stop: the Senate floor which already has the votes - then to Trump to sign when he returns from Beijing.

@saylordocs Better for his family than what most boomers do, blow it all on medical bills

My boomer uncle saved $1,200,000 for retirement. - drove a 2003 Honda until it felt apart - packed his lunch everyday for 33 years - had a whole list of things he was going to do He died 2 weeks before retiring

Elizabeth Warren got absolutely BODIED in that hearing today 😭😭😭 #ClarityAct

@mog_russEN You are retarded

🚨⚡️During the walk up to the Great Hall of the People, Xi Jinping noticed Trump appeared tired on the stairs, so he paused and gave a brief explanation of the square, allowing him a moment to catch his breath.

$SIGMA WORLD ORDER.

@EmmanuelMacron WTF

À la conquête de l’Amérique. Avec nos Bleus ! 🇫🇷

@WatcherGuru excellent news

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Senator Elizabeth Warren says the crypto Clarity Act will "blow up the economy." "It pushes more of the economy into crypto!"

@ProTheDoge @priest_099 ah ha ha ha

@priest_099 Dwayne Johnson

Gun to your head, name a rock.

@misterrcrypto so according to this, we are going into a bear for two years. two years -- when clarity act gets passed, and billions of dollars enters the space, and also the last two years of trump's term, who has major share in crypto with his family? yes, ok.

Bitcoin history is repeating… The bottom is not in yet.

@misterrcrypto dear god in hell

@GovPressOffice Bang up job, Harvey!

@GovPressOffice you're showing an in-progress construction pic, what do you expect? some illegals from california to just spray paint it overnight? you are so god damn retarded

Bang up job Donald!

@Oceanbreeze473 celebrities are absolute retards

Lisa Rinna is one ugly chick. Sorry not sorry. Creepy.

@neet_sol somehow having money otherwise would be amazing

People always want to rush from college to a 9–5 like damn, did you even try to not hate your life?