Samuel Clayton

@Avis please can you tell me why you’ve taken ‘refundable’ fuel deposits x2 from 2 separate rentals and returned neither? Even though both returned full? Customer service don’t reply and calling is a nightmare.

@HolidayInn this has been going on for the last hour. Your website, and front desk staff, assured me the room was fully air conditioned. Am I missing something here or should I have been informed of another way to register a complaint? I was told dial 0 or reception…

@SkyBroadbandd how nice to have our broadband connection moved from 24/12 to 21/12 when we called on 18/12. Called just now to be told your 'colleague' added a note on the account on 19/12 saying no engineer in the area. Now very concerned 24/12 won't happen.

@JustEatUK #mcdonalds #justeat #justeatgreed #customerservice

@JustEatUK The opportunity to offer me a pitiful £5 odd when I spent £26? You lie about delivery times, place the ‘courier at the restaurant’ so I can’t cancel then rob me off saying you don’t refund cold orders? Even when the food too 90mins? Pure greed. Nothing solved.

@JustEatUK Where is my McDonalds I ordered at 18:17. The estimated delivery time is now 20:10. It’s for 2 meals and your restaurant is 3 miles away. How busy is it on a Tuesday? I’ve tried to cancel the order and call, but you clearly make it impossible for people do either.

@marksandspencer I ordered an item, and paid for next day delivery, on Tuesday 19 August. Called Thursday and was told be with me that day or today. No update and Evri are useless. Please sort this out asap instead of taking money and not caring after that.

@Samsara what is happening with your fleet tracker? UK based and nothing for over an hour. ‘Unable to load asset locations. Please try again later’ is causing issues.

Thanks for the selfie and great show last night @Aiannucci. I meant to say ‘fact trawler’ and ‘news dredge’ but was too star struck by your trainers.

@HPSupport why does your website not allow me to update my payment method? Now my printer won’t let me print. Your website offers no support. Infuriating.

When did Gregg Wallace start to be nice on MasterChef? Did it coincide with start Operation Yewtree?

@EE And wait over 30 minutes? Please sort it out.

@Clayto76 I'm really sorry that you've not been able to get an update on the order, Samuel. As we need account access in order to find out what's going on, the next best step would be to speak with our customer care team ee.co.uk/help/contact-ee.

@EE your app and website can’t tell me where my iPhone upgrade is. Can you, please? It’s been 10 days without any update or ability to find out when to expect it.

@EE Oh this is helpful. Order and/or postcode incorrect. I’ve used the order number from my email from you and my postcode - confirmed in the same email but get an error. I suspect even if your useless website worked all I would get is ‘dispatched’. Please help me get an eta.

@Clayto76 Evening Samuel, I appreciate this must be frustrating for you. Have you got an order number to keep track on the online tracker here ee.co.uk/s/apps/appsord…?

@80s_Kidz Boots Cardiff always won and annual award for best security so my mates always went into town the following week and stole stuff to prove they still had the skills 😂

Who remembers walking around the local Boots store and seeing the interrogation droid from Star Wars on the ceilings?

@RealBobMortimer my 2 year old daughter with the ham she wouldn’t release on the way to the shops, and the droëwors she was given at the SA butchers. #pocketmeat

@InternetH0F Guilty until proven innocent.

This officer got fired after this video, deserved?

@RealBobMortimer Edith Bowman, on Masterchef, looks like Pat Arrowsmith. Here’s a photo of her I took earlier.

@HertsPolice how can I submit a video of the crash on the A1M southbound at the A414 junction between 2 vans and a blue golf today without completing the online nonsense that ask numerous, irrelevant questions, please? I have dash cam footage and is clear to see who was at fault.

@TiceRichard @reformparty_uk You sad little twerp.

It’s time for @reformparty_uk