
Cletus Observer
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Cletus Observer
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#smokefleet. Here to observe Cletuses and mock them.





I enjoy the irony of Claivicular, the supposed number one “looksmaxxer” being absolutely mogged by the Judge in his Miami case.


Breaking: The m—rdered trans University of Washington student, who was allegedly killed by a black male suspect, has been identified as a white male named Michael "Juniper" Blessing (b. Sept. 22, 2006). The media and police have been referring to him as a female and a woman. Blessing is from Santa Fe, New Mexico. He was found in an off-campus laundry room with over 40 stab wounds. Suspect Christopher Leahy turned himself in after his photos were released by Seattle Police. A judge set his bail at $10 m. Trantifa, Antifa and leftist radicals responded to the m—rder by threatening violence against a planned TPUSA event featuring a victim of trans medicine, @ChloeCole. The event was postponed for safety reasons, prompting celebration from Antifa. The Trans Collection at UW used Blessing's m—rder to falsely claim that trans people are among the most vulnerable people to violence. Trans killers have been overrepresented in recent high-profile mass sh—ting events. ngocomment.com




Clavicular and TheCubanTarzan were seen in court after avoiding jail time by accepting a plea deal related to the Alligator incident in march 2026😳




Proud to confirm that our deal-maker-in-chief @POTUS has done it AGAIN! 🇺🇸🥩🤝 American beef — the best beef in the world! — will be back on the shelves in China soon. They are implementing beef commitments, including resuming imports from 17 states. This means restoring up to $165 per head in added value for exports for our cattle ranchers. Mostly variety cuts like hoofs and tongues that Americans don’t prefer to consume. This builds on our work @USDA and @Interior to provide the certainty that ranchers need to grow the domestic beef herd. This is critical because the herd size has given historic lows in recent years. Thank you to our great President, alongside our amazing chief negotiators @USTradeRep and @SecScottBessent for putting our farmers and ranchers FIRST. What a WIN-WIN for ranchers, and ultimately consumers.💪




Dobaš has had enough of Dahlin 😡




Elon Musk is by far the funniest billionaire on this planet.

Was “Clavicular” mogged by his own judge? Social media influencers Braden Peters and Andrew Morales (“Cuban Tarzan”) pleaded no contest to unlawfully discharging a firearm in public after shooting a dead alligator near Miami. The judge sentenced them to six months probation and community service.




People are saying that the "Chad" judge overseeing Clavicular's case was chosen just to mog him 😭




















