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@CleverIv

My tweets are my own, & are not reflective of my employer. At times tweets may be one big A|B social experiment & don’t always reflect my personal views.

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That's why your middle finger is next to the ring. Either you love it or you hate it, there is no in between
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The Real Guardrail Guy@theguardrailguy·
I took the INVENTOR of this product to see what @ALDOT did to his product and he was very concerned.
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Sometimes landing in ATL they slam and jam it taking that first high speed. I be like seriously then I look out the window as we clear and the next is seconds from the numbers. They keep the stack tight in the mornings I see
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Bringing the cops Ex Wife to the stand was genius 🤣🤌
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Feels very scam coded. It could be legit but no retailer is putting that all in the drawer and ending the transaction. That’s 100% going in the drop. And they’re not going to transact and wait to build your $3000 because of the same rule - drop safe.
Dr. CZ@AngelMD1103

This escalated FAST… A customer tried to return a $3,000 item at Best Buy, but the cashier refused, and things quickly turned tense. Situations like this can go from calm to confrontational in seconds, especially when big money is involved. Who do you think is actually in the wrong here, the customer or the store? And should stores be more flexible with returns on expensive items?

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@IshrionA Any times ? Would love to use it to make the onward daily 319 to MCO
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Ishrion Aviation
Ishrion Aviation@IshrionA·
Delta Air Lines to commence new route from Austin (AUS) to Phoenix (PHX).
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In what world does the tip need to be higher than $10 for 30 minutes of work per table? Because I ordered a steak instead of a burger? Lol I’m not the only table and I won’t be bullied or guilted into over tipping. I’m super simple and prefer to work servers the least.
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Chase will price match the portal pricing now 👀 CSR fighting REAL hard
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Palmetto State Armory
Palmetto State Armory@palmettoarmory·
Politicians in Virginia are racing to pass an "assault weapons" ban that could take effect July 1st, and we're doing something about it. At Palmetto State Armory, we're not just building firearms, we're maximizing freedom. 🇺🇸
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@MCCCANM Seen it occur. NG DCA AA landing. Pilot knew ball.
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KC-10 Driver ✈️ 👨‍✈️ B-737 Wrangler
On the 737 NG, a trick to stop “floating” (not touching down & going too long) is to bank & try to get the right main landing gear to touch. When it does, the spoilers on the wing deploy, cutting lift & setting you down. Has to be the right, the left doesn’t do it. Doesn’t work on the MAX, which requires both gear to touch.
Air Safety #OTD by Francisco Cunha@OnDisasters

Filmed yesterday at Amsterdam Schiphol by "Tip of the Wing YT Channel". This one bounced so much I thought it was AI: only by checking his channel I realized this was a "serious" production. Any more details on this one?

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Dizzll@Dizzvegas·
@gotrice2024 Shaking the lemon on it as if it’s a salt shaker, also hilarious.
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SonnyBoy🇺🇸@gotrice2024·
This influencer is a self proclaimed foodie and she gives her expert opinion on food served at local favorite spots. The only problem is, she promotes how good the food is and she doesn’t even eat it. You can see her pretend to bite this lobster roll while she claims how delicious and yummy it is. If she doesn’t like the food she’s reviewing, what’s the point of hew review, would you go to a restaurant she recommends?
SonnyBoy🇺🇸@gotrice2024

This woman was sent a new product by a company to review for her social media channel. The only problem with this new high protein coffee product is that no matter what she does to it, it still tastes so awful it’s almost inedible. She thought it may have just been her so she gave some to her boyfriend to see what his opinion was. It was so bad for him that he even thought he had to lie about it because he knows it’s for one of her reviews. Since many of these influencers are paid to do these reviews is it safe to say they will promote anything no matter how bad it is because they are making money?

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I hate sales. Is 110 really the ceiling without hanging your life on someone else taking what you sell?
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@Terrell352 @Broke_Sim Say it happen with a sign and tower. Same time. 417 south at lake Jesus toll plaza. Southbound. Took two years. Still not modernized
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MobileMasterTech@Terrell352·
AT&T has a permit to upgrade this tower at Lake Weir High School in Ocala Florida but good luck since it has an active bird nest on its racks.
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110 can’t be my ceiling. These 130+ guys are empty up there
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Broke_Sim@Broke_Sim·
@Terrell352 It’s taking a shit on their rack because they suck there. Too bad they can’t do Anything about it. Unless I’m wrong that you cannot move or destroy a birds nest.
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