Cliff Vaughan

The number of people who bring their luggage to @MonAmiGabiLV is ridiculous. @VitalVegas @JoshAndRachael

@gatorpk321 @JoshAndRachael Agreed that full limo pickup is the winner, but Black XL puts you in the same car for $45 instead of $120. Both more enjoyable than a cab or basic rideshare.

@CliffVaughan @JoshAndRachael Uber line is usually bad, take the black car or limo for a splurge and for ease of arrival with a meet and greet at baggage claim.

Don’t try to do everything Sign up for a players card Buy beer and water from CVS/Walgreens/ABC Taxi from the airport Lyft app the rest of the time Walking the strip is one of the best activities to do Set a budget Prepare to blow it Everything is 2x more expensive Don’t throw your mattress off the roof Do something you can’t do at home Pools at some are amazing, use them It’s very hot in the summer It can be very cold in the winter The drunker you get, the closer to your hotel you should be Don’t steal a cop car Skip the strip club There’s a good chance the girl hitting on you is a hooker Book a reservation if there is a restaurant you really want to go to Naps are ok after bottomless brunch If you hit a jackpot, have them hold taxes unless you play a lot Don’t steal Mike Tyson’s tiger Have fun

@ChefGruel @Kenny_J_Miller And baker’s percentages, as it’s actually done in real life.

@Kenny_J_Miller lol

Lots of people asking for a pizzza dough recipe, so I thught I would share the story of Big Parm and share our award winning recipe. We opened a NJ style pizza shop in Southern California, served dollar slices, stayed open during COVID, fed veterans and families for free, and turned it into a charity kitchen. Closed when the lease ended in 2024 but the legacy can live on with this recipe: open.substack.com/pub/andrewgrue…

Thanks for the entertainment guys @SmallWhale13 @VegasDuffy @CrapVegas

@srichardson0001 @VitalVegas Yep.

@CliffVaughan @VitalVegas You referring to the impossible dice? Or the $10 chips? Or the 8 card poker hand? This is a mess! 😂

Casinos never use dice with rounded corners.

New: Bernie Kosar’s liver transplant is a go for 5 am tomorrow!! LETS GO!!

I’ve had these socks for years and just noticed this today. @VitalVegas, what do I do? Throw them away? #pipfail

Assume you went with the bleach?

@mznblu74 @VitalVegas @elliscasinolv Incorrect.

@VitalVegas @elliscasinolv Pretty clear that nobody cares about pipfails except you.😁

At first, we thought the pip fails were inadvertent, but now it seems @EllisCasinoLV is just trying to snuff out our spark. Two adjacent sides of a die can never add up to seven, opposite sides always do. #PipFail

Is there such a thing as lazy ocd? Like nothing is the way I want it but I’m too tired to do anything about it.

@7eleven I travel for work, and it feels like all of them. Gotta be north of 90% fail to print. Ohio, Indiana, Michigan.

@CliffVaughan Hi, Cliff. Which location are you referring to? I'd like to have this looked into further.

It is STUNNING how infrequently gas pump receipts print @Speedway stations. The most consistent poor service I’ve ever experienced. Not sure how they do it with such regularity.

Great food and service. Now added great value. @CosmopolitanLas #MakeVegasAValueAgain

Having the soundtrack for the fountains @Bellagio in the rooms @Cosmopolitan_LV is great! It would be even greater if they were synced.

Same place. #winning

Vegas is healing. @VitalVegas

@LFGHats David.

If you were buying a new #Browns jersey for this season, what player would you choose? #DawgPound

@stoolpresidente I’ll make you one.

I’m invading I mean visiting Columbus this weekend. I’ve already done most pizza places but any good ones I’ve missed please let me know.