Climate Ninja @climateninja.bsky.social

Imagine: - a comet is detected which will pass near the Earth, but not threaten it - it is rich in hydrocarbons, so Big Hydrocarbon comes up with a way of mining it - astrophysicists warn that will likely change the comet's orbit so it will intersect with the Earth 1/2

I've seen it all now... hifly.aero/media-center/n…

Finally a flooding event where "the council should clean the drains" might actually be a reasonable statement. x.com/ajjenkins/stat…

@volcaholic1 "Red sprites at Nice, shepherds' delight"?

Wow! Red sprites in Nice, France 😍

@RogerCoppock Looks pretty serious to me, he's even taken the trouble to use Comic Sans.

ANOTHER ART PROJECT 'TAKING ON AIRS.' No data citation supports Peter Clack's graphic.

@postcarbonsteve Something something blockchain will save us. Ah no, that's so 2019. Lemme see, oh yes, AI will save us.

@madpeepdrew @TobyArnott2B @ChrisMartzWX I'm not debating you, idiot.

@ClimateScmNinja @TobyArnott2B @ChrisMartzWX This is the level of debate I expected.

@madpeepdrew @TobyArnott2B @ChrisMartzWX Jeez, another one escaped from the clown farm.

@TobyArnott2B @ChrisMartzWX Considering that C02's effectiveness as a greenhouse gas decreases logarithmically, why does additional atmospheric C02 pose such an extinction level threat? Humans are the most adaptable animal species evolved to date. We can eat anything and live anywhere.

2024 is now officially at the "hold my beer, 2023" stage. theguardian.com/world/article/…

@newday2020sc @postcarbonsteve It's an insane project to build a 500 metre tall, ??? kilometres long horizontal city through the desert.

@postcarbonsteve I have no idea what this is about but if they intend on building on that land that looks like it’s practically underwater then the people there should be helped to get to higher ground and the land need to be left alone. Is that a wall in the picture?

@MrJackLowe You must be new here.

Though I was secretly hoping to see headlines like "Climate scientists discover Mauna Loa sensors placed next to hitherto unnoticed dry ice factory, E-car tyre dust reverse coral bleaching".

'K, so I took a break of about 3 months from Climate Doom Twitter (mental health and all that), and diving back in, it's ratcheted up a notch or two. Which is about what I imagined it would be like.

@EliotJacobson We're doomed!

I will be afk for a few days starting on Friday. So no 'moment of doom' from May 3rd to ... well ... not quite sure ...

@Marltron @edwinhayward Before Brexit: you had the *right* to do those things. After Brexit: you no longer have the *right* to do those things. Got it?

@edwinhayward No one has been able to answer me this far but what’s stopping me from working, travelling , studying and living in Europe or eu countries ?

Norway, Switzerland and Iceland are part of the Schengen Area (left). Ireland is part of the EU (right). You have to go as far as Serbia (over 1,300 miles) to find the next country without the benefit of free movement. We are literally alone in our isolation. Thanks, Brexit!

@ProfBillMcGuire @UKLabour Give the man a break, he's only had 14 years to realize that being part of the "Leopards Will Eat Your Face Party" will result in your face being eaten by actual leopards, so now is a good time to advise the "Leopards Might Not Eat Your Face Party" on predator facial consumption.

Human stupidity reaches another low. twitter.com/mrjeffu/status…

@chrislittlewoo8 Deary me, looks like a "Chris" has escaped from the Chris Idiot Farm.

@xxxxxxxxxxxxqq3 @HumansOverShot What a strange tweet.

@ClimateScmNinja @HumansOverShot Oh no I’m just objecting to the part that attempts to legitimize envirofascist big government. Let me guess are you from the UK and love deepthroating jackboots even as your country commits suicide?

@xxxxxxxxxxxxqq3 @HumansOverShot

@HumansOverShot Hmm looks like there’s plenty of ice despite your fear mongering…

@chopstix3000 @volcaholic1 Funny you should mention that. shibuyastation.com/shibuya-statio…

Shibuya Crossing in Tokyo, Japan. The busiest pedestrian crossing in the world.