Clint B

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Clint B

@Clint__Shane__

I used to have fewer underscores… Everything has a rhythm..

Houston, TX Katılım Eylül 2024

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dustin Couch@Dustinkcouch·30 Eki

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

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Clint B@Clint__Shane__·2d

@TexasChance @sflorimm And Bumperdint Clupperbetch

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Chance McClain@TexasChance·3d

@sflorimm Chlamydia

Floro S.@sflorimm·3d

USA has ChatGPT USA has Grok USA has Claude USA has Gemini USA has Llama USA has Copilot China has DeepSeek China has Qwen China has Ernie China has GLM China has Kimi China has MiniMax Europe has?

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Clint B@Clint__Shane__·3d

Hope the moon isn’t actually haunted..

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Clint B@Clint__Shane__·3d

@GenuineRealMoe @JimJ86 @QuantumAlteredX What can you say… dudes a special player

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The Moe@GenuineRealMoe·3d

@JimJ86 @Clint__Shane__ @QuantumAlteredX Fucking epic

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Invisidon@QuantumAlteredX·3d

Batter strikes out swinging at all 3 pitches. Ump forgets the count. Entire stadium forgets the count. Then he walks on only 3 balls. No one in the entire place including pitcher and catcher noticed. I've never seen anything like it.

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Clint B@Clint__Shane__·3d

@JasonInTheH @Mannifresh25 Classic Manni @TexasChance

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JD@JasonInTheH·3d

You’re funny @Mannifresh25 good shit man.

A simple man 😎@BabaDClint

Bro is effortlessly funny. I love how he centers his jokes around his audience. 😂

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Clint B@Clint__Shane__·28 Mar

@ccmembersonly Mine are 6,4,2… saving this thread.. some really good ones mixed in amongst the sarcasm 😂

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Clint B@Clint__Shane__·27 Mar

@KylePorterNS Is the TGL Championship a joke to you, sir?

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Kyle Porter@KylePorterNS·26 Mar

There should be a Tier 1 event between the Players and Masters. It’s actually kind of weird that there’s not.

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Clint B@Clint__Shane__·26 Mar

@KGJoseph

GIF

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Kevin G. Joseph@KGJoseph·26 Mar

15-0 run

Kevin G. Joseph@KGJoseph

The absolute DUMBEST team in #Rockets history Why in the PHUCK would you run a play to give the ball back to him and turn it over!

Clint B@Clint__Shane__·20 Mar

@IainMacBets Texas A&M hoping you don’t pull their receipts

GIF

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Iain MacMillan@IainMacBets·20 Mar

We need to start having a conversation about how much of a fraudulent NCAA Tournament team Saint Mary's is. One Sweet 16 in 14 tournament appearances since 1989.

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Clint B@Clint__Shane__·19 Mar

@The_Raheel @UTAustin

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Clint B@Clint__Shane__·19 Mar

@The_Raheel @UTAustin My 6 year old had me going for about 20 first round picks but then he spun out

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Raheel Ramzanali@The_Raheel·19 Mar

Time for one of my favorite sports traditions...my two daughters doing their bracket. First, the 3-year-old daughter. She has @UCF_MBB winning it all! Also, @queensMBB and @ZipsMBB making a run to the final four! Notable upsets: Long Island and Howard with the 16 vs 1 upset

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Clint B@Clint__Shane__·18 Mar

@The_Raheel lol Heezy likes it in the can, @Jgoss1971

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Raheel Ramzanali@The_Raheel·18 Mar

a cold can of this hits harder than McDonald's Sprite

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Clint B@Clint__Shane__·17 Mar

@Jgoss1971 @TexasChance @SciFiArchives @MHark I ain’t getting pumped by nobody

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Jackie@Jgoss1971·17 Mar

@TexasChance @SciFiArchives @MHark @Clint__Shane__ Get 1 and I’ll film y’all riding it!

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Sci-Fi Archives@SciFiArchives·17 Mar

This is the ATV Хомяк, a compact Russian tracked all-terrain vehicle.

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Clint B@Clint__Shane__·17 Mar

@The_Raheel 2024: they’re just a scorer away 2025: they’re just a scorer away 2026: they’re just a scorer away

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Raheel Ramzanali@The_Raheel·17 Mar

Maybe Ime can be more "hard nosed" about his players not giving a damn about turning it over

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Clint B@Clint__Shane__·17 Mar

@ConceptMayhem @LanceZierlein Suspect 🤔

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ConceptMayhem@ConceptMayhem·17 Mar

@LanceZierlein How many days of practice would it take you to master this move?

Bussin' With The Boys@BussinWTB

We may have just witnessed the greatest goal ever scored

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Clint B@Clint__Shane__·16 Mar

@BaseballQuotes1 Have they dropped the kid tho?

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Baseball Quotes@BaseballQuotes1·16 Mar

Don't think a dad holding a kid has ever dropped a baseball

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Clint B@Clint__Shane__·14 Mar

@kristinatastic Sausages McMuffin

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kristina v. saint@kristinatastic·13 Mar

I've been working on this important list for a couple of years now. What am I missing?

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Clint B@Clint__Shane__·10 Mar

@willmoriarty86 I have terrible news… his first event was actually in 1992.. first event as a pro was 1996 Either way… We old, broski 😔😔😔

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Will Moriarty@willmoriarty86·10 Mar

The factual correction here only makes me feel slightly less ancient

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Clint B@Clint__Shane__·8 Mar

@Chicago_Daisy x.com/mikemitchnh/st…

Mike Mitchell@MikeMitchNH

If you want to know how the week is going, I just took a pillowcase out of the dryer, put it over my head thinking it was a t-shirt to wear to bed, spent 15 seconds inside it searching for the neckhole, and then mumbled “what is this, pants?”.

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Daisy the Awkward Badass@Chicago_Daisy·3 Mar

Pulled a pillow case out of the dryer, thinking it was a t-shirt I could wear to bed. Spent 15 minutes struggling to find the neck hole, then finally screamed "What is this, PANTS?????" 😂😂😂 -- Awkward Shit by Daisy

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