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Clive Mbs
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@LankyObserver Give them Cairo road to clean for 12 months. We will have sanity
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We should stop sending people to prison for silly nonsense like this.
Lusaka's CBD is covered in filth.
Get all of those petty offenders and commute their sentences to community service instead.
What's wrong with us?
Diggers.News@DiggersOfNews
Lsk man gets 2 months for stealing shoe polish worth K100 diggers.news/courts/2026/04…
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This individual probably thought Zambian men would worship her just because she was coming from the “diaspora”.
Then gents were like “good luck”!
Kamwala Harris@idlidosa2
shots fired on reddit/Zambia
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@ukusefya @JamesSinyangw13 lol! I agree. “Most beautiful” is a little bit of a stretch
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@lemani_lukonde @TeamMakeSure Do we still have anymore names built to leave generational legacy like these?
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@TeamMakeSure Ishinafye!!!!Kapwepwe,chibesakunda,Mwanakatwe,wina,lewanika....these are serious names in zambia.
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Is there even a Chibesakunda who is a kawayawaya?
Mwebantu@Mwebantu
Irene Chibesakunda appointed Standard Chartered Board Chairperson - mwebantu.com/?p=65741
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They don’t change when you get married and have kids. No escape 😃
Sparkle ✨@sparkling_tash5
Zambian families feel entitled to your money when you’re not married and don’t have kids like you have no use for it and its just laying around waiting for them to use it🤣
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International Energy Agency says current war's impact on oil prices is set to be WORSE than the 1970s oil crises. In Zambia’s economic history the 1970s were a turning point after independence – it also marked the start of Kaunda's political decline. Not looking good 😐. #Zambia
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Long post alert!
Remember the retiree who hoped to build their dream house at 55? Their pension is only K960,000. That amount can’t build a decent house and provide money to live on. It’s also not enough to start a brand‑new business at 55 with no experience.
But if they split the K960,000 into six portions of K160,000 and invest each portion into 15‑year government bonds (the safest option in my opinion), staggered over six months, something interesting happens.
GRZ bonds pay interest twice a year, so staggering them over six months gives the retiree a monthly coupon for the full 12 months. At the current interest rate of 17.59%, that’s about K28,144 per 6 months before tax, or K22,233 after tax.
In short: the retiree can earn K11,116 every month for the next 15 years. This amount is 43% higher than Zambia’s average monthly earnings and only 20% lower than the average salary in the mining sector, the country’s highest‑paying industry.
Now, isn’t that a better deal for a retiree—stable, effortless and guaranteed income every month? After 15 years, at 70, they get back the original K960,000 and can reinvest or use it however they wish.
Please don’t obsess about inflation. It matters, yes, but investors may tend to exaggerate it. The Zambian central bank is literally mandated to keep inflation within 6–8%. That’s their job.
Lastly, please stop overestimating business returns in such a very unstable economy like ours. Starting a business at 55 with your life savings is extremely risky.
Disclaimer: This is only my opinion, not investment advice. I’m not a licensed financial advisor. Use this information at your own risk. #nodignityinpoverty
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@Slick_ZM @DavidKa07247477 Too much misinformation on social media. People cook up things anyhow 😭
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@DavidKa07247477 How was it suicide if his head was cut off? He cut off his own head?
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What about the money he was given for school fees? Did he manage to deposit it in the school account? If not, that could've been the motive for his actions. Sad for the young man.
Mwebantu@Mwebantu
Police say post-mortem reveals missing Ndola student died by suspected suicide - mwebantu.com/?p=65440
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@amothersmuse My son (5) asked why “aunties come & leave so frequently.” He will understand one day.
But wait! A big house is a problem? To clean or what?
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