Clive

@HouseOfGubbins so long old boy

@Midgetgems26 Precisely

@Clive__Horn Like you just don't care!

Sunset beach walk.

@mrmikewozniak @benpartridge I don’t want to sound like a middle age provincial dad…but Waitrose alphonso mango sorbet is where “the party” is at.

So like every other marvel and Star Wars series, secret invasion was utter shit. Honestly don’t know why Disney are being such pricks and why the actors and crew are supporting such crap #disney #starwars #marvel #SecretInvasion

Shall we just carry on calling it twitter and give Musk the stinky finger? #Twitter

I bloody love AI. “Show me a picture of Ronald McDonald in an abbatoir” 😂 #AI

@MrMichaelSpicer Leg-o-ver more like!

the news: this is a private matter, we don't really know anything, it is wrong to speculate also the news: here's a reconstruction of what might have happened using lego

Not Attenborough!?

@forest_fr1ends I like you bro but my journey on social media are done. Respect to you and your friends in the forest

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W12 8QT

I’ve read 6 tweets, that’ll do for today

@elonmusk Just make the platform really shit, so people lose interest and hate it so much they leave….. ….wait a minute!!! Oh you sly, old dog you!

To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we’ve applied the following temporary limits: - Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day - Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day - New unverified accounts to 300/day

3 lazy sci-fi themes:- 1. Time travel 2. Multiverse bullshit 3. Shape shifting aliens I’m looking at you #marvel

@MrMichaelSpicer Keep it around 30 minutes. Over that and you are fucked. You are welcome

King Chuck pictured with an old nag. If these two don’t represent the average joe then I just don’t know what.

@5tevieM Preferably dressed as a massive bell end 😂

boy oh boy I wish someone would make a tv show where a celebrity travels around Europe and discusses how nice the food/scenery/culture is

@RealTimVine Oh god that was dull

Ah Pebble Mill…

@JoshPughComic My one year old would rather have the cat as his dad

You really find out where you’re at looks wise when your 1 year old points at random people on the TV and says “Dada”. Lorraine Kelly probably the most hurtful so far.

@beansaladpod @HenryPaker @mrmikewozniak I was highly aroused this morning as I was looking forward to the new salad after your break. Then. This afternoon I checked and it’s only may 31st . No salad! I’m so cross I could kick a pigeon