@eagleseyeinc What the slop fucking AI post did you make me waste my time reading.
It's not the time I wasted, it's the dogshit repetition and the "it's not x it's y".
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i used to experience this, at first it looked like bad luck… one pair of jeans, then another, then another, always tearing at the exact same spot like clockwork
my then girlfriend joked about it, even blamed the tailor once but deep down it didn’t sit right. fabric doesn’t just fail in the same place unless something keeps pushing it there… pressure, friction or repetition.
then she gradually started noticing the pattern beyond my jeans
long hours sitting in one position, constant movement in tight denim , even weight gain or the wrong fit forcing stress into that seam every single day.. it wasn’t random anymore, it was wear and tension quietly building until something gave
most times, it’s not about the pants… it’s about the habits wearing them down.
Telgraft@telqraft
Bir kadının paylaşımı: "Kocamın pantolonları hep aynı yerden yırtılıyor. Bunun nedeni ne olabilir acaba?"
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@prcpouou @atta_berry Back in the day you could actually vote on who you thought would serve you best.
NDP, Cons, Libs actually all felt like reasonable people to send to the world stage and you'd be pissed your guy lost but you'd move on.
The cult of Trudeau ruined any decorum politics had.
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@atta_berry Gen z liking Harper 😭
I cringe to think what would have happened without the Jack Layton ndp swing.
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Average Gen Zer who just got into politics and doesn't actually remember Harper but is only nostalgic for the 2010s
Glenda M 🍎@McfarlaneGlenda
I miss the days when Canada wasn’t bat shit crazy.
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@cammakingminds Here's a clearer arrow.
Now obviously a self driving car that's not hijacked would just never allow itself to be in a position it can't hit the brakes in unless someone jumps the fuck out.
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@cammakingminds It's actually insanely simple and y'all bots just keep posting inside the box.
The car would check the other lane, near 0% chance a car is coming as there are people crossing and then choose the option that saves the most lives.
Passengers get airbags; why impact pedestrians?
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People who get tripped up by the trolley problem are intellectually disabled. Killing 5 people is worse than killing 1 person actually.
Jeremy Judkins@jeremyjudkins_
Imagine if people in Europe had to take this exam every time they activated Tesla FSD.
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@Pierce31838380 @reddit_lies Yeah I heard bots put it in the "probably spam" section, (obviously not intentionally) but you're following an argument that's devolving you know that eventually someone's insult will be "spam". I have stopped following arguments that go that far.
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@reddit_lies Several people in the replies are saying that it’s easy to stumble upon that on Twitter, and I just have to ask, what the fuck? I have thankfully NEVER seen that, but isn’t your timeline built by what you engage with?!?!? So that means y’all like posts with that sort of thing?!?!
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@auntiemlin Must have found another way to import 1 million Indians while fudging the official numbers again.
They're pure blood and bred Canadians to Carney.
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Carney just claimed in his speech today that Liberals have lifted a million people out of poverty.
Does it feel like it, Canada?
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@Salguerete @elEmilio_W Fuck is someone not allowed to make money off their shit for?
Talk elitist when you have actually produced value in society.
It's really fucking elitist to be so demanding and arrogant when you've contributed zilch.
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@elEmilio_W Eso no quita que es completamente elitista y mal planeado, y que es directamente mentira, simplemente quieren más dinero y ya.
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Que Glitch se tenga que justificar el porque toman una PEDAZO DE OPORTUNIDAD hacia su base de fans, habla muy mal de la comunidad.
¿Saben lo que significa que haya funciones en cine para un episodio de una serie indie de internet?
¿Saben lo que significa que haya la posibilidad que puedan ver el GRAN FINAL en una sala de cine?
Criticar esa oportunidad solo porque saldrá 2 semanas mas tarde en YouTube es ser un completo inconsciente y MAL AGRADECIDO.
GLITCH@glitch_prod
Hey all, Kevin here. Please read.
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@DynatheBlade @GdhdPcklInspctr @DAKKADAKKA1 The Town lynches the wolves and the administration of the town returns to the villagers.
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@GdhdPcklInspctr @DAKKADAKKA1 But what is the town supposed to do, not watch youtube? There is no alternative -- Lets say a lot of people *wanted* to boycott, even so where would they go?
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>indians take over American Business
>kick out all the white people
>immediately begin looting it and increasing prices with no regard to public image
Adobe, Microsoft, Google, Amazon. Every major company is being sucked dry by leaches.
Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation
YouTube Premium prices are increasing in the US after they reportedly were testing unskippable ads for some users >The individual plan rises from $13.99 to $15.99 per month >the family plan from $22.99 to $26.99 per month.
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@kim_siever Oh you must not have heard the whole thing that happened down south 250 years ago.
Clown post, clown mentality, and not enough IQ to even play a clown.
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How do you officially recognize a nation that does not even exist yet?
Rob Schneider 🇺🇸@RobSchneider
I officially RECOGNIZE the NEW INDEPENDENT NATION of ALBERTA and its separation from the People’s Republic Of Canada and the socialist morons in Ottawa.
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@Bratt_world It's shameful how far the nation has fallen that these comparisons can be made.
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What a shameful thing for an adult man to post.
Martyupnorth®- Unacceptable Fact Checker@Martyupnorth
There's no difference. They have the same goals.
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@MarkWillia87746 @MorganGuptill She realized a good part of her voters are the street shitters.
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@MorganGuptill Why would this post be deleted ? It might hurt some ones feelings ? It f**king well should !
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The mayor of Yarmouth, NS has since deleted this post.
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@MorganGuptill She, being a sane person likely raised in a human culture expected people to react with joy and understanding that someone is finally acknowledging the situation.
She had not expected her constituents to become the street shitters.
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@alleria_eh @ProfessorPop3ye Lmfao clown, a little bit of Russian leaking out of you?
This is whataboutism to the max and it's not even slightly correct
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Clown Detection Corps@ClownDetector69
@alleria_eh He cheated the liberal leadership race after forcefully removing 2 candidates that were destroying him Of the 2 candidates he removed, he even stole one of their districts after the candidate paid and campaigned in it. No refund. The people of Canada were deluded & NDP ShitTB.
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@ProfessorPop3ye So pierre stole his leader position?
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He won the liberal leadership race.
He then won the federal election.
The people of canada appointed him.
Get over yourself.
The Carney Files 🇨🇦| Sourced@TheCarneyFiles
Mark Carney was not elected as Prime Minister 🇨🇦 He was appointed by the Governor General on Trudeau's advice. No public vote. March 14, 2025. The last official poll before his appointment? 📉 Conservatives: 36% Liberals: 33% He became PM while another party was leading. The election didn't happen until April 28 — six weeks LATER. He is the first Prime Minister in Canadian history to have never been elected to public office 📄 Not municipal. Not provincial. Not federal. Never. Not once. And now? 👑 He's personally choosing the next Governor General. That's the person who signs every bill into law. The person who dissolves Parliament. The person who decides who forms government. No election. No public vote. Just a phone call to the King. The man who was never elected is now choosing the person who holds the keys to Canadian democracy 🔑 Every claim sourced. Every fact on the public record. ——— If you're new here — welcome 🇨🇦🤍 This post is about ONE fact. But it's part of a much bigger picture. This account exists to keep the government accountable through verified, sourced facts. No party. No agenda. Just the public record 📄 Many Canadians still trust mainstream media — and that's okay. Our next post will show you exactly how the narrative gets built. Two real examples from this week. Once you see it, you can't unsee it 👀 The Carney government has not been working in the interest of Canadians. We've documented it. Thread by thread. Start with the pinned post 📌 Canada has been divided on purpose. Liberal vs Conservative. That division is the distraction. The goal here is to stand together — behind the facts — as Canadians 🫱 Every claim is sourced. Every number is documented. Check it yourself — that's the whole point 🫡 Stand on Guard 🇨🇦 #StandOnGuard #StandOnGuardCanada
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@alleria_eh He cheated the liberal leadership race after forcefully removing 2 candidates that were destroying him
Of the 2 candidates he removed, he even stole one of their districts after the candidate paid and campaigned in it. No refund.
The people of Canada were deluded & NDP ShitTB.
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@FavourOluebu19 @NoContextHumans Did your AI write that retort too?
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@ClownDetector69 @NoContextHumans Double middle finger for you too
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This girl emailed HR after noticing a pay error. This was their response...
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@MrDrProfGuru @notadvice @luinalaska Literal non-answer because that's the point of the slogan tard.
It's so good you'll go ahead and do something dirty like lick your fingers.
Bet you assume people are drinking red bulls for the wings they give.
Pathetic waste of space.
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@notadvice @luinalaska KFC's slogan was literally "finger licking good" and BBQ wings are a common staple. Rice with hands is inefficient but no more gross than any other finger food if you wash your hands.
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This is a degree of moisture question. This is about how much finger has to actually enter your mouth. This is logistics. The physics of wet on bread.
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚@beyoncegarden
she actually kinda has a point i fear😭
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@NoContextHumans If integrity was a person!!!!!!!!!!
Like she actually contacted them because she felt they overpaid her!!!!
Are there still people like that???
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@gator_gum Oh so polling is relevant suddenly?
What a gator tard always flipping between gator rage and gator tears.
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Jivani represents a riding currently polling at 75 percent Liberal support.
By remaining "loyal" to Poilievre's agenda he is direct in contravention of the wishes of his constituents.
He was elected by the people of Bowmanville to represent them in Parliament, and instead represents Poilievre.
He instead travels to the United States and mocks them, calling them crybaby.
He travels around Canada trying to spread his brand of Conservativism.
He poses with a Bible in Parliament.
He doesn't represent his riding.
Jamil Jivani@jamiljivani
Floor-crossers expose the Liberal Party's real agenda.
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@dogsmellsgood There's a whole reddit for it EarRumblers or something.
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@Seb_CS2 @Ghostlydolphins No fucking way Awps was the cheapest trade up available for this
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