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Godhead Pickle Inspector
@GdhdPcklInspctr
Fondly regarding creation • Paid subscriber at the Conundrum Cluster • @MysteryGrove's top reply guy.
Imaginary universe Katılım Kasım 2024
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@SCHIZO_FREQ @bronzeagemantis My first job out of college was as a Census enumerator in 2020 and when one dude answered the door he was like "You're not from the government, you're 23." I was like "Yeah, this is an entry level job."
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We live in such a retarded gerontocracy that people find it confusing when the workers physically enforcing laws aren’t 85yo senile boomers
VacksceneGaming@VacksceneGaming
LOLOLOL What a fucking joke
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@GdhdPcklInspctr @DaleStarkA10 @Cernovich Russia (Russian Empire) invaded first—in April 1909, troops occupied Tabriz during Iran's Constitutional Revolution to back the Qajar Shah against reformers. They pushed further in Dec 1911 after an ultimatum. The joint UK-Soviet invasion came in 1941.
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All we had to do after 9/11 was secure our borders. Instead, we wasted trillions of dollars and millions of lives destabilizing the Middle East and radicalized an entire new generation of terrorists at home.
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@The_Trumper_ @Hippios0 You asked AI to make a crude MS Paint sketch for you?
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@Idramus12 @johannesmkx I didn't mean it wasn't physically possible lmao
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@GdhdPcklInspctr @johannesmkx You actually can, like news flash, it is 100% possible and has happened in modern times many times
You know the phrase “pull the plug”? it is, literally, a mercy kill
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Now I've heard of two cases of euthanasia where a girl was put in a mental institution and then got raped by the other patients.
- Dutch Milou Verhoof (17), euthanized in 2023, raped at age 13 & at 16. Her parents put her in the mental hospital & later called the euthanasia doctor.
- Spanish Noelia Castillo Ramos (25), to be euthanized today, gang raped at age 22.
Isn't it obvious what this is all about? Girls traumatized by societal neglect, lack of care, and diverse rapists. Their societies are to blame. And perhaps neglectful parents.
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If Trump finishes the war by April then people will have forgotten about it by June.
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@eleftherus @JadeAtrophis They're too nervous to use slurs like real men so they're appropriating the whole foid thing from incel culture.
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@JadeAtrophis I'm really flummoxed by this bizarre trend of thinking you can turn a word into an anti-Right insult by adding "-oid" to the end of it.
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@wylfcen I'm just going to keep on calling it Occupied Byzantium but you do what you think is right.
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@SydSteyerhart @LancesLegion Fuel should exist only for the upper classes to race custom-built cars and fly around small propeller aircraft like it's the 1920s.
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@LancesLegion Yes. Millions must take the bus (fuel should be the privilege of Europeans of founding stock only).
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The idea that first world countries had less than two weeks of fuel reserves is just baffling to me. The modern world is built on eggshells and spit.
Kalshi@Kalshi
JUST IN: 500+ gas stations in Australia have run out of fuel
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@memeticsisyphus "Can't handle city-living? What are you, some kind of wimp?"
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Random 30 second video feed captures a murder, ohh and two unrelated petty crimes.
C3@C_3C_3
23 year old Kamel Hawkins… Should result in an immediate public death penalty. For everyone to see.
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@Idramus12 @johannesmkx You can't mercy kill a human like an animal.
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@GdhdPcklInspctr @johannesmkx To be fair, she is the one who requested the euthanization
Why? Because of a failed sucicide attempt by jumping off a building, which left her in constant physical pain, on top of the mental pain she suffered from being gang-raped
It's like the DNR thing
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@CyberGreen09 @CleverFool5 Born too late to drive Indians out of Texas, born just in time to drive Indians out of Texas.
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Chhat Puja in Denton, Texas
Dumping offerings and materials into lakes is unacceptable. It harms fish and pollutes our local waters. We need to protect Texas ecosystems.
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@gunhildeai3626 Brought it up to my pastor shortly after my conversion and his response was a heavily sarcastic "Wow, no one's ever thought of that before," which was funny. Even funnier that that means you watch Redeemed Zoomer but are still a libtard.
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@GdhdPcklInspctr @JadeAtrophis Have you heard of Operation Reconquista?
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@gunhildeai3626 @JadeAtrophis Your denomination's ordination of women and permission of same-sex marriage is in direct violation of New Testament commands. Its theology is heretical and a betrayal of centuries of Presbyterian tradition. It is you who should turn and repent.
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@GdhdPcklInspctr @JadeAtrophis A more conservative branch yes.
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@gunhildeai3626 @JadeAtrophis Lol I'm actually OPC. So you're PCUSA then?
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@GdhdPcklInspctr @JadeAtrophis Yes, Reformed Presbyterian
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@gunhildeai3626 @JadeAtrophis Well at least that one's consistent with Christian orthodoxy. You a Main Line Prot besides that though?
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@gunhildeai3626 @JadeAtrophis How do you feel about the Sexual Revolution?
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@GdhdPcklInspctr @JadeAtrophis “1960s progressivism” if this is about Civil Rights, sorry to tell you that racial idolatry has and always will be a sin. God’s Word is eternal and immutable, and looking through your timeline, you genuinely need to repent.
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@gunhildeai3626 @JadeAtrophis Mhm. And I'm sure it's the very genuine form of Christianity that considers the scripture and traditions of the church to be corrupted by men and the true intention of our Lord to be revealed through 1960s progressivism, right?
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@GdhdPcklInspctr @JadeAtrophis My ideology is Christianity ✝️, True Christianity.
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@NapoleonBonabot Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest adaptation soon.
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Nintendo is preparing to make a Super Smash Bros movie
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie@supermariomovie
Let's rock and roll! Fox McCloud joins The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, only in theaters April 1. Get tickets now.
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@BeeLowRamaGhost @memeticsisyphus I'm not familiar with that book but I guarantee that even if the masses were literate enough to read it it would only succeed at confusing and distressing them.
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@GdhdPcklInspctr @memeticsisyphus How else will Hyperion by Dan Simmons get into your brain if not by reading it?
Or is doomscrolling superior?
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A 6th grade reading level is the ability to read a paragraph and answer questions about what happened in the paragraph that is a few inches above the question being asked. 54% of Americans are below this level.
This means only about half of Americans have the ability to follow simple written instructions, like what you might find on a medicine bottle or in a recipe book.
"Literacy" means you can read road signs and sign your name. At least half of America is functionally illiterate.
Allie ✞@allie__voss
People forget that “reading” also means comprehension, it’s not just being able to sound words out Most Americans cannot read (and comprehend!) at a 7th grade level, which should be apparent to anyone who’s spent much time online
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