Carl Hallowell

"Hope is like the sun. If you only believe in it when you can see it, you'll never make it through the night." -General Leia Organa.

@LSU_COACH_WADE I don't even like the Flyers, but you might want to remember what happened to thos treasonous inbred Confederate assholes in Pennsylvania.

TODAY THE #CANEFEDERACY TAKES THE CITY OF PHILADELPHIA MARCH ON #CANEFEDERATES MARCH ON

@Hartley_Patter @_InfoGram_ So... Israel?

@_InfoGram_ We must kill everyone who wants a nuclear weapon. And their wives. And children. And their children's children.

This was EPIC 🔥 🇺🇸Congress: Did you destroy Iran’s nuclear weapons in the summer of 2025? 🇺🇸Hegseth: Yes, they were all completely destroyed. 🇺🇸Congress: Then why the hell did you start a new war under the pretext of destroying something you had already claimed was destroyed? Hegseth: Uh… Er… Umm… ABSOLUTE BRUTAL 🔥

@andyhodder @SpursOfficial Frustrating because that was the entire damn reason I downloaded the app.

It’s now impossible to “listen live” on the @SpursOfficial app. Great update that. #spurs #tottenham

May is Military Appreciation Month. Conservatives typically celebrate by not giving a shit and completely ignoring it until June 1st, when they start spamming every Pride post with "Why do gays get a month and our troops get a day" and "June is now Veterans Month".

@NancyMace @BenStiller His team won a basketball game you warm mayonnaise.

@BenStiller Got what done?

Got it done

Thoughts and prayers to the family of Spencer Fano. Spencer was tragically selected by the Cleveland Browns tonight. Please keep the family in your thoughts. 🙏

@NavyFB @NavyAthletics If the Pittsburgh @Steelers call one of these names during the #NFLdraft, I will be looking for a jersey without my own name for the first time in 20 years. #HereWeGo

Give me one word with the letters provided below.

@UrinatingTree Who is the idiot scheduling basketball games during the NHL playoffs anyway?

Do people that report on the NBA actually give a shit about the sport?

@TJinReg @Falcons_Fantasy @td_nash Other way around for me.

@Falcons_Fantasy @td_nash No Packers then I am going Steelers!!!

Your NFL team no longer exists… and no, YOU can’t say ‘I’d stop watching.’ Who YOU picking? 👀

@dougaliciousnes @_InfoGram_ "I don't even like him that much" Ok, 97 lies to go if you're gonna catch him today.

@_InfoGram_ Fuck you. Seriously fucking fuck you to fucking death you fucking piece of shit. I'm so tired of ya'l just lying to die up drama and bad man orange. I don't even like him that much, but i hope he fucks you all in the ass bc of how obnoxious and tired i am of hearing ya'l. Fuckyou

🔴BREAKING : 🇺🇸During his presidency, Donald Trump made 55,654 false statements, averaging nearly 98 lies per day.

@VinnysCorner1 Cowboys are hated by both Steelers fans and Eagles fans.

Is this accurate or na?

So there is room for FIVE goddamn women who have at some point announced their retirement from @WWE, but @TripleH just tells Iyo, Kairi, and Asuka to go fuck themselves. #WrestleMania

@GoonRizzumaki Haven't we been trying to tear down the statues of dead racists?

In the end he become what he hated the most… A person of color.

@braves2430 Skip Bayless. His only job is to be so unbelievably stupid that Stephen A looks smart by comparison.

Whose microphone are You taking away?

@sakpo0007_ Easy. It's a fiction book written by weird people who could barely read and didn't know where the sun went at night.

Can someone pls explain this Bible verse to me like I’m a 3 year old?

Iyo and Asuka not announced for WrestleMania. Yet, they have a place for Logan Paul, Pat McAfee, Jellyroll, and whatever other members of the Ku Klux Klan they could drag in.

@ThrillaRilla369 The first time America let some Hollywood celebrity with dementia be President.

When was the exact moment in America when everything started going downhill?