Coach Fisher🐟🏈

Chuck Norris demonstrating stage fighting techniques on David Letterman, August, 1980.

It's official: the number of North Atlantic right whale calves born this season is the highest in 17 years! On March 14, an aerial survey team from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission saw right whale 4617 and her new calf off Crescent Beach, Florida.

🤣This is a hilarious montage of Chuck Norris jokes. If you think about it, he really was the first 80’s action hero and pretty much started the genre of 80’s and 90’s action movies.

STP on Headbangers Ball in ’92. Back when it all still felt brand new.

To celebrate the release of ‘Aerosmith (Legendary Edition),’ we’re thrilled to present you with a brand new lyric video for “Dream On.” aerosmith.lnk.to/dreamonvideo

CHUCK NORRIS will be a huge miss but the Walker Texas Ranger/Conan O'Brian bit is immortal.

Blue dragons are washing up on the Texas coast, and researchers are warning beachgoers not to touch them. From @HoustonPubMedia: kut.org/energy-environ…

It’s about being all in during March Madness. We did a great job to advance to the next round. #Hookem

On this day in 1990, Depeche Mode released 'Violator,' featuring "Personal Jesus," "Enjoy the Silence," "Policy of Truth," and "World in My Eyes," it redefined electronic and alt-rock forever. Still flawless. Still untouchable.

This song was written in 20 minutes of pure rage after hearing how a senator got his son out of the draft for Vietnam...

The Aerosmith (Legendary Edition) has landed ✈️ The legendary debut album is available now in multiple configurations, including a limited-edition deluxe 5LP box set (Legendary Collector’s Edition), a 4LP slipcase, 1LP on black and color vinyl, 3CD, and 1CD. Order your copy now: Aerosmith.lnk.to/AerosmithLegen…

After yesterday, I’ve realized my toxic bracket trait is my faith remaining in blue blood basketball programs

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@Dan_Gonzalez16 @LonghornClips That's hilarious. I remember watching that game on TV. Hadnot's coming out party.

@LonghornClips @CoachCFish Great game! Two years later, Coach Mackovic also invoked his no “Gooney Bird” rule on the sideline, referring to Clements and Lucas celebrating 🤣

Butch Hadnot drives a defender backwards like a blocking sled straight into the end zone for a bruising 8-yard touchdown rumble! Texas Longhorns overpower Houston Cougars, 45-24! Nov. 10, 1990

Free Cone Day is here! Come celebrate with us at a DQ location on today by getting a FREE small vanilla cone 🍦

Intrusive thoughts won 🐑

This is also what I thought driving a car would feel like in 1977 …

It’s day 19! We’re getting closer and closer to finding this year’s Shark Madness winner! 🎉 Let’s bring back the chain catshark and the goblin shark! 🦈 Yesterday’s winner: SCALLOPED HAMMERHEAD #sharkscience #marinebiology #sharkmadness