Zach Denson

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Round of Applause for an outstanding season.

Breaking: Auburn has fired coach Hugh Freeze, sources tell @PeteThamel. He’s gone 6-16 in the SEC over his three seasons and 15-19 overall.

This guy is about to lose three night games in a row in Jordan-Hare Stadium. I didn’t even know that was possible.

Through 32 games, Hugh Freeze is: -- 14-18 overall (5-15 in SEC) --14 games where offense scored 20 or fewer points -- Has as many top 25 wins as UAB interim Alex Mortensen who coached his first game today Why is this acceptable at Auburn?

Auburn points in its losses under Hugh Freeze: 2025 - 17, 10, 10, 17 (OT) 2024 - 14, 14, 21, 13, 17, 7, 14 2023 - 10, 20, 18, 21, 10, 24, 13 For the eleventy billionth time: If you're not good at the thing you're supposed to be good at, what good are you?

If we can figure out who keeps being responsible for us not having a good plan every week then we will be in business

Ruled a fumble on the field. Yet none of these THREE officials threw their bean bag. I don’t understand. #auburn @auburnfootball

TO MY GREAT FELLOW AMERICANS…

With football starting, here are the top things heard from the stands: 1. "Get him" 2. "Make a play" 3. "Catch the ball" 4. "Come on coach" 5. "Stop running up the middle" 6. "Come on Ref" 7. "Block Somebody" 8. "Throw the ball" 9. "Run faster" 10. "Holding"

Best in the business!! 🔥🔥 🧡👊👍🏈 #TR1BEOnePurpose

Coast Guard rescue swimmer Scott Ruskan saved 165 lives in the Texas flash floods. The 26-year-old, a former KPMG accountant, directed Army Blackhawk 60s and MH-65s to survivors and helped get them to safety, according to the New York Post. “Ruskan spearheaded a high-risk rescue mission under the worst possible environmental conditions, which in the end saw 165 brought to safety,” the NYP reported. “I’m just doing a job,” he told the NYP. “This is what I signed up for, and I think that any single Coast Guard rescue swimmer or any single Coast Guard pilot, flight mechanic, whoever it may be, would have done the exact same thing in our situation.” “That’s what we were asked to do and we’re gonna do it. Any one of us, if anyone else was on duty that day, they would have done the same thing as us.” “We just happened to be the crew that got the case.”

Words fail me.

Every now and then, the good guys win. Thanks to thousands of voices, millions of acres of public land were erased from the chopping block. One battle down. More to come. For now, the land’s still ours. Breathe it in.

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