Coach Keith ⚠️🧢

Follow me for play-by-play analysis on your favorite trending tweets. I also am newly divorced. Keep that in mind. - Coach K

@ordinaryguy64 @AlanaFeral Nigga shut yo ass up

@AlanaFeral That's fair. If you would like to chat and get to know me, please dm me. Getting to know someone is the only way to start a friendship.

Got hit on by a tall handsome 20-something at the grocery store, so I got that going for me

This was a dude! RIP nigga

@notsxth @MrEmilyGDawn You got cooked bro

@MrEmilyGDawn "tard" 💔

Yes dear. I absolutely look better than Mr Ball Tickler.

@ez3won @JOHUAsa @yhoungthug_ @EmrysLennox He cheated on her bro where tf u been at?😂

@JOHUAsa @yhoungthug_ @EmrysLennox He literally has Rihanna (who Drake embarrassed himself publicly simping over for years) birthing his babies, Yh Drake fans are dumb as fuck

“You getting bodied by a singing nigga”😭 Where she at?😂😭😭

@David_Salonica @piperboywilliam You smacked somebody for telling the truth about Muslims? They smell and blow themselves up

@piperboywilliam Exactly, as a turk/welsh Aussie I have had to smack someone in the mouth for being rude about Muslims and someone else who was rude about white people. People who say you shouldn't use violence over words need to learn how to fight or get better manners.

Chud has Nick defending black people 💀💀

@rainmanscreech @nasthesaid @nonregemesse Recovery is goat idkwtf you’re talkin about

@nasthesaid @nonregemesse He lost his W pass when he dropped recovery.

Something quite pathetic about being this much of a poser at 53 years old. Sunglasses indoors, dyed beard, refusal to smile so he looks cool.

This feels straight out of the Devil’s Night era… NEW SINGLE: @D12 feat. Ice-T (@FINALLEVEL) & @Xzibit - “Nightmare Walking” MAY 29th! 🗓️💣 #D12Forever

Eminem x Big Sean last night at the Pistons game 🏀

@unravaduuubra @Mrpiccolo28 @Thefactsdude Because there are exponentially more white people

@Mrpiccolo28 @Thefactsdude You realize there are LIKELY MORE white people in this country as incompetent as you described the above??

NEW: “Chud the Builder” charged after shooting outside Montgomery County Courthouse in Clarksville Yesterday, a fight escalated into a shooting outside the Montgomery County Courthouse in Clarksville, Tennessee. The two individuals involved were identified as 28-year-old Dalton Eatherly aka “Chud the Builder,” and another man. Both sustained gunshot wounds and were hospitalized in stable condition. Eatherly was arrested and charged with criminal attempt murder (15-60 years), employing a firearm during a dangerous felony (minimum 6 years), aggravated assault (3 to 15 years), and reckless endangerment with a deadly weapon (1 to 6 years). Eartherly was booked into the Montgomery County Jail.

@olisefcbay @TiffanyRob45656 @coldshit97 @Albomufc @ChudTheBuilder @nikitabier Why are you so obsessed with dick and cum?

@CoachKWFootball @TiffanyRob45656 @coldshit97 @Albomufc @ChudTheBuilder @nikitabier stfu j-w fag he’s in jail now 🤣🤣🤣 cumskin

I posted 10 AI videos yesterday, reposted someone else’s TikTok, and schedule-posted 4 jokes that went viral in 2016. Why am I not famous yet? App is broken.

@Trav424 @scrubbywook @varkyros @parti_king So are necrophiliac apes. Baboon monsters. Booncoons; Jiggalips; Chickenskin; Gorillas

@scrubbywook @varkyros @parti_king Racists are the human scum of this earth and will burn in hell.

reports claim chudthebuilder shot a man outside a courthouse in clarksville after an altercation turned violent, while also accidentally grazing himself in the process before the situation escalated, chud allegedly exchanged words with the man moments before being sucker punched. the condition of the other individual remains unclear

@CarlosL65629450 @Rees10Aj @FearedBuck Nigga shave that shit and boss up, let the Genghis Khan goatee go

@Rees10Aj @FearedBuck

ChudTheBuilder shot a man who attacked him outside a courthouse in Clarksville & accidentally grazed himself in the process. Before it escalated, he asked the man if he was going to “chimp out” the man then walked up & sucker punched him. It is unclear if the man survived.

@FearedBuck FAFO!

@Reggie950286 @Cwhitt75 @Pliskin33 @evans_solo18925 @nojumper Well on the contrary, there literally is no difference between the average black and white man; statistically similar variables of height and weight. It all comes down to training. If black men are so powerful we wouldn’t have had slaves. Boon.

NLE Choppa vows to put ChudTheBuilder in the dirt over his racist antiques if he ever comes to Memphis.

@Nyanno_VTuber @ShadowPilled69 Please find a new niche you’re just a fucking weirdo

@ShadowPilled69 That's how I feel every time I see my VTuber avatar, after all.. I designed them myself! 💖 Who wouldn't wanna bury their face in my characters chest?? Also I like being able to play attractive characters in video games. Any game that doesn't allow me, I don't play usually lol💖

Yes. And the mere thought of burying my face in Eve's tits gives infinitely more enjoyment and value than your homosexual walking simulator could ever provide.

@ABC30 I wonder if that bright pink Afro had something to do with it.

BREAKING: In a 3-2 vote, the Fresno County Board of Supervisors has blocked Fresno County libraries from participating in Pride Month activities. abc30.com/post/fresno-co…

@ANNOUCNERFAN @JSaionware @ShitpostReels I’ll make it easy. I’m super transphobic- like I fucking HATE you all. What is with the obsession of transitioning just to look like the exact same sex you defy against just in a shitty dress and makeup?

@JSaionware @ShitpostReels yeah no just say your transphobic and want kids to discriminate against others for respect something that’s so fuckin simple .. I asked if ur white cus if ur blk you should be ashamed of urself discriminating against others as a former person who has been through years of it

@MidYoure @BluScr3n @devinconnors You fat spotted cow. You ruined your game, and got dropped like an infant. Suck my nuts, you fat piece of shit.

@BluScr3n Had people like Devin Connor’s blocking people because they told him that psyonix needed to fix stuff in the game and his response was blocking them 🤦‍♂️ ik he was dead weight

Okay I'm officially a firm believer in there was a lot of dead weight at psyonics because wow. Maybe we can start huffing that copium that trading will come back?

@gcindisguise And no more AlphaKep shade posts! God your account is finally enjoyable!

rocket league in the past month - added easy anti cheat to stop bots in ranked - added team colors to freeplay - planned a paris major bundle with sales going to players and teams - offered their support to help bring back bakkesmod who has it better than rocket league players