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@Academy Where can we Houston @Rangers fans get World Series gear tomorrow?

@CGillaspia Happy Earth Day my dude!

Is anyone out there actually eating these in two bites? It was not my best moment, but I ate two in one bite. According to the packaging, that should have taken me four bites.

A great house for sale just outside of Cypress. Someone can get a great house at the right price!

Thrilled to announce the next chapter!

@R_Brauninger They are the best hats for big headed people. I’m right there with you. I wear one almost every day. Need the game day hat in a bad way!

Unapologetic retweet 😅

@R_Brauninger I see you rocking @BrandedBills almost every day. I believe it’s time for a #BB and Aggie collaboration. Script Aggies on a performance flat bill would do some numbers 👀

I want to be a Whataburger old man when I grow up. I don't drink coffee but I love a good Dr. Pepper. Something about sitting in the same spot visiting with your friends without worrying about time or what's going in the world is beautiful.

Something special might be brewing for the Maroon and White.

My man!! Congratulations brother! Horn got a good one! #FootballFam

Shout out to Mrs. Akers for letting me join in on the gingerbread houses! She planned an awesome lesson where the kids had to budget for supplies to build their house. I ran out of money and couldn’t close my roof. It’s going to get cold in the house! @StrackKISD @rgilbert21

A great afternoon with perfect Turkey Bowl weather!

Coach Martínez had the griddle fired up early this morning for the pancake breakfast for the offensive line. Get a pancake on the field, get a pancake breakfast for your o line crew! @WallerJrhigh

@Coach_GJohnson AirPod pros. Look no further. I’m not a huge runner but they never come out while I’m doing things that don’t involve running.

Can you super glue these in? #theywontstayin

@LadyOwl007 @AshleyMcCaslin4 @kkirtley26 @rr_rollin amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls… 7th grade teacher in TX. Going to an economy system to teach my students about money management and responsibilities! Anything helps! Thank you!

@drjjblake Big snakes are already in your yard!

Real question for TX ppl who know about snakes. Will this tree watering bag attract snakes to my yard? Pls don’t say snakes are harmless I have a self-diagnosed snake phobia. I don’t have drip irrigation and I’m trying to save some of my plants thru this drought

It’s that time of the year. When all the teachers ask for your help to #clearthelist I need some help with my classroom supplies! Anything helps! Going to an economy system this year the non-school items are rewards! amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls… #clearthelists2022 #clearthelists

@drjjblake No. In the baseball world when you go into a double elimination tournament and lose the first two games you are 1,2, then back the the BBQ. Just like tu is after the loss to the Fightin Texas Aggies today.

@CoachWPatterson Is this a play on Ciara’s 1-2 Step?

We call that a 1, 2, BBQ here on Father’s Day #GigEm

@ForePlayPod @TaylorMadeGolf That’s a done deal!

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