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@BarackObama @ObamaFoundation @colbertlateshow Save us!!

It was great talking to Stephen and the inspiring young people we’ve worked with at the @ObamaFoundation on the @ColbertLateShow. When the Obama Presidential Center opens this June 19, my hope is that this will be a place where people can come together to meet, learn, and work with each other to create change in their communities. Learn more at tickets.obama.org.

@theliamnissan Is this @DrOz or @SecKennedy fucken fault?

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Canada Hates Donald Trump 🇨🇦 Now it’s your turn. Reply with your country flag if your country hates his fucking guts.

@McDonalds @MessToMeaning Hey @McDonalds , don’t be like @ChipotleTweets and tell people to just ask for more food and then charge them for it 😂😂

@MessToMeaning underfilled fries are not up to our standards. please send us a DM with your contact information and email address so we can look into this further.

Large fries at @McDonalds Is this acceptable?

@joncoopertweets @trixietrottsba1 Y’all think @FLOTUS likes being touched by this decrepit old crypt keeper fuck?

@trixietrottsba1 Ha! Yes. 😂

He’s crumbling like an old Roman statue

@McDonalds @jordyndee9 Smoke meet mirrors

@jordyndee9 hey! we’re updating our Rewards program to give you more ways to earn and redeem points. you’ll still see great entry‑level rewards, plus a new $3 off option for even more flexibility. the more you use the app, the more rewarding it gets.

a big mac went from 6000 rewards points to 7000 rewards points @McDonalds don’t think i didn’t notice

@ProjectLincoln The only thing the emperor prays for is the continued distraction from Epstein and that the #MAGA morons and @GOP sheep who lick his orange taint stay stupid so he can continue to fleece them.

Question: do you think Trump would pray for you?

@highbrow_nobrow @Acyn @KariLake the multiple time loser who will lick the emperor’s asshole just to get attention?

Kari Lake: President Obama was behind the creation of ISIS. Obama is responsible for terrorism around the globe.* @Acyn Fact-check: This is False (2023)

@ABC The emperor is a fucking moron

President Trump is floating the idea of renaming Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to National Immigration and Customs Enforcement (NICE), posting a hypothetical logo rendering of this new acronym.

@knxnews @spencerpratt Listened to this guy rant about how he’s not rich…here’s part of the reason. Had 10 million and blew it. He couldn’t manage his own money, can’t trust him to manage an entire city unless he’s gonna sell crystals. Don’t waste your vote on @spencerpratt

“It’s a process,” said @spencerpratt when asked to explain how his plan for mandatory drug treatment would work to get homeless people off the streets of L.A. #politics #losangeles #homeless #drugs

@knxnews @spencerpratt He has a semblance of a plan. GTFO

@NoLieWithBTC And yet…

Palm Beach International Airport is now officially renamed to Donald J. Trump International Airport. The airport will be required to purchase official Trump merchandise, directly violating the Emoluments Clause of the Constitution.

@cspan Mother sucker ain’t joking

President Trump joking about staying in office an additional 8 to 9 years:

@cwebbonline @ChadBianco spewing verses directly from the @realDonaldTrump and #MAGA bible. Shout from the highest mountain with absolutely ZERO context. Not fit to be Governor

CHAD BIANCO IS A TRAIN-WRECK If you can’t answer basic questions about your own policy, you shouldn’t be running for governor of California. Notice, Bianco never actually answers questions. He dodges, pivots, changes the subject. He’s asked how he’ll pay for his “ending state income tax” policy and it’s the same tired “waste, fraud, abuse” DOGE script. Like anyone’s buying that again.

@mmpadellan Apparently nothing.

Why doesn't the President of the United States, in his 2nd term no less, know that getting authority to wage war from Congress IS IN THE CONSTITUTION? And when the President defies the Constitution, what happens next?

@ReallyAmerican1 @mmpadellan Fuck @joerogan That Coward Piece Of Shit

Joe Rogan brutally ridicules Trump and his DOJ for indicting Comey: "No (Epstein) arrests... while Comey is getting arrested for a photo of seashells."

@CalltoActivism @joncoopertweets Such A Fucken Moron

BREAKING: A DC pollster just texted me “it’s over” after Donald Trump’s speech today where he called “affordability” a “line of bullshit.” There is not one Republican lawmaker who is up in 2028 that didn’t just shit their pants. He just gave Democrats the perfect ad.

@reggieSKOL @atrupar You’re a fucking moron son

@atrupar He’s not wrong, every single one of them light bulb heads should be shipped back.

Trump: "Somalia, it's a beautiful place. It's got no anything. It's got one thing that's really strong -- crime. All they do is run around shooting each other. It's filthy dirty, disgusting dirty. It's a horrible place. They come here, and Ilhan Omar, she heads it. She married her brother. I would imagine they're looking at her. Isn't she despicable? We ought to get those people the hell out of our country."

@HQNewsNow Fuck @joerogan that fucking coward. He had Trumps dick in his ass at the @ufc fight and loved every inch of it.

Joe Rogan criticizes Trump's Iran war: "What we did to Iran, what if Iran nukes New York City? Those kids that live in the Bronx, they had nothing to do with what happened in Iran. So is that okay? What are we talking about? It's fucking nuts."