Joe Groff

@whitesox 261 days until the seasons over

The countdown to Opening Day is on ⏳

Few to go food items hold up on the hour car ride home the city. However a @JPGraziano Mr G gets better

@ChuckGarfien I can fix this. I’ll just wager my next mortgage payment he hits the unders on everything

Eloy Jimenez has a bruised right foot. He’s day to day. Fouled a pitch off his foot yesterday.

It’s HS football in 2024…you don’t need to be in the office 10+ hours over the weekend…use technology, take what’s there, and don’t install 9-10 new things ya can’t do each week because your opponent got beat by something a month ago

Scallop Run/Gather Longstride to Shortstride …whatever you call it, you gotta rep it …all pro immediately correcting his FW #TEACHtackling 🧵

@SouthwestAir smart move. Board a full flight without pilots or a/c in Chicago on one of the hottest days of the year, while already delayed 2 hours.

@barstoolcarl @EddieBarstool From one Southside transplant to another, you can get a decent pizza, not great, but decent. Some good breweries in Batavia, Geneva, and St. Charles - can bike from town to town - tour de tri-city breweries? I got a goat guy if you need one

Got steamrolled last week on the home owners announcement by @EddieBarstool in predictable Red Ed fashion. (Congrats to Ed.) I’m going off the grid, literally. Couple acres west of Aurora on unincorporated property. Enough land for my own par 3 course and a couple batting cages. Real hippy shit Mrs. Carl gets to plant a bunch of shit and do her thing. I get to ride a lawn mower and live in the woods. Pizza, brewery and tavern recommendations west of the Fox River are very welcome. Couple notes: 1. Feels good to have a Metra stop back in my life. 2. I need a bowling league 3. I want to buy goats from a local farm. Looking for recommendations 4. Front door POV:

The older I get, and the longer I coach, the more I recognize that sports are just games, at any and every level. If the NFL has any sense what-so-ever, they’ll suspend tonight’s game, because in the grand scheme of things, sports just aren’t very important.

Children shouldn’t be treated & trained like little adults. Kid first, athlete second.

@proos2 I'd rather ride in the back of a budget truck with the Kenosha Kickers to San Diego than take a Spirit flight

Has anyone flown Spirit Airlines and is it worth it when you find a dirt cheap price? I found direct flight to San Diego for $126... Next cheapest is $350 and the times aren't great. What fees am I going to see on Spirit?

Coaches: You don't need to sit in your office for hours to WIN. You will be surprised how many Staffs work long hours just to have a losing season. Spend time with your family. Enjoy life. Overthinking/Overworking can contribute to losing too.

RETWEET for a chance to win an autographed Luis Robert bat. #ChangeTheGame x @GuaranteedRate

After a great conversation with @CoachU_BU I’m very blessed to have received my first D1 Offer from Butler University @SCNFBOFFICIAL @robertpomazak @Coach_JGroff @scnfbrecruits @LemmingReport

Congrats Henry Warsaw for a new PR over 46’ and hitting the Varsity B Standard!

Had a great time at Illinois State University! Thank you to @CoachDeti and @RedbirdFB for the Invite to come watch your practice and meet the players and coaches! @robertpomazak @SCNFBOFFICIAL @Coach_JGroff @scnfbrecruits

Had a great Junior Day at Drake University! Thanks to @CoachBloss and @DrakeBulldogsFB for the invite! Loved getting to learn about the program and the school! @WillieCashmore @robertpomazak @SCNFBOFFICIAL @Coach_JGroff

Stud S/RB/OLB ⬇️⬇️⬇️

🚨Dude Alert @SCNFBplayers @drew_surges 📏6'2 190 S/OLB / RB play him anywhere ! One the most electric athletes in the state for the class of '23 Check him out here hudl.com/profile/436300… @Coach_JGroff @EDGYTIM @LemmingReport @DeepDishFB @SCNFBOFFICIAL @robertpomazak

7 THINGS YOU CAN PICK UP TODAY: - a teammate - a struggling friend - a piece of trash - a positive habit - the pace - after yourself - your attitude #PickUp

LA Rams' Pyramid of Greatness as outlined by Coach Sean McVay #CultureWins #SuperBowl