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@Jeremy_Denbow @DrNeilStone Cordon Sanitaire

@DrNeilStone Nobody should be boarding flight in Congo Jesus Christ what is the French word for quarantine x.com/polymarket/sta…

🔴BREAKING My senior sources know nothing I am seeking new sources UNCONFIRMED

@crankycartoons Your average actual Albertan separatist is pretty ok with that.

Let’s all remember that these Epstein-class people are the same folks these Alberta separatists are licking the boots of. Don’t forget: these separatists have been manipulated by elite pedos who probably eat kids.👇

@PeterSweden7 Depends on how bad the outbreak is, but probably not.

Question. Will you be a willing volunteer to test the Moderna mRNA Ebola vaccine that is in preclinical stages right now? They are using AI to make this new vaccine.

@bcsteelheader @CatherineHeik @Bitcoin_Teddy Should have cut them off already.

@Bitcoin_Teddy Without Canadian oil, US shuts down. Without Canadian potash, US starves. Without Canadian lumber, US houses dont get built. Without Canadian hydro, US goes dark. MAGA needs to shut this orange uneducated fucktard down.

Trump: “I love Canada … But the United States can't subsidize a country for $200 billion a year … You have to run your own country. And to be honest with you, Canada only works as a state … I'm sorry, we have to do this.”

Fellas!!! Your help is urgently requested! 🔽🔽🔽

Western alienation is real. Nobody’s denying that, genius. What you’re deliberately ignoring is that legitimate regional frustration is now being supercharged by MAGA media ecosystems, foreign disinformation pipelines, conspiracy influencers, and U.S. political interests that openly benefit from a fractured Canada. That’s the part your little Facebook University history lesson conveniently skips. Yes, separatist sentiment existed before. So did anti-vax sentiment before COVID. Then grifters, algorithms, rage-media, and foreign influence operations poured gasoline on it and monetized the outrage. That’s literally how modern disinformation works. You people scream “western alienation” while waving Trump flags, parroting Kremlin-adjacent narratives, attacking Canadian institutions, and repeating the exact same anti-democratic rhetoric flooding every other destabilized Western democracy right now. Weird coincidence, huh? 🤡 Also, blaming “ten years of Liberal government” for everything is politically illiterate toddler-brain analysis. Alberta’s economy rises and falls primarily with global energy markets, corporate investment cycles, pipeline economics, automation, OPEC dynamics, and U.S. demand. Not because Trudeau personally hurt your feelings on Facebook. And here’s the funniest part: If separation is such a brilliant idea, why does every conversation immediately collapse the second somebody asks about currency, borders, treaties, Indigenous sovereignty, investment flight, pensions, trade access, military protection, or who the fuck buys your oil after you destabilize the country? Because none of you have a plan. You have vibes, memes, rage addiction, and billionaire-backed propaganda pipelines feeding you emotional junk food 24/7. That’s not a sovereignty movement. That’s weaponized grievance for gullible people.🤡

#ableg To be clear: HALF A MILLION Albertans signed to declare their unity with Canada The UCP hijacked their petition, misrepresented their intent, and used it as a lifeboat for a separatist referendum that was struck down by the courts. That is what happened today!

David Parker is in deep shit. This is an international incident. nationalobserver.com/2026/05/20/inv…

NAFO just turned 4 years old. Have u seen these 16?@CoyoteKeynes @agazeblank @SallyAndrews2 @PuredaleSmith @missfellacatz @Dr_M_EdD @bruce_lugo @freedombird1010 @SMACT72 @o_murie @Charlenezqe @Rail_splitter1 @Nordic_Wookie @CaraAloha @NafoOrchestra @EiWasDann

This New York Times piece is worth your time. Here’s what is happening, as simply as I can put it. Back in January, Trump sued the IRS, an agency he controls, demanding $10 billion over the leak of his tax returns a number of years ago. IRS lawyers did their jobs. They wrote a memo laying out the defenses that could beat the suit, including the fact that Trump filed too late. His own lawyer was in court when the leaker pleaded guilty in October 2023, more than two years before Trump sued. The Justice Department never showed up to court. Never argued back. Never used the defenses sitting on their desk. The judge got suspicious and ordered both sides to explain whether they were actually opposing each other or just colluding. The day before that brief was due, Trump dropped the suit. Same day, his Justice Department announced a $1.776 billion taxpayer-funded “anti-weaponization fund.”  Trump gets a formal apology. The IRS agrees to drop any audits of him and his family, even though a 2024 Times report found a loss in an ongoing audit could cost him over $100 million. The acting Attorney General, Trump’s former criminal defense attorney, picks the five commissioners who decide who gets paid. Trump can fire any of them. Proud Boys and Oath Keepers are not ruled out. This is the most corrupt thing I’ve ever seen from an American president. Where in the hell are my Republican colleagues? nytimes.com/2026/05/19/adm…

@TheBlueGem3 @Moomin_fella Isn’t it though

Losers. It’s exhausting being Albertan with these Republican shills.

@17frosted @Volya4UA @jdallen_wa @MingtheMercil15 @NAFOFirefella Thanks Karen

@Volya4UA @CodenameHoratio @jdallen_wa @MingtheMercil15 @NAFOFirefella x.com/ChrisO_wiki/st…

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@007GoldMiner @fette_a @jengerson I know you’re not a Canadian, or even a native English speaker. See if you can figure out why troll. I’ll teach you something.

@CodenameHoratio @fette_a @jengerson Toss off wanker. Isn't that how you say it in jolly old England?

I do hope that all UCP MLAs know that those who do not stand up and publicly object to the calling of a referendum: your passivity will be noted. Your names will be remembered. Your choice will follow you for the rest of your careers in this country.

@nationalpost He’s not even REALLY a Canadian. And he’s not even close to the number one author.

FIRST READING: He's Canada's number one author, and he's leaving Canada for safety reasons nationalpost.com/opinion/gad-sa…

Well that’s a federal crime now as the data exited the country….

"Canada’s National Observer has found a similar app on 10XVotes’ website stocked exclusively with names and addresses of several thousand Albertans.” ##abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli nationalobserver.com/2026/05/20/inv…

@ghostofRoc @LivFaustDieJung Can we also pour one out for our beloved @Reginanazarkew1 ? Such a fierce, kind and knowledgeable fella.

@DirteJoe91 @garymasonglobe You’re not a Canadian.

@garymasonglobe Ahh yes fuck our country even more than they have. No wonder Libtards love you low IQ voters.

If Danielle Smith announces a separtist referendum for the fall, the feds should immediately halt any further work towards a new pipeline until this question is resolved. It shouldn’t be working with a government that facilitates the potential breakup of this country.

@007GoldMiner @fette_a @jengerson Yes, you are a genius. Good job there sport!

@CodenameHoratio @fette_a @jengerson Lol. You have far bigger problems in your own country & should be more concerned with that than the affairs of Canada & Alberta.